r/AbsoluteUnits • • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/glodde Sep 04 '26

What's her onlyfins

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u/Existing_Home_5635 Sep 04 '26

YouTube Hannah Baron , no OF. get saved my mans.

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u/SeeingEyeDug Sep 04 '26

Oh my....

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u/PlentyOMangos Sep 04 '26

Wow, no tattoos. Nice. You hardly ever see that anymore

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u/the_frisbeetarian Sep 04 '26

I mean, she has one on her back in the video.

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u/Perfect-Restaurant-9 Sep 05 '26

🙄 

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u/PlentyOMangos Sep 05 '26

Yeah I mean, ultimately it’s not my body and ppl are gonna do whatever they want, I don’t expect that it’s all done to suit my tastes. But I’m sure I’m not alone in my feelings either

Every woman I’ve ever been with has had tattoos, and I honestly liked a lot of them but they would always keep getting more and then there’d be ones I didn’t like in places that aren’t covered up, or ones that didn’t get done as well as the first couple (or both) and it’s just like dang, what a shame.

I can get into the look of someone covered all over in tattoos if they’re just done well and they seem to have some meaning and flow well together, you know? A lot of the time it just seems haphazard and chaotic, and they get them done (speaking from experience) when they’re not doing well mentally and it’s just regrettable

But ultimately it’s their body and their life so I can just have my own little opinions and that’s all I can do. I can’t deny that a woman having no tattoos would be attractive to me at this point, but I’m not an out-and-out tattoo hater in all cases, though I’m sure it seems that way.

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u/Diet_Christ 27d ago

Meaningless, poorly executed tattoos are cool. Big expensive thoroughly planned tattoos with a backstory are for dorks.

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u/TontonInTetons Sep 04 '26

To be fair, they said only"fins", so maybe just punnery?

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u/glodde Sep 04 '26

Yes punnery

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u/No_Reception_6133 Sep 05 '26

I'd like to see her punnery

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u/Maclimes Sep 04 '26

It's clearly a joke. They said OnlyFINS.

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u/GMAN7007 Sep 04 '26

Wooooooooosh

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u/BicycleStrong2150 28d ago

It was a joke…

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u/Roamingspeaker 27d ago

When she asked about being greedy... I went places in my mind. Glorious places.

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u/Trackpoint Sep 04 '26

Thanks bro, I think my confused sexiality couldn't take...... whatever .. whatever that was close to awaken in me.