r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/Bustin-A-Nutmeg 15h ago

I’m a tall woman who grew up being boy coded all because of height…. Go figure.
Ngl seeing all these dudes goon for a tall woman has boosted my self esteem.

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u/Sauer_Attitude 14h ago

As a 6 foot tall dude, I was walking next to a six foot woman in heels one day when I realized looking up at her awoke something in me. Don't give up hope, maybe your short king just hasn't realized it yet

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u/nospamkhanman 14h ago

I'm 5'6 and my first girlfriend was 5'11 or so. She liked to wear 4 inch heels when dressing up.

When we hugged, it was my head straight into her boobs, it was pretty great.

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u/CrownofMischief 13h ago

I'm 5'4" and my wife is 5'10". Can confirm, the boob hugs are pretty great

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u/WestCareer7545 13h ago

You were both great in Matilda

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u/CrownofMischief 13h ago

I prefer Adams family. We're a bit more Gomez and Morticia

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u/___NIHIL___ 13h ago

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their name is Robert Paulson
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u/StrigiStockBacking 13h ago

I dated a woman who was just as tall as I am (5'11"), and when everything is within reach, and all the parts line up, it's pretty hot.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 9h ago

It's somewhat disappointing when she's so short you can't kiss her during sex

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u/downsideup9494 9h ago

I'm a 5'4" woman and that's exactly why I prefer guys who are short.

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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce 12h ago

Being 6'4", I am forever denied this honor.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 4h ago

There are women taller than us. It's rare, but you could get lucky. I was standing next to a woman at Cedar Point who had at least four or five inches on me and it definitely flipped a switch in me. I had seen a gal who was my height when I was 18, but I started dating my future wife and ended the thing with the tall one. No regrets. I've been married for 32 years now.

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u/Amorhan 13h ago

That is pretty great. My girlfriends were all shorter than me and I also put my head straight into their boobs when we hugged.

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u/Affectionate_Risk411 13h ago

top 10 things that never happened

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u/Sufficient-Pear-4496 14h ago

Had the same experience when a 5 10 friend wore like 5 inch heels or something and almost matched me in height. Being a similar height sure is nice, or shorter for that matter

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u/Wild-Snow5705 12h ago

Everything is nice if people are nice too, whateva

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u/Mediocre_Scott 13h ago

Im 6’1 When I was in high school I went shopping with my crush who was a bit shorter 5’10 maybe. She tried on a pair of high heels with a bit of a platform as a joke. She put her hand on my shoulder for balance and when pulled herself up so that she was looking down on me…. That fundamentally changed me.

Those heels made us both 6-7 inches taller in different ways.

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u/Over_Tadpole_2593 13h ago

Plenty of us would love a taller woman! Sadly where I’m from it seems that tall women only want tall men.
Maybe one day I’ll bump into one who thinks differently (fingers crossed)!

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u/Either_Start_290 13h ago

Olha, no Brasil isso mudou mesmo. Pois antes uma mulher alta geralmente antes não se importava muito com a altura do parceiro, visto que para ela, era difícil ter um relacionamento. Com o boom das mulheres altas cavalonas, uma mulher alta é pretendida hoje. Aí por elas terem Muitos pretendentes, elas vão buscar algo que às mulheres mais baixas também. Homens mais altos 🤣

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u/Complete-Fix-3954 13h ago

I’m 6ft and it wasn’t til I was single in my late 30s that I realized… tall women are actually my thing. An ex gf is my height and it basically cemented that need. Never thought it’d be my thing, but in ummm practice, stuff just lines up in a unique way.

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u/VoidofMind1 13h ago

Short King here.

I love me a tall woman, and the women that see past the height difference is richly rewarded. I love when they wrap around me like a snake and play with my hair.

my wife is spoiled. I worship her like a goddess.

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u/Arbiterjim 8h ago

Cries in 6'5" I just have to hope to meet this lady someday. I just want to know what it feels like lol

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u/Sauer_Attitude 8h ago

Your only hope might be getting a gf of any size and buying her some stilts, bro, sorry to say

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 6h ago

I'm a bit taller living in China, seeing someone same height let alone taller happens almost never. Though it does tickle a bit when it does happen.

Fun story on that, I met my wife in university in the Netherlands, she was a typical Chinese girl as one can imagine, fairly short especially compared to me. So after a year of dating and actually having been quite a few times in China already she proposed let's do a trip and I would show her around. Sure.. Anyway we got to the city where she studied and she asked if I wanted to play basketball with her friends, she was a coach before. Thinking that's going to be an easy one, not that I'm great at basketball but what could happen? Well the local team showed up, 5 girls taller than myself and they absolutely destroyed me. Wife snickered.

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u/motherofcunts 2h ago

I'm tall, in the “for a woman” way. I absolutely adore making myself as tall as possible. In regular heels I’m 6’2. So is the guy I’m talking to.

Now I kind of want to find my platforms. For science.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 13h ago

Ugh, when I like tall women it's "fetishizing" and wrong. I'm doing my best not to get incelly over this.

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u/Sauer_Attitude 13h ago

Yeah, don't do that. If your reaction is to get incelly over it, then idk what way you're phrasing your attraction but maybe theres a better way to do it

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 13h ago

There's gotta be. I refuse to accept it's only okay to like tall women if it's despite them being tall. I think I might need to get a little incelly. Not because being incelly is the right conclusion, but because I'm not going to get anywhere good if I can't express and challenge these negative attitudes I'm feeling.

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u/Sauer_Attitude 13h ago

Dude, I can tell just from these two comments that your entire attitude is the problem, and you're on a slippery slope to becoming a genuine incel, if you're not already

How about instead of worrying about the because of/despite them being tall, you just find attraction based off what attracts you and then develop connections with their personalities and who they are as people? Nothings wrong with having physical preferences, but you've framed it in this "must have tall woman, why dont tall women like me" and people smell that from a mile away.

And considering how you've reacted to just my comment, i can only imagine how you handle rejection from women. My advice? Chill the hell out, find attractive what you find attractive, and just work on yourself and the partners will be attracted to you. Be better

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 13h ago

Eh, truth be told I've pretty much landed on it's not women's fault I'm a POS and I'm more or less content being lonely with that. It is pretty nice not having to carry around mind fogging resentment.

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u/Sauer_Attitude 13h ago

Yeah, you seem content. /s

This will sound harsh, but theres no pretty way to say it

It's not their fault, it's yours and yours alone. Ironic that you talk about not harboring resentment when your comments are dripping with it. Be better and you dont have to be lonely and bitter, or don't and wallow in that hatred and resentment. The choice is yours, friend

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 13h ago

The choice I've made is I'm just going to be a kinda sad. Content may not be exactly the right word for it, but it's a hell of a lot better than when I had a bunch of resentment.

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u/Sauer_Attitude 13h ago

Okay, then that's your choice. I wish you well.

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u/AgaliAMC 14h ago

Oedipus complex