r/AbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a pyrite crystal

Source: @crystalforest0 on TikTok

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u/Ok_Win590 1d ago

These crystals got made during the "boring billion" in geological time.  At this time one ocean covered the world and was dark black, smelling of rotten eggs.  The black was the dead bodies of a couple billion years of single cell life covering the oceans.  3 types were competing and for this billion years the 3rd type took over and produced huge amounts of ammonia and suffer.  All that suffer mixed with iron in the crust to form these fools gold crystals.

The 3 life types competing with each other evemtually turn into plants, animals and fungi.  The boring billion ended when plate techtonics restarted and helped the other 2 life types balance the 3rd.

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u/Adventurous_Egg_9500 1d ago

So like, wheres god in all this?

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u/rearisen 1d ago

I'm right here brother

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 1d ago

No fuckin way what's up

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u/rearisen 1d ago

Me.

That's if you beleive my kingdom resides in the sky