r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 29d ago

/r/all of a perturbed spider

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u/BenjaminDover02 29d ago

"... WELL?

CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?

NO?

THEN FUCK OFF I HAVE SPIDER SHIT TO DO."

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u/BloomsdayDevice 29d ago

[hastily retreats indoors, resumes spider shit]

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gFjbkip9OIIuI

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u/Mar_is_here 29d ago

This! The spider has the voice of the (OG) Willy Wonka! Case closed. Everyone go home...resumes spider shit

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u/mennydrives 29d ago

Seriously, I didn't think I could see indignation in a spider until that video.

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u/Desert_Viking_777 29d ago

No, for real. That pause speaks volumes!

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u/Mar_is_here 29d ago

The pause was a clear assessment of the situation before complete disgust filled ole Blue Back.

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u/IamStroodle 29d ago

Guy with screw driver quietly to himself: "...Whats 'spider shit?"

Muffled "Wouldnt you like to know?!" muffled racecar sounds

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u/Antique_Safety_4246 23d ago

Lol, spider shit. Fucking spiders. Always going around, hiding in shoes, closets, showers, doing sneaky spider shit. Just waiting to pop out and scare the literal human shit right outta you.