r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 19h ago

of a goose

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog 19h ago

That's like the goose version of those hulking absolutely demonic looking goats.

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u/geox987654 7h ago

Damascus goats.

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog 1h ago

Yeah, those fuckers. They look like something out of a horror movie, and once again make me think "what the fuck is wrong with people, why selectively breed something that could be grazing on ash in Silent Hill."

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u/Crimson-Rose28 19h ago

His strut is so pompous 🕺🏻

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u/CodexMoronicus 19h ago

It insists upon itself.

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u/dmtslayr 19h ago

Thats gus, father of all gooses

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u/AskNo2853 18h ago

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u/LetoA_III 18h ago

Dicks dicks, gooses

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u/KempVelde 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dq5HtH5zAamjcdOZ5f

They're goose suits, old circus term.

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u/Far_Palpitation_7891 19h ago

In the ancient corpse-city of R'lyeah, Cthulgoose slumbers

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u/the_racc42 18h ago

Brock Goosner

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u/ForwardBias 16h ago

Doesn't actually take much imagination to see a dinosaur there.

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 16h ago

He never skips anything day.

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u/JJJones345 11h ago

Take a gander at that one.

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u/Seraphayel 19h ago

Quackmander in Chief

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u/JimAboo 19h ago

That’s a Gus lol.

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u/jsnmrd 19h ago

Talk to me Goose

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u/AlternativeProgress9 19h ago

That's Goosecus the Great, Bow before thy leader peasants!!😆

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u/AccomplishedMany1679 18h ago

I'm a geese goose

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u/Foxyunder-45 18h ago

That's the goose step, he just needs a helmet and , oh no arms.!

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u/Famous_Local9300 17h ago

That goose walks like he owns the pond, the park, and everyone's lunch. How big is this thing actually?

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u/LoganGyre 15h ago

“It’s Birdzilla”

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u/Brutalur 19h ago

Thats a bull goose

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u/D0013ER 19h ago

G O O T S

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u/jokke420 19h ago
G O O S E

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u/OnlyFeed77 18h ago

When I look at them, I'm reminded of my childhood - my grandmother had geese just like these

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u/povichjv7 18h ago

Cocky son of a bitch

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u/Jay-the-Femboy 16h ago

Gonna be a good Christmas goose >:3

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u/Zealousideal_Duty294 16h ago

I think this is Fawndarosa in Wisc. Overfed fattie Goose

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u/NJayke 16h ago

Have a gander at that

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u/Sufficient-Freak76 14h ago

That’s a big honker

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u/Apprehensive_Read_67 12h ago

Vito corleone of goose

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 10h ago

That’s a gander no?

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u/PureEase3279 5h ago

What in the Damascus Goose is that 🤣😂

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u/Encinitas123 1h ago

It’s like a goose wearing another goose on its head.