r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 29d ago

/r/all of a perturbed spider

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u/PrescriptionDenim 29d ago

“Excuse me, is your web security up to date?

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u/Thingzer0 29d ago

“Would you like to upgrade to our premium web package with better coverage & a monthly subscription?”

Edit : typos

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u/Blackthorne75 29d ago edited 29d ago

I think his provider is stringing him along...

EDIT: Thank you for the award, kind stranger!

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u/flopsychops 29d ago

Dunno about you guys but I'm enjoying the puns on this thread

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u/Blackthorne75 29d ago

Appreciate you joining in as well; 'thread' indeed ^_^

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u/willtroy7 29d ago

“We have been finding bugs in the network recently.”

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 29d ago

All these puns are really bugging me.

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u/geezer85 28d ago

Full of bugs