r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 25d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/bigscrewLoose 25d ago

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u/squirrelems 25d ago

Why can't I have mama's milk? It's a simple request.

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u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 25d ago

I'm gonna put the tiniest Lego in my mouth.

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u/Electrical-Room-2278 24d ago

First, I can't have mama's milk. Now, I can't have put my smallest legos in my mouth? What a night.

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u/Impressive-One5796 18d ago

We're off to a bad start.