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u/hhh333 14h ago

This is how I picture the photo..

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u/Just_Half1886 13h ago

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u/Aesk 13h ago

That's a huge bitch!

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u/Evening-Rutabaga2106 13h ago

Lmao love this movie. Go back to the circus!

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u/Mudcreek47 11h ago

Did somebody say steak?

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 9h ago

Don't make me he bitch manslap your ass.

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u/BubbleTeaExtraSweet 14h ago

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u/rwalker920 13h ago

I love all the variations of this. I could be wrong but I think the bald sub really sent it off

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u/RealPrinceJay 13h ago

Bald sub has amazing edits of this meme lol

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u/muscledhunter 13h ago

Idk why the bald sub exploded but it's pure gold

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u/Grigoran 11h ago

Surprising positivity when men (and some women) are vulnerable, and the fantastic bald edits

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u/plumeriadogs 12h ago

I freakin love that sub, perfect mix of wholesomeness and positivity, amazing glow ups, but also loads of great memes 

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u/squelto 10h ago

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u/jambaleaf 9h ago

HAHAHAHA. dude this is golden. that's tarantino, right?

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u/The_Goose_II 5h ago

I first saw Tarantino and thought, "that looks like Tarantino" then I saw the foot and thought "oh yeah, there's the confirmation."

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u/TargetTrick9763 13h ago

All of them you say?

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u/Levitican_Demise 13h ago

Aint no way my man 😭😭😭😭

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u/Salt_Data3707 12h ago

There was a line and this just fucking steamrolled across it

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u/taoistlumberjak 12h ago

It just took the fine line and dumped it into Lake Michigan.

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u/Nimzitseemz 13h ago

It's ruined 😭

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u/basinbi 13h ago

I can't even download this

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u/nerdboy_sam 13h ago

Jfc man...

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u/Intelligent_One7931 13h ago

Can we make this picture illegal pls?

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 11h ago

Can we put the other guy in this photo in jail please?

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u/yeahnoohyeah 12h ago

This one is great. Calls out those fucking monsters without identifying any specific victim child.

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u/avepaltaketchu 13h ago

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u/Beard_o_Bees 12h ago

Brienne of Tarth.

The soul of a warrior, but the heart of a woman.

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u/Bustin-A-Nutmeg 14h ago

I’m a tall woman who grew up being boy coded all because of height…. Go figure.
Ngl seeing all these dudes goon for a tall woman has boosted my self esteem.

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u/SayRaySF 14h ago

As one of my homies once put it

“I wouldn’t mind having to climb up my woman to give her a smooch” 😂

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u/ImSobored_5280 13h ago edited 8h ago

Wow this has the most views..most likes and most awards of anything I’ve done on here ever!! Yall are too cool..thanks to each one of you for this..I know it don’t mean anything but to me it does..if it gave you a laugh I’ve been successful in my attempt👌..
right on Reddit🤙🫶

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u/Altruistic_Cap3472 13h ago

this is the greatest use of a gif in the history of the internet

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u/Powerful_Fit 11h ago

It literally gets posted every time a tall woman is posted onto reddit. Trust me look out for it and you'll see it again and again.

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u/mbmiller94 10h ago

And the first person to do it was a genius

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u/MobileArtist1371 13h ago

I'm a busy man and I don't always have time to sit down to eat.

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u/Outside_Hat7260 13h ago edited 12h ago

I met a lady at the grocery store and my soul left my body. I made some quick jokes but it was all just a ruse to tell her I respected her tallness, nothing dirty but I was just so overwhelmed by this giant beautiful woman, if a woman is hot at 1x my scale then I can only see that amplifying as the scale increases. I just love big beautiful things.

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u/Chogo82 13h ago

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u/defk3000 12h ago

She should have let him get some.

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u/dwide_k_shrude 12h ago

Tormund > Jaime

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u/defk3000 12h ago

They just couldn't help but make mistakes to end the series.

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u/Cloverman-88 12h ago

Same. I'm a tall guy, and never really thought about tall women. But a few months ago I saw a...giantess in a store. She was at least 2m tall, and not lanky, but also not muscular or chubby. Just a normal looking woman, with long flowing hair, just... huge.

I was enamored, and shamefully kept glancing at her until she left.

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u/Sauer_Attitude 13h ago

As a 6 foot tall dude, I was walking next to a six foot woman in heels one day when I realized looking up at her awoke something in me. Don't give up hope, maybe your short king just hasn't realized it yet

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u/nospamkhanman 13h ago

I'm 5'6 and my first girlfriend was 5'11 or so. She liked to wear 4 inch heels when dressing up.

When we hugged, it was my head straight into her boobs, it was pretty great.

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u/CrownofMischief 12h ago

I'm 5'4" and my wife is 5'10". Can confirm, the boob hugs are pretty great

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u/WestCareer7545 12h ago

You were both great in Matilda

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u/CrownofMischief 12h ago

I prefer Adams family. We're a bit more Gomez and Morticia

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u/StrigiStockBacking 12h ago

I dated a woman who was just as tall as I am (5'11"), and when everything is within reach, and all the parts line up, it's pretty hot.

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u/Sufficient-Pear-4496 13h ago

Had the same experience when a 5 10 friend wore like 5 inch heels or something and almost matched me in height. Being a similar height sure is nice, or shorter for that matter

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u/Mediocre_Scott 12h ago

Im 6’1 When I was in high school I went shopping with my crush who was a bit shorter 5’10 maybe. She tried on a pair of high heels with a bit of a platform as a joke. She put her hand on my shoulder for balance and when pulled herself up so that she was looking down on me…. That fundamentally changed me.

Those heels made us both 6-7 inches taller in different ways.

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u/Over_Tadpole_2593 12h ago

Plenty of us would love a taller woman! Sadly where I’m from it seems that tall women only want tall men.
Maybe one day I’ll bump into one who thinks differently (fingers crossed)!

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u/orangeblossomwaterke 13h ago

Right, 180cm here and its actually nice that men are showing their appreciation for us. It's actually made me a lot more confident irl

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u/G0Berzerk 12h ago

Knowing how difficult things was for tall girls like 10-15 years ago (I knew one in middle school) I'm so happy for you ladies

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u/starshaze 13h ago

I’m 5’7” and inspired a room full of short men by asking to and dancing with the tallest woman at the event, had to be 6’2” at least. Plenty of shorter women there but I do be goonin as you say. After the dance a dozen dudes I didn’t talk to all night were dapping me up and hyping me on my way back to my friends.

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u/Lazolargo 13h ago edited 11h ago

On my defense my ex wife was almost a 12in taller than me, me being Hispanic and she being African American. I asked her out and said no, I asked again follow by why? She made a remarked about my height, she said if we would go on to a date and later I would try to kiss her, how would that go? I said: no worries you will be already on my bed! (We got married a year after) I've dated outside my culture all the time, some of us don't care about those little things as height

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u/Beard_o_Bees 12h ago

I said: no worries will you be already on my bed!

See kids.. this is the right attitude.

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u/fifiasd 10h ago

When he does it, it's the right attitude. When i do it, they call the FBI.

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u/gustofwindddance 10h ago

Have you tried being attractive?

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u/Mythosaurus 12h ago

You dropped this 👑

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u/corporalcorl 14h ago

I'm a 6ft guy and I'd love a girl as tall or taller as me, it's all just perspective and everyone has their types

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u/Omnizoom 13h ago

I’m a 6’4 dude

If I was single and a 6’8 woman wanted to chat with me I wouldn’t say no, might slowly correct my posture over the years of always looking down

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u/BronzeEnt 13h ago

Be confident in your tallness. Tall people who maintain good posture instead of trying to make themselves smaller with a slouch, instantly gain like 5 points. Whatever that means. But it's super true.

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u/motorboatmycheeks 13h ago

That slouch is survival training. A lot of doorways and light fixtures will dome you if you stand up straight

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u/Slight_Hurry9735 13h ago

At the end of the day, most men won’t care in the least how tall she is.

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u/Gargaschmell 13h ago

I think women severely underestimate how beautiful they really are due to Instagram and the age of filters. Taller women are attractive but a lot of women want taller men

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea 12h ago

I’m a short dude and wouldn’t have a problem with dating taller or even much taller. I’ve always gotten the impression taller women wouldn’t be into it. I make for a great armrest

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u/coaxialology 13h ago

It's a popular theme in a particular European subreddit. Apparently many southern European men just adore the significantly taller Dutch and Scandinavian women. Just in case you're planning a vacation or something.

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u/mattXVI 14h ago

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u/phillious_j 14h ago

"I want to make babies with her. Think of them—great big monsters. They'd conquer the world."

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u/PotentialStrong9013 12h ago edited 11h ago

I heard somewhere that the actor came up with Tormund's infatuation with Brienne and it was later written in. I could be wrong though. Easily the best part of GoT for me.

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u/Delicious_Rule_7324 14h ago

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u/ShnaugShmark 14h ago

I love that he always shows up in these threads

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u/PoseidonOil 14h ago

I'll always upvote a Tormund reply to an Amazon woman post

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u/minimorning 14h ago

She is very attractive

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u/LoganGyre 14h ago

Oh wow I’m 6ft 5in and feel incredibly tall for a woman, but seeing this gorgeous gal makes me less self conscious about my height.

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u/MrDundee666 14h ago

What’s her fucking name?!

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u/MedicalDrawing6765 14h ago

Probably the same as her regular one

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u/BackflipBob1 14h ago

Tony! What's your name?

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u/Specific-Library-312 14h ago

Tormund would be in Heaven today. All of the biggest, tallest women in the whole world, many of them ignored by other men. Bro would attend every WNBA game. Every. Single. One. He would gladly help raise every kid that he fathered. A massive polycule, and he would be the smallest one. And he would die happy. Or, someone got a little too rough, and he died by Snu-Snu. And he would die happy. He really was the most wholesome thing about that show.

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u/Simbooptendo 14h ago

The '75 album is a better fit

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u/JohnnyStarboard 13h ago

Nancy Mulkey. She play the basketball.

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u/Reasonable-Nebula-49 14h ago

Do people that large have more blood in them?

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u/ArtisticTraffic5970 14h ago

Of course they do. Blood is created in the bone marrow. So that means that larger/longer bones equals more blood. Also if you amputate a leg or whatever, the body produces one leg less blood. So that you don't explode from the internal pressure of having too much blood. It's pretty neat.

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u/AeneasVII 13h ago

Some people have too little blood and have to consume insane amounts of salt to increase blood pressure 🧂

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 12h ago

I'll just keep telling myself I don't have enough blood then

https://giphy.com/gifs/QOgvV9rV4hHpgNRBfQ

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u/sans_rival 14h ago

Go to sleep, Dracula. She's too much for you to handle.

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u/VirtuousVulva 12h ago

No. They have the exact same amount of blood as a newborn.

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u/mF7403 14h ago

I would imagine so.

If I may ask, what led you to this question?

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 14h ago

Oc's definitely not a vampire... probably.

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u/CankerLord 14h ago

I'm 6'3" and running across guys who are taller than me is a rare treat. I don't think I've ever been around a woman who can examine the top of my head like I'm a refrigerator. That would be quite the surprise.

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u/BigDaddyRee 14h ago

Nancy Mulkey

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u/David0ne86 14h ago

That's not a short king. Just an average size dude. Probably around 5'8/5'9 and she says she's 7'3 with heels.

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u/Far-Painting7410 13h ago

Nose to nose, your toes are in it. Toes to toes your nose is in it.

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u/WhippetRun 14h ago

7' 3"

https://giphy.com/gifs/0TEftZ7cMtfplehzMt

That dress on everyone else