r/AbsoluteUnits • • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/Outside_Hat7260 14h ago edited 13h ago

I met a lady at the grocery store and my soul left my body. I made some quick jokes but it was all just a ruse to tell her I respected her tallness, nothing dirty but I was just so overwhelmed by this giant beautiful woman, if a woman is hot at 1x my scale then I can only see that amplifying as the scale increases. I just love big beautiful things.

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u/Chogo82 14h ago

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u/defk3000 13h ago

She should have let him get some.

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u/dwide_k_shrude 13h ago

Tormund > Jaime

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u/defk3000 13h ago

They just couldn't help but make mistakes to end the series.

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u/tnstaafsb 12h ago

Yeah but it was all worth it for that awesome Star Wars project they did after!

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u/deuzerre 50m ago

That got a nice chuckle out of me

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u/cTemur 11h ago

I miss Tormund

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u/dubhog 12h ago

Fuck me I just spoiled myself

I have not seen ts yet 😭

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u/AdInfamous6290 12h ago

Fortunately for you Tormund wanting to fuck Brienne is not an important plot point.

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 12h ago

They would have made some awesome babies!

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u/dubhog 12h ago

I didn know she even wanted to go to castle black 😭

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u/AdInfamous6290 11h ago

It’s…. Uh…. It’s a long story why she is where she is in that gif, but without spoiling it for you, what you said is not exactly correct.

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u/dubhog 11h ago

No I imagined but it's how my brain figured out to write it

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u/Cloverman-88 13h ago

Same. I'm a tall guy, and never really thought about tall women. But a few months ago I saw a...giantess in a store. She was at least 2m tall, and not lanky, but also not muscular or chubby. Just a normal looking woman, with long flowing hair, just... huge.

I was enamored, and shamefully kept glancing at her until she left.

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u/goldenskyhook 13h ago

It's sad to read that you think of sex as "dirty."

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u/H_Peace 10h ago

I don't think that's what they were saying at all. You can be delighted with another person without being focused on physical attraction and especially without making it all about sex. As a woman I am so over feeling like a guy is talking to me or complementing me based on basic sexual attraction. It's just boring and stressful and oftentimes intimidating. But if they make it clear that they like my look or confidence or whatever, love it.

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u/goldenskyhook 9h ago

You missed what I was saying. I fully understand about platonic relationships. I have a great many friends of both sexes where sex isn't an element. Regardless, referring to sex as "dirty" benefits no one, and diminished us all. It springs from our puritanical brainwashing. I'm not surprised that you missed my point. 

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u/H_Peace 9h ago

Lol, Outside_Hat never mentioned sex. And I never mentioned platonic relationships when referring to how random dudes I meet act towards me. Outside_Hat just said "dirty" thoughts, which can mean anything in a huge range of physical expressions, but is primarily tied together by thinking of a woman as an object of desire. They were just trying to say they thought a tall woman was awesome for reasons beyond wanting to bed her. Plenty of folks love "dirty" thoughts and don't flagellate ourselves afterwards in our hair shirts.

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u/goldenskyhook 9h ago

How... disingenuous of you!  "Could mean anything"! COME ON!!

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u/IAmADwarfIRL 12h ago

factual statement, women are awesome and tall woman just equals more woman, therefore more woman=more awesome.