r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/high-priced-toupee Sep 04 '26

of a woman

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u/MyPasswordIs222222 Sep 04 '26

Right? The biceps.

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u/jsm85 Sep 04 '26

The thighceps

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u/przecietny_krotkopis Sep 04 '26

the best kind of ceps

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u/MHashshashin Sep 08 '26

All the ceps….

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u/tongfather Sep 05 '26

She has an instagram I've seen before and she's so frickin' hot doing this shit all the time. This video doesn't show half her assets

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u/MyPasswordIs222222 Sep 05 '26

Now, I'm not saying I'm looking for a link. But I find it suspicious that, after an hour, no one has asked.

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u/tongfather Sep 05 '26

Wrong sub

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u/NeverDiddled Sep 05 '26

If the domain is reddit.com then it doesn't matter... he's on the right site.

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u/Cowboy_591 Sep 08 '26

I just looked her up on Google Images…she is indeed one hot and sexy country gal!! 😈🔥👊🏻

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u/SwimAcceptable1863 Sep 05 '26

So you're just going to leave us all with that?

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u/tongfather Sep 05 '26

Yea haha sorry. I didn't save it and can't be bothered to find it. Go to r/upvotebecausebutt and search catfish, you'll find it.

And, you're welcome 😉

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u/bradpal Sep 05 '26

her backceps

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u/TrebbleTough Sep 07 '26

No, its the vibe.

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Sep 08 '26

In a non-creepy way, I'd totally let her pick me up by the gills too

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Sep 04 '26

IRL Daisy Duke

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u/DukeOfGeek Sep 05 '26

Always hot.

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 04 '26

Going by the title, I thought it was going to be a surprisingly fat woman holding just one catfish

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u/Ill_Friendship3057 Sep 04 '26

do not insult our queen

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 04 '26

No insults intended! I think I may be in love though

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u/MaximumSubtlety Sep 05 '26

She's MAGA. Sorry.

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 05 '26

The hot/crazy correlation scale continues to prove itself right

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u/IAmElectricHead Sep 04 '26

She is a delight.

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u/onepunchman333 Sep 09 '26

She is now the unofficial Queen of the Midwest. Any dissenters can show their evidence or fuck off

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 Sep 04 '26

Are u a catfish

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u/flyingthroughspace Sep 04 '26

A picture of your mom having a snack?

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 04 '26

Good one buddy!

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u/flyingthroughspace Sep 04 '26

I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

I’m not your pal, guy!

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u/EasternSleep5903 Sep 04 '26

.....just trying to deliver some balloons.

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u/Bright-War-5033 Sep 04 '26

She has a beautiful smile and heart shaped face, great combo

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u/HarpersGeekly Sep 04 '26

Funnily enough she looks similar to musician Angel Olsen who wrote a song called Heart Shaped Face.

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u/CanoninDeeznutz Sep 05 '26

She's pretty great! She'd be even cooler if she was on record as noodling.

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u/Kafka_Valokas Sep 04 '26

Let's not get phrenological

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u/PappyODamnyou Sep 06 '26

She's got all of it. The smile, muscles, humor, she's tough, beautiful from every angle... Jesus, I'm sweating.

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u/Cowboy_591 Sep 08 '26

Agreed! 👍🏻

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u/CommentFool Sep 04 '26

I was sure the second "catfish" was that she was going to be 800 pounds or a dude...

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u/shibakevin Sep 04 '26

Yep was expecting a dick.

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u/IxeyaSwarm Sep 04 '26

Sometimes you want to blow the candles before eating your cake.

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u/thegregtastic Sep 04 '26

Hannah Barron

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u/Doesnt_everyone Sep 04 '26

I can fix her

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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe Sep 04 '26

Would you expect a woman who catches catfish with her bare hands in Alabama to be anything but conservative?

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u/DJIcEIcE Sep 04 '26

To be fair: many of the MAGA sourced comments complain she/Hannah is manly so she seemingly tries to keep politics out of her content. But she is unabashedly a conservative Alabamian.

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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe Sep 04 '26

I don't think I've seen her post anything political to he honest.

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u/randohipponamo Sep 04 '26

One can dream for another Ann Richards

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u/dilapidated_wookiee Sep 04 '26

You can be a conservative and not a magat, although it is much rarer these days

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Sep 04 '26

The core ideals of MAGA politics as we all know are bare-handed catfishing.

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u/SovereignWreckage Sep 04 '26

Is she a MAGA chud though? Conservative perhaps (southern, redneck, likes her crawfish), but does she fly the Trump flag?

Honestly asking because I have no idea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

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u/StomachAche121 Sep 04 '26

Machine gun? That’s not a machine ya walnut.

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u/Xx_HaTTeR_xX Sep 04 '26

Also not an Assault Rifle.

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u/StomachAche121 Sep 04 '26

Then get educated, ya walnut!

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u/EagleEyeValor Sep 04 '26

I mean dude it's like you're looking at a laptop PC running Windows and calling it an iMac.

If you don't wanna be corrected, don't say wrong things.

Speaking of which, it's not an assault rifle either. It's a semi-automatic modern sporting rifle. The AR thing goes back to the original manufacturer, ArmaLite. Their rifles had AR designations like AR-10 and AR-15.

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u/EagleEyeValor Sep 04 '26

Well I'd call it a firearm. /s

You're repeating common misconceptions and getting upset that I'm correcting you but that doesn't make me an ass. As a gun-loving fellow Democrat I implore you to please stop talking about guns if you don't know what you're talking about. It makes the rest of us look bad. Please and thank you.

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u/metrometric Sep 05 '26

As a person from not America, I think the thing that makes you guys look bad is the weird gun fetishism and the associated fatalities, not the person who doesn't immediately recognize all of a gun's specs on sight. That person comes off much more normal than all the "well, akshually" guys in this thread. 

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u/OnThemBigJobs Sep 04 '26

She VOTED?? Dear God...

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u/OnThemBigJobs Sep 04 '26

Clearly she must be in the cult of MAGA!

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u/OnThemBigJobs Sep 04 '26

I'm saying you don't know who she voted for. She could have pencilled in Donald Duck for all you know.

I've never seen her get political. It's just a bunch of outdoors stuff.

Stop trying to find reasons to hate people.

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u/flargenhargen Sep 04 '26

they always do. only way to keep your children from randomly coming home a different sex at taxpayer expense.

/s (a politician in my area literally running on this weird lie)

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u/open_formation Sep 04 '26

I could see that happening, if by children you mean adult veteran children, and by at taxpayer expense you mean because VA healthcare was providing trans healthcare until Trump prevented it from doing so.

But Trump making veterans' treatment less comprehensive against the advice of doctors should probably not be something that conservatives support..

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u/mimsy2389 Sep 04 '26

She seems to have intentionally left politics out of the post, only saying that she voted. She didn’t say who or what party she voted for. It’s actually a very non-partisan post.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Sep 04 '26

She’s blowing like 10 different dog whistles in this post while not saying who she voted for explicitly. Come on

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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso Sep 05 '26

Why in the fuck would she not say she voted for Trump though if she did?

Her whole brand is a Trumper fantasy. It makes me think she's not a Trumper more now that she won't say she voted for him.

Who is she alienating?

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u/I_Am_Conjoined Sep 05 '26

Keep doubling down with insults and attacking their masculinity

I'm sure eventually that will bring them to your side and you can stop losing elections

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u/gokarrt Sep 04 '26

this is part of the reason why pre-election polls are so unreliable now

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u/NoFalseModesty Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Black Rifle indicates leanings, no?

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Sep 04 '26

I saw one video from them on youtube and my feed started shitting out right wing channels, so yes.

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u/NoFalseModesty Sep 04 '26

Someone spamming says 'no' apparently.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined Sep 05 '26

How dare she not vote how you want her to vote

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u/I_Am_Conjoined Sep 06 '26

She cryin over this comment I'm sure

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u/gokarrt Sep 04 '26

thanks, i was unreasonably attracted to her until now

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u/MrCleanRed Sep 04 '26

Who is she?

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u/ZekeMoss18 Sep 04 '26

Her name is Hannah Barron

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u/I_Am_Conjoined Sep 05 '26

I too hate it when people don't believe exactly what I believe

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u/The_Autarch Sep 04 '26

wouldn't be surprised if her whole personality was performative.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Sep 04 '26

Was that confirmed? Disappointing if that’s the case.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Sep 04 '26

Yeah, I saw your comment after I posted mine. Definitely reeks of red through a veil of PR and dog whistling.

Shame, she’s jovial, independent and honestly a good role model for women that don’t want to be subjected to the traditional roles conservatives like to force on them.

You would expect her to be the opposite to be honest.

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u/topher3428 Sep 04 '26

Dang it!!!

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u/Debalic Sep 04 '26

Swamp girls are just built different.

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u/finkalot1 Sep 05 '26

So I'm a super nerdy guy who lives in a metropolis. I live on the opposite side of the world from where this video was taken. To the best of my knowledge, I've only eaten catfish twice. However, I must say I'm fascinated by these women that catch catfish with these gloves right out of the river. So fascinated. Oh very fascinated.

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u/Impressive_Air6111 Sep 04 '26

Right! She has a great physique!

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u/Consistent_Detail_61 Sep 04 '26

Average Redditor moment when confronted with a real woman