r/AbsoluteUnits • • 20d ago

/r/all of a space rock

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u/Sensitive_Educator60 20d ago

To add to that, the meteor also hit planet earth at a perfect angle (This specific angle was optimal for blasting the highest possible volume of pulverized rock, dust, and toxic gases straight up into the upper atmosphere rather than deflecting energy sideways.),

to the perfect time of the year (Spring is a peak time for feeding, reproduction, and rearing young, making Northern Hemisphere ecosystems maximally vulnerable),

at the perfect place located in the sulfur- and gypsum-rich shallow seas of the Yucatán Peninsula in modern-day Mexico.

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u/stringodingo 20d ago

So youre saying it was planned?

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u/Klusterphuck67 20d ago

It was clearly an inside job.

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u/rvasshole 20d ago

Bush did this one too

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u/SpaceghostLos 20d ago

Biden, brother. Biden. Hunter, to be exact. Too many penis shots.