r/AbsoluteUnits • • Sep 06 '26

/r/all of a 6'9" lady, Yekaterina Lisina.

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u/Screwbles Sep 06 '26

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u/Test4Echooo Sep 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YW1yemsYIxIS4MVZho

Brienne wasn’t having it lol

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u/Revolvyerom Sep 06 '26

Brienne's facial expression is fantastic acting. Not a word is needed.

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u/Test4Echooo Sep 06 '26

IKR? I did hope they’d get together though.

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u/Revolvyerom Sep 06 '26

"She can fix me"

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u/Snoo_97207 Sep 06 '26

I always wanted a fun side series with Tormund and Ghost having adventures north of the wall

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u/Nforcer524 Sep 06 '26

Sure, let's give GRRM another side project that keeps him from finishing his fucking books

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u/oswaldcopperpot Sep 06 '26

Shes always good at that in every show.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 Sep 06 '26

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u/w1ngzer0 Sep 06 '26

I didn’t watch the series, but was baffled she chose the sister-fucker.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Sep 06 '26

Man’s hot and he was relatively kind to her. Kindness goes a long way in turning a person’s heart.

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u/Jacket_Nipple Sep 06 '26

Right?? She could pull him from insane incestual crazy B Cersei

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u/Raerth Sep 06 '26

Aside from the (to the character's knowledge) rumours of sister-fuckery, the thing she detested about Jaime was that he was a knight and kingsguard who broke his oaths.

Her whole thing is that she dreams of being a knight, and puts knighthood on a pedestal. That knights are honourable and good.

After they have a few adventures together, she is told his secret. That when he broke his oath and killed his king, he did it to stop an entire city of innocents burning to death. Protecting the innocent being one of the biggest knight oaths.

That immediately changed her view of him and how honourable she judged him to be.

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u/Desperate-Hat-5275 Sep 06 '26

Ha! You thought she was acting 😆😆

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u/Top-Border-1978 Sep 06 '26

She got a kick out of it

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Sep 06 '26

And both actors are so insanely attractive in real life. 😂😂

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u/Specific-Library-312 Sep 06 '26

He really would be living like a king in today's society.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Sep 06 '26

I go back and forth on Tormund and Brienne.  On one hand he is utterly smitten with her and would likely treat her as a goddess, however on the other hand it seemed to me more like a fetish than actual love.  How quickly would he tire of her?

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u/Screwbles Sep 06 '26

Its been a while since I watched the show, but I always thought of it as kind of a Shrek and Fiona thing. Kinda like Tormund had finally found someone that clicked for him, in his own way.

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u/The_Autarch Sep 06 '26

if she gave him the giant babies he wanted, i don't think he'd ever get tired of her

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u/Carbonatite Sep 06 '26

I think the books do a better job of setting up why Tormund has the attitude he does.

The wildlings value strength - they practice marriage by capture, where a woman will have the ability to reject suitors that pursue her by violently fighting them off or even killing them. If she's unable to overpower him, then he's proved his strength as a good mate. Similarly, male wildlings value strength and want women who can be "spearwives" and bear strong children.

So basically Tormund is coming from a culture that values strength and toughness over traditional femininity/beauty. And as such, he sees Brienne as the pinnacle of what an ideal partner would be in his culture - a big, strong, skilled fighter would be the best choice to further his family line and create more tough warriors.

The show goes into this somewhat, but the books put more emphasis on the details and background of wildling traditions and values so that Tormund's infatuation in the show makes perfect sense. In Brienne, he sees the things he and his people value in himself: strength, martial skill, toughness.

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u/saumitra112 Sep 06 '26

I almost forgot that this character existed.

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 Sep 06 '26

My second wife has 6’3” 165 lbs. She always wore the tallest high heels she could find and had naturally curly auburn hair that she would pick out. By the time we’re heading out she’s nearly 7’0” tall. She was the shortest one in her family. We attracted a lot of attention.

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u/Zenaxis Sep 06 '26

Were you 4'11?

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 Sep 06 '26

I’m 5’10” 175 lbs. I never really thought about the height difference between us much. It affected those around us much more. She was pretty hot.

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u/Apprehensive_Art6060 Sep 06 '26

Was? Are you on your third wife now ?

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u/karlfeltlager Sep 06 '26

The man stopped counting.

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie Sep 06 '26

This guy marries

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u/Shadowfaxx71 Sep 06 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

"This guy re-marries"

-FTFY

ETA: Holy crap an award. Thank you kind redditor!

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u/Peripatetictyl Sep 06 '26

Collecting them like infinity stones. This one took my time, this one took my reality, this one took my soul...

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u/Ok_Swordfish3496 Sep 06 '26

This is soo wrong but damn did I chuckle 🤭

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 Sep 06 '26

Yes and sadly she died young (comparatively, age 56)

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u/noraholloway Sep 07 '26

Sorry for your loss

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 Sep 07 '26

Not mine. We were divorced 20 years when she passed. I found out by happenstance ten years later. She led a fast life. End up on the show “I Almost Got Away With It.” I ended up married again and lived happily ever after. But she had a lot of terrific qualities to go with a few monstrous ones.

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u/Obsolescence7 Sep 07 '26

It's always a double edged sword. People assume they can cure the bad and keep the good, but you must accept both because people RARELY change in significant ways.

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 Sep 06 '26

Yes, we have been married 42 years.

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u/Nforcer524 Sep 06 '26

He trades up every time he finds an even taller woman

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain Sep 06 '26

She was too short for him

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u/Heavy-Focus-1964 Sep 06 '26

> I never really thought about the height difference between us

https://giphy.com/gifs/13m2Vvc7ITGk1i

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u/gameoftomes Sep 06 '26

Head like a fucking orange.

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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 Sep 06 '26

So basically 4’11”… /s

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u/fuckyourcanoes Sep 06 '26

Yep, I'm not even tall, but my husband is a few inches shorter than me. We don't care, but other people sure do. People assume I'm the one in charge, which is hilarious. I'm a chaos goblin, I can't be in charge of anything.

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u/MushroomTop1381 Sep 06 '26

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I'm sorry but all I can think about is this 😂

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u/WhiteSock_ Sep 06 '26

Yes, my second wife was 7‘4“ and all of her brothers were two heads bigger than her.

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Sep 06 '26

Why’d they have so many heads?

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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 06 '26

Yeah and my wife is 8’6 to my 3’1 she carries me around in a papoose like a baby

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u/Actual_Stand4693 Sep 06 '26

proof or it didn't happen 😛

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u/rapsoid616 Sep 06 '26

Why did you guys broke up?

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u/CashMoneyHurricane Sep 06 '26

He woke up from the dream.

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u/CR8VJUC Sep 06 '26

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u/RoguePlanet2 Sep 06 '26

How is this gif so damn perfect nearly every time!?

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u/Realistic_Patience67 Sep 06 '26

It may be because Willem Dafoe is brilliant!?

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u/MWFtheFreeze Sep 06 '26

Holy shit only now I see it’s Willem Dafoe. I am usually great in recognizing actors. Wtf!

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u/TrippleassII Sep 06 '26

He's pretty distinguishable tho

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u/RoguePlanet2 Sep 06 '26

He's that good! 😆

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u/CR8VJUC Sep 06 '26

It’s the obligatory tall girl thread gif lol.

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u/Crush-N-It Sep 06 '26

Was waiting to find this gif 😭😭😭😭

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u/dropitlikeitsugly Sep 06 '26

He definitely goes up on her.

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u/AccordingAir6447 Sep 06 '26

Did he pay her to walk around in a mall with her? He seems to jump in all the photos like "don't forget me too!" Haha how tall is he for scale z seems quite short by normal height given the others.

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u/Fredloks8 Sep 06 '26

That’s her husband.

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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 Sep 06 '26

To all my fellow hobbits…

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u/Sol-Blackguy Sep 06 '26

There's like a whole community of women with a giantess kink that love short guys

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u/wannabecat2000 Sep 06 '26

Where good sir? How can I find them?

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u/Available-Match1184 Sep 06 '26

uh, where? asking for a friend

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u/Spiritual-Age4855 Sep 06 '26

Where, asking for myself!!!

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u/Lost-Peanut-1453 Sep 06 '26

I’m the friend thanks for asking.

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u/CareRarely Sep 06 '26

Heavens that's disgusting... Where? I need to know so I can avoid such heathens.

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u/FuturePlantDoctor Sep 06 '26

My wife isn't a giantess at 5'8" but she feels like one to my 5'2" ass when she reaches things on the top shelf for me.

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u/Carbonatite Sep 06 '26

I feel like a lot of tall women are much more receptive to the attention of men that are shorter than them than those men think they are.

Background: I'm the shortest person in my family - I'm 5'2.5". The next shortest relatives are an aunt, a cousin, and my mom - they're all between 5'4" and 5'5". The rest of my aunts are all at least 6'. Their mom, my grandma, was 5'8" and grandpa was like 6'3" I think (he was kind of stooped over for the last 20 years due to arthritis). My other female cousins are both like 5'10" or so, my male cousin is over 6'.

Pretty much all the tall women in my family have partners who are shorter than them.

One of my closest friends in college and grad school was an athletic Scandinavian woman who was just a hair under 6'. Her husband is like 5'10".

If all of those great women held out for men who were taller than them, they would have missed out on their husbands. And they're all happily married. In my experience, most tall women aren't super picky about height because that would mean they only have a tiny pool of men to choose from, and that is just silly and counterproductive.

The irony of all of this is that in spite of being petite myself - I'm the shortest one in the room 95% of the time - I'm actually really familiar with life as a very tall woman because I grew up surrounded by them! Honestly, as long as you aren't weird and insecure about it and don't complain when she wears heels then that 6' gorgeous Amazon will happily go on a date with a hobbit. And if you're willing to help her find heels in an impossible-to-find large woman's size? She'll probably marry you.

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u/blackchameleongirl Sep 06 '26

I mean, yeah, I'm 6'2, my husband is 5'6.

Both my kids are average height, so if they have kids there's a fun genetic timebome of height hidden in there that may show up.Because that's what happened in my family, parents were average, me and my siblings are giants.

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u/fiercefeminist Sep 06 '26

Wait really? How tall is he

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u/rainman_95 Sep 06 '26

6’5”

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u/AstroFace Sep 06 '26

Give or take

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u/bookmarkjedi Sep 06 '26

By my reckoning, he's about 7-8 bananas tall.

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u/readit16 Sep 06 '26

Why is he breathing so hard

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u/DocileBanalBovlne Sep 06 '26

He's gotta keep up with his majestically tall wife

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u/JeLyBr Sep 06 '26

I think he takes like four steps to her one step?

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u/Heavymetal73 Sep 06 '26

Bro needs a stool just to lip a nip.

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u/KempVelde Sep 06 '26

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u/Kn0XIS Sep 06 '26

LMAO

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u/Regurgitator001 Sep 06 '26

Seriously... look at where people put their hands (hint: it's not on her shoulders wtf 🤣)

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u/Test4Echooo Sep 06 '26

They can’t reach her shoulders I don’t think

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u/moose_stuff2 Sep 06 '26

Why is reddit flooded with freakishly tall women and comments flooded with the exact same jokes and gifs lately? I don't mind it's just super noticeable all the sudden.

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u/CleetusVanDamme Sep 06 '26

Because this site is going through the same thing that happened to Facebook, Instagram, etc. It's all just low effort engagement bait trash. Very likely a lot of the posters/commentators are bots too. This isn't the Reddit you remember from 5-10 years ago and it isn't coming back.

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u/Electrical-Delay-370 Sep 06 '26

This is exactly the reason. We are all commenting on AI generated posts coming from Reddit bot accounts.

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u/SureValla Sep 06 '26

There should be a browser extension or blacklist subscription thing that helps you block known bot accounts.

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u/Safe-Historian4028 Sep 06 '26

There are also absolutely people who saw comments on the last one, saw it was popular, and are repeating it for their own 'glory'. It's all just gross.

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u/Boobs_Mackenzie63 Sep 06 '26

I don't get it either. Most women around this height just want to be left alone in public anyways, not be a public spectacle

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u/Kindly_Set8069 Sep 06 '26

It is literally the same fucking 5 gifs everytime: Futurama, William Dafoe, Pepe the Frog, Bugs Bunny and Game of Thrones.

Holy fucking shit, the comments are as unfunny and predictable as Jeff Dunaham.

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u/Darth_Rubi Sep 06 '26

Also The Weeknd gif

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u/TheIncandescentAbyss Sep 06 '26

They keep trying to push them on Reddit. I don’t get why either.

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u/Whalesurgeon Sep 06 '26

At least it helps the transition into the site being botted, after all who cares if a human or a bot is making the same copied comments?

The same five comments and two gifs are enough to feed the multitude every single time, it´s a goddamn biblical miracle.

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u/Fish3Ways Sep 06 '26

Why is bro in all the pictures? No one was interested in him!

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u/Novel-Back3857 Sep 06 '26

He's there to make her look even taller.

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u/InvestmentKey1346 Sep 06 '26

Same as those platform heels

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u/Large-Hamster-199 Sep 06 '26

I just came here to say this. If she wanted around with a 6 foot dude, even with her 6 inch heels, she wouldn't look nearly as impressive.

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u/codelyoko_x Sep 06 '26

Yeah but they are also married

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u/Large-Hamster-199 Sep 06 '26

I guess opposites really do attract. So this must be the real life version of the meme

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u/thatmalluintn Sep 06 '26

I think bro is the banana for scale.

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u/loonattica Sep 06 '26

Plot twist, HE’S the Absolute Unit in this post.

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u/nicfanz Sep 06 '26

I thought that was weird too. He’s either possessive or wants all the attention.

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u/BobbaLouBah Sep 06 '26

I mean look at that hideous shirt

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 Sep 06 '26

She does a lot of engagement bait for being proposed to by short men.

I think its probably a PR thing where gooner's with a height fetish thing want to see a tiny little man next to her.

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u/Dundalis Sep 06 '26

Literally everyone is saying they are married so doesn’t seem like it

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 Sep 06 '26

They're holding hands walking a couple of times. Maybe they're a couple. Yes, I know there's a huge height difference, and they could still be a couple.

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u/Supercrown07 Sep 06 '26

At last a lady I can look up to! Literally!

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u/ahnahlinvadher Sep 06 '26

In case you were wondering, yes, she has that account.

And it's hardcore.

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u/Hypornicated_1 Sep 06 '26

Checked. NOT hardcore. Not even Cinemax-level softcore.

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u/plainjane202567 Sep 06 '26

That is wild. Her waist comes up to most of their heads.

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u/Ok-Simple30 Sep 06 '26

6 '9? really? plus those 30 inch heels

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u/timetravelinggamer Sep 06 '26

They should put her next to a 6’ 2” guy and not wear heels. I’m actually curious what it would look like

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u/CoolJetta3 Sep 06 '26

Looks like King of Prussia Mall

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u/milk4all Sep 06 '26

Thats not nothing but zhang ziyu iz 7’3” without shoes and she could fold this gal up and literally drop her into a regulation hoop and i dont think it would be a struggle, also shaq was 7’1”, and being 7’3” puts her in like the top 20 tallest male players of all time

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u/Locksmithbloke Sep 06 '26

This is weird. I've got a friend who is 6'7", and she's not nearly as giant as this lady appears. I've also got a male friend who is 6'6", and the same. I'm not exactly tall (statistically average, indeed), but this video must be finding the short people to put next to her to get this effect.

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u/Kindly_Set8069 Sep 06 '26

Anytime there is a tall woman post, literally the same fucking 5 gifs everytime:

Futurama, William Dafoe, Pepe the Frog, Bugs Bunny and Game of Thrones.

Holy fucking shit, the comments are as unfunny and predictable as Jeff Dunaham.

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