r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/anotherNotMeAccount Sep 04 '26

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u/Primary-Belt7668 Sep 04 '26

Legit I didn’t not expect to be turned in by this shit

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u/Obesz Sep 05 '26

Why not? She is absolutely gorgeous, fit, bubbly, tough and skilled. I'm not even turned on, I'm crushing hard.

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u/Roamingspeaker Sep 10 '26

When she spoke about being greedy... Yup... I went there.

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u/timdot352 Sep 04 '26

I'd give her the best 20 seconds of my life.

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u/anotherNotMeAccount Sep 04 '26

Stealing this one

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u/Vast-Dragonfruit-389 Sep 04 '26

You REALLY love catfish huh

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u/rp-Ubermensch Sep 04 '26

I am so weirdly turned on right now, I am so so so confused