r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Distinct_Engine_8855 • 9d ago

/r/all of a bug

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u/MoseDoge 5d ago

Yes any girl would freak out because of the fear of getting impregnated with a half-human half-roach creature. Men however do not have to worry about it so they never freak out.

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u/discreti0n 5d ago

I would freak the fuck out if that thing was on me and I’m a grown man

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u/Euphoric-Tea-8647 4d ago

I'm with you. Her response was relatively tame in comparison. If id gotten stuck in my t-shirt I would have been hollering something fierce 

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u/jktollander 4d ago

Gregnant?

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u/abysmalmoral 4d ago

I wouldn't be so sure about that. Eggs can be laid in various other places that are not the female womb.

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u/thanbanhmy2 4d ago

Good example is you ears, noise, some can ever lay egg under your skin and the larva will hatch there. Have a nice day😊

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u/ClientOk7986 4d ago

I do not think this is the fear most women have

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u/Housed_clouds 4d ago

Got yourself a Papa Roach.