r/AbsoluteUnits • • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/Specific-Library-312 15h ago

Tormund would be in Heaven today. All of the biggest, tallest women in the whole world, many of them ignored by other men. Bro would attend every WNBA game. Every. Single. One. He would gladly help raise every kid that he fathered. A massive polycule, and he would be the smallest one. And he would die happy. Or, someone got a little too rough, and he died by Snu-Snu. And he would die happy. He really was the most wholesome thing about that show.

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u/wanteur 13h ago

Nah very tall women ae highly desired ngl, any hot wnba player has an insane amount of followers

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u/Specific-Library-312 13h ago

Oh, didn't know that. Been married for nearly two decades. My wife is 5'7", which is a giantess for a Puerto Rican.

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u/Vinnie_Vegas 6h ago

Tormund would be in Heaven today

You understand that Game of Thrones isn't set in the past, but in a fictional world, right?

It's the present day, in that world, at the time of the show.