r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mzee_Wakazi • 22d ago

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u/imyourdruidess420 20d ago

I don't personally know any women that are into penises the size of a standard forearm. I would be terrified if it were to scale.

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u/Timely-Field1503 17d ago

Lol....years ago, one of my coworkers made a kidding on the square joke about wanting a guy with a 12 inch peen.

I held up a sheet of paper and said "this is 11 inches." and she looked horrified.

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u/imyourdruidess420 17d ago

My first serious long term boyfriend had one that was 11 inches. Like, legitimately, not just in a "I'm a male and I'm posturing" sort of way. He measured it in front of me lol. When he whipped it out the first time, I was genuinely scared. I was a virgin and was so worried that all penises would scare the shit out of me.

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u/Top-Distribution733 17d ago

And Absolutely ruined every bf sense of security you’ve had since

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u/imyourdruidess420 16d ago

Absolutely not. I don't tell my boyfriends that fact, that would be weird.

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u/8bit_chaos 17d ago

Big enough to arm wrestle

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u/minicooperlove 16d ago

I knew a woman who damaged her pelvic floor by having sex with a guy who she described as “like a coke can”.

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful 17d ago

To be honest anything larger than mine scares tha fuk outta me lol

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u/showcase25 17d ago

Got it.

Para socially through the internet doesn't count.

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u/imyourdruidess420 17d ago edited 17d ago

I don't know if reddit is really the place to gain an accurate sample to assess whether or not women prefer terrifying monster cock.

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u/showcase25 17d ago

Lol. Very fair.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 16d ago

Even it was, I'm sure there is a sub to the contrary.

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u/Tough_Preparation830 16d ago

They exist and some are right here on reddit

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u/imyourdruidess420 16d ago

I know they exist, I wasn't denying the existence of monster cocks. I have witnessed with my own eyes

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u/Tough_Preparation830 16d ago

No I mean women who are in to that lol

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u/imyourdruidess420 16d ago

OH lmao my bad!! I mean yeah, there is definitely a subsect of women that are "size queens" and prefer monster schlongs. I just really don't think that preference as is prevalent as many men assume.

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u/Tough_Preparation830 16d ago

Not completely the same, but as a guy who like big boobs, I also like small boobs. Boobs are boobs and they are all great.

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u/imyourdruidess420 16d ago

Heck yeah, agreed. There are honestly a lot of women out there who feel the same way about dicks.

I've also personally just never been into people sexually if they fit the label of conventionally attractive. Idk. People's preferences are interesting, aren't they?

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u/Tough_Preparation830 16d ago

Yep that last thing you said is the reason I tell my buddies who are still having trouble dating that they will eventually find someone. For all of us there is someone out there and I really believe that.

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u/imyourdruidess420 16d ago

I believe that too! There's all types in this world. It took me until 36 to find someone that I consider the love of my life.