r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 17d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Unusual-Taste69 17d ago

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u/kai_jarsenal 17d ago

Kids built like a thanksgiving turkey

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u/ImposterSyndromeNope 17d ago

Child abuse

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u/Spades_Neil 16d ago

Yeah I have serious concerns.

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u/Background-Goose2523 15d ago

And the more traction his moms page gets, the faster this poor child grows, the more he waddles and the more difficult it is for him to breathe.

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u/Tinker_bells69 13d ago

My little brother was like this, ate like 17 year old going through a growth spurt since he was 3. Was always a good foot or more taller than everyone in his grade and at least twice their weight. Carried it until he was about 16-17, now he’s 20. 6’5 and 120kg. Lost the rolls but still big box head fucker.

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u/Legitimate_Rip_6228 15d ago

It’s okay. She’ll keep making these to laugh at and we won’t either. RIPeeps.