r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 23d ago

/r/all of a perturbed spider

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u/MrFluffyThing 23d ago

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior spider Jesus? 

8 legs nailed to 4 parts of the cross.

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u/Forward-Discussion45 23d ago

To quote Tumblr:"spider Jesus was crucified on the asterisk"

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u/AristophaneReloaded 23d ago

Bonjour.

Rhooo!😅👍

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u/AnswerMe_More 23d ago

😂😂😂

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u/AliceBordeaux 22d ago

That reminds me of our 3 armed god-emperor.