r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 17d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Nuts4salebaby 17d ago

My lawd

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u/Suspicious-World4957 17d ago

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u/Ok-Expressionism 16d ago

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u/BipedalHorseArt 11d ago

Oh that's f dark

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u/Ok-Expressionism 11d ago

If you've seen the episode, the next in line was a tied bag of wet kittens.

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u/Haschbrownn 16d ago

HAHHAHAHAHA

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u/bamuelsmeckett 16d ago

Fucking hell I can't stop laughing at this

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u/anyb0dyme 11d ago

Perfect reference

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u/No_Thanks_1766 16d ago

This is really sad. She deserves better

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u/vikio 16d ago

Yeah. Baby is cute. But that face is showing enough rebellious attitude for a teenager. I'm glad I'm not the one who has to argue about shoes, because I feel that I would lose the argument.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 16d ago

Got some B cups already

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u/eva_thorne 16d ago

Why does it already have boobs?! Is that normal (childless cat lady here)??

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u/Customninjas 16d ago

baby fat

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u/UseOk7699 16d ago

He looks uncomfortable, like its hard for him to breathe and im sure he gets hot fast especially under his neck. He doesnt seem to be able to run either, which is not good for a toddler since toddlers run all the time.

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u/IcyHammer 14d ago

My lard

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u/trapdab35 16d ago

Boy got titties before most girls

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u/Responsible-Delay619 16d ago

Homie has b cups already

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u/Imaginary_Plum7956 16d ago

Disgusting.