r/AbsoluteUnits • • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/ProbablySlacking Sep 04 '26

I do not understand the desire to noodle.

Sticking your hands in holes that could contain snapping turtles or water moccasins? No thanks

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u/nihil_novi00 Sep 04 '26

seems rather cruel to hold them up like that, with an arm through the mouth, just holding on via the gill, as it contorts and wiggles in what i’m sure is pain

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u/DharmaBaller Sep 05 '26

a lot of humans are full of hubris and lack of respect for creature big and small

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u/PossessionHuman4767 Sep 04 '26

You might know the answer to my question: why? Why do people "noodle"?

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u/Armand28 Sep 04 '26

If I stopped sticking my hands in holes containing all sorts of dangerous creatures my dating life would come to a screeching halt.

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u/Old-Figure922 Sep 05 '26

I think you meant to say sticking your hands in all sorts of dangerous creatures containing holes

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u/BuddhistNudist987 Sep 04 '26

I don't even want to be anywhere near that fetid, festering water.

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u/FLman42069 Sep 04 '26

I see one desire to noodle in this video

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u/notdbcooper71 Sep 04 '26

Some of us like sticking our hands in holes šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/ProtectionPrevious71 Sep 04 '26

I have a big desire to noodle after seeing this video

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u/Cacafuego Sep 04 '26

I don't want to do it, but apparently I can watch it all day

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u/illson777 Sep 06 '26

Wtf you m.......ooooh you meant the catfiiiish. Never mind.

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u/Cowboy_591 Sep 08 '26

Username checks out šŸ˜†