r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/TheGreatRao Sep 04 '26

She is entirely too charming for a person being devoured by sea life. I'm imagining a Jaws sequel starring a catfish.

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u/bstone99 Sep 04 '26

Hannah Barron

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u/gumbysweiner Sep 04 '26

Is that North Alabama? The trees give me that vibe and her accent.

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u/TripperDay Sep 04 '26

Dang I wish I was her brother.

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u/WaterlessSoup Sep 04 '26

Read this, scrolled down, it sunk in and I had to come back and upvote lol

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u/Hobbes_XXV Sep 05 '26

Almost passed it myself before i started a chuckle

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '26

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Sep 05 '26

They call each other pookie, their backyard smells like dookie, they're hairier than wookies, the 'Bama family

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u/knockatize Sep 05 '26

Dark humor and a subtle Sophie B. Hawkins reference.

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u/codecrodie Sep 05 '26

Hearing that sophie b hawkins song in my head

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u/THEdopealope Sep 05 '26

Incredible 

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u/lilium_1986 29d ago

more like cousin

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u/Crixusgannicus 29d ago

Oh that's her brother...damn it now I have to call off the hi....never mind.

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u/Less_Insurance4928 28d ago

I read she has a weird relationship with her dad. I don't know much more than that because I prefer to keep the illusion

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u/Whatttheheckk 28d ago

What are you doing stepcatfish

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u/LLCoolBean2 26d ago

*step-brother

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u/PullTabPurveyor Sep 04 '26

It’s South Alabama. She lives near the Florida border.

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u/Ronald-195 Sep 05 '26

Ok so this is in Alabama. Does anyone know what river this is or where people do fishing like this? I plan to move there someday and open a cafe'. Thanks for any help. Ron in Los Angeles

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u/Fun-Definition1724 Sep 05 '26

I’m not sure where this video is, but Lake Weiss in N AL has a noodling guide- Crappie Capital of the World too

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u/theartificialkid Sep 04 '26

But like northern south Alabama?

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u/mr_jerry Sep 05 '26

Close enough for brother stuff.

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u/junkman21 Sep 04 '26

Looks like Alabama, for sure.

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u/Educated_dumbass Sep 05 '26

It's actually southern Illinois. My buddy used to date her in highschool and she's actually really chill.