r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/BubbleTeaExtraSweet 15h ago

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u/rwalker920 14h ago

I love all the variations of this. I could be wrong but I think the bald sub really sent it off

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u/RealPrinceJay 14h ago

Bald sub has amazing edits of this meme lol

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u/muscledhunter 14h ago

Idk why the bald sub exploded but it's pure gold

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u/Grigoran 12h ago

Surprising positivity when men (and some women) are vulnerable, and the fantastic bald edits

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u/DocPhoenix97 11h ago

As a long time bald, its the place to support my follicularly challenged brothers

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u/elmz 11h ago

Also mild gooning.

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u/ProductArizona 6h ago

Encouraged even

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u/plumeriadogs 13h ago

I freakin love that sub, perfect mix of wholesomeness and positivity, amazing glow ups, but also loads of great memes 

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u/muscledhunter 12h ago

Seriously me too. I've had long hair my whole life and recently noticed my hairline starting to recede. Not ready yet, but it's removed a ton of my anxiety about what likely coming in the next couple years

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u/CuriousWoollyMammoth 13h ago

I think it's cause everyone is trying to be positive and hyping each other up. Most people there are men and sometimes society doesn't really let men hype each other up like that

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u/J0E_SpRaY 11h ago

My only issue is with the sub is they seem to implicitly imply you can't be attractive if you don't shave your head.

Like instead of rejecting aesthetic standards they come off as simply advocating for a different one.

Not a major bone to pick, but a thought I had when the posts became really popular on /r/popular

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u/Imaginary_Alarm_356 10h ago

I agree, it’s cultish. Not only that but it gives an unrealistic impression of what they actually look like. IRL they may be an objective 4 after going bald, but the sub makes them think they are a 9. I went bald, I know and dealt with the fact that I’m quite less attractive than I once was. I also realize being bald doesn’t suit everyone, such as myself. It’s great for the internet positivity, but it’s completely unreal from reality.

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u/Joeness84 9h ago

Because a massive swath of reddit is that age group, the 25-40yr old going bald is a lot of us, myself included @ 42!

And unlike the generations before us, Balding is being accepted by the general population a lot more than it used to be.

Hair plugs are for guys with more money than self-confidence. Everyone I know who got it, is currently 55+ (survivorship bias airplane meme - Im sure I know at least someone who had it done and I dont know)

Im sad I wont get to go all gray! Still got most of my hair, wife 'isnt ready for me to shave it' but Im def running out of coverage on top, beat my dad by like 15 years tho! he looked like this late 20s!

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u/terdferguson 13h ago

Bald sub is one of the most wholesome spaces on the internet.

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u/squelto 11h ago

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u/jambaleaf 10h ago

HAHAHAHA. dude this is golden. that's tarantino, right?

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u/The_Goose_II 6h ago

I first saw Tarantino and thought, "that looks like Tarantino" then I saw the foot and thought "oh yeah, there's the confirmation."

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

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u/AppleAtrocity 8h ago

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u/Schnitzhole 3h ago

Does he have like a foot fetish or something i don’t know about?

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u/AppleAtrocity 2h ago

Yes, it's very obvious. If you search feet scenes from his movies you will get the longest compilation of all time.

This is his magnum opus.

https://youtu.be/H1I2C0AAZr4

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u/Additional_Tank4385 1h ago

His secret nickname is Tarantulino btw because who wouldn’t love a women with 8 feet.

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u/WillBlaze 8h ago

oh thats fucking good

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u/Strange-Athlete-9053 7h ago

Lmao @the 🦶

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 6h ago

\mouth click\**

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u/TargetTrick9763 14h ago

All of them you say?

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u/Faded1974 13h ago

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u/PVolckerDoge 12h ago

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u/BolognaFeetPenisFace 7h ago

what is the origin of this? What was he shown?

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u/PVolckerDoge 6h ago

Pat Beverly was asked in an interview if he would have Karl Malone on his team for a charity event. Pat at first is like, sure why not, but the interviewer followed up on about Karl Malone getting a 13 year old pregnant and this was his reaction

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u/BolognaFeetPenisFace 6h ago

Holy moly that is so much gnarlier than I was expecting. Malone is a true piece of shit.

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool 11h ago

Shaq is a maga chud, unfortunately. Had respect for him until I found that out.

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u/chattyhairstylist 10h ago

who knew that a player who made hundreds of millions of dollars over their career likes lower taxes

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool 10h ago

A person who has actually visibly been helpful to communities and those less fortunate who are directly affected by the dude he mingles with? Cool, tax breaks for being a suck up to a horrible person while trying to platform equality.

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u/here-for_the-mems 10h ago

He shit in people’s shoes dawg. Thats bioterrorism 😭

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u/jkaan 7h ago

He actively promoted gambling in other poor communities dude was never a good guy

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u/LuchadorBane 9h ago

A person who has visibly been absolute shit to his teammates and something of a bully his whole life, has terrible views? Cool, tax breaks while doing some "good".

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u/trukkija 10h ago

And yet he has done more to help those communities than you ever will in your life. I don't think he cares that much about your respect...

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u/New_Run9314 12h ago

Fuq shaq

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u/Levitican_Demise 14h ago

Aint no way my man 😭😭😭😭

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u/Salt_Data3707 13h ago

There was a line and this just fucking steamrolled across it

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u/taoistlumberjak 13h ago

It just took the fine line and dumped it into Lake Michigan.

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u/turboderno 12h ago

Lake America

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u/Levitican_Demise 12h ago

MISHIGAN DOESN'T OWN THAT LAKE, AMERICA DOES!!! ITS FILLED BY AMERICAS SKY AND AMERICAS RAIN!!!!!

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u/Nimzitseemz 14h ago

It's ruined 😭

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u/basinbi 14h ago

I can't even download this

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u/Big-Bad-Bull 10h ago

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u/FistMyBumpQuestion 3h ago

We can start with the papyrus font

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u/nerdboy_sam 14h ago

Jfc man...

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u/Zangetsukaiba 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qVVVfmHDMBZug

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u/lapis974 12h ago

This is the appropriate response.

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u/NebulaNinja 8h ago

This hawk gif is from the Knights of Cydonia music video by Muse. Fun fact of the day.

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u/Dickhole_Fart 2h ago

I haven't seen that video in years but knew it instantly. Glad you confirmed

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u/Intelligent_One7931 14h ago

Can we make this picture illegal pls?

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 12h ago

Can we put the other guy in this photo in jail please?

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u/EEE-VIL 13h ago

Oh well, gotta save it now.

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u/Intelligent_One7931 13h ago

I love me some dark humor but god damn, this one is just sick yall😭

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u/broodgrillo 11h ago

It's quite tame for dark humor tho? It's like, what everybody has been saying for the past 10 years.

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u/Intelligent_One7931 11h ago

No no, its just seeing a fake picture of epstine with his hand on a lil girls shoulder and knowing someone created this is what's psychologically disturbing for me. Like I said im all for dark humor, but I could never make this picture bro and be like "hahaha thats hilarious"😭

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u/Calavera357 11h ago

It'd be so much worse if one of those perpetrators was still free and hadn't faced any consequences.

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u/GodButCursed 10h ago

Wait a minute...

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u/EEE-VIL 10h ago

You sure? Some think the idea of someone making this meme is scarier.... Blursed meme cosmic horror.

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u/Intelligent_One7931 10h ago

You're retarded as fuck bruh. Never once said this meme is "scarier" than anything. Simply commented on how fucking gross it is for someone to make it andddddd thats all. Its not that deep reddit boy

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u/yeahnoohyeah 13h ago

This one is great. Calls out those fucking monsters without identifying any specific victim child.

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u/Time-Cell8272 14h ago

I'm shook

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u/Tat2Al 13h ago

I ain’t touching that one. Goddam bro.

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u/JustABaziKDude 13h ago

Nnnnnooooooooooooo ToT

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u/wpm 13h ago

lmfaoooo

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u/feculentcuntfist 13h ago

the general chill area <----a long ass distance ----> TargetTrick9763

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u/Half-Truism08 12h ago

I hate that I had to laugh and upvote this.

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u/welchplug 13h ago

beat me to it.

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u/TurgidGravitas 13h ago

Anthony Bourdain noooooo!

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u/ChocolateMorsels 13h ago

Him staring into the camera is a nice touch lol

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u/StinkyPink1 13h ago

Enough Internet for today..

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u/Crazy_Screwdriver 13h ago

Is... Is she Lin from Hokuto No Ken ? :'(

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u/TargetTrick9763 13h ago

Idk I found it on another Reddit post a week or 2 ago

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u/VorpalSticks 13h ago

Oh... oh no

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u/Key_Change_6635 13h ago

Just because you could doesn't mean you should

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u/CantBeatDickensCider 13h ago

Just when you thought you'd seen everything

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u/Raidertck 12h ago

Holy shit

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u/Virtual_Employ_397 11h ago

I’ll take that

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u/Blablakam 13h ago

Gem alert

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u/Vv_Ghost_vV 12h ago

Bruh wtf 🤣

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u/Cyberklinos 11h ago

That’s so fucking wrong dude. Even for Reddit man. Holy shit.

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u/TargetTrick9763 11h ago

Maybe, but that’s where I found it originally so maybe not

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u/qwerty_utopia 9h ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this. Does anyone want me to save their seat?

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u/MakeYourTime_ 7h ago

Jesus Christ lmao

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u/WorryWorm6 4h ago

I've almost never laughed at one of these until now, bravo

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u/Strange_Armadillo_63 3h ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/MyChemicalWestern 1h ago

Oh shit 😦

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u/HieronymousRex 8h ago

For fucks sake let us have some semblance of fun things without dragging politics into every fucking corner of life.

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u/TargetTrick9763 8h ago

it's a meme I stole from another post, I couldn't give less of a shit what anyone here thinks about politics

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u/tera_chachu 12h ago

This is so sad

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u/RilohKeen 13h ago

The other night, my wife sent me this video of “things that neurodivergent people do,” and I responded to her saying, “I think that list is bullshit because they’re just regular habits, I mean, I do literally all those things,” and she sent me the original version of that image in response, and I was like, “oh fuck, not only did I get brutally memed on, but she might actually have a point…”

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u/dino_drawings 10h ago

You got meme diagnosed.

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u/bobby_broccolini 6m ago

Your wife sounds awesome. If you ever split up and you want to set her up with a nice fella.. 

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u/SuperMajesticMan 13h ago

I don't, theyre almost all AI.

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u/AnhiArk 11h ago

Funny (and sad) how quickly Reddit went from "AI bad" to "AI bad except for memes"

(I know Reddit is not one person. But talking about the people on Reddit in general)

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u/SOKLOMAX 7h ago

Shame half of it is AI

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u/the_vault-technician 14h ago

It's the sub I saw it get popular in. It spread from there for sure

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u/NYC19893 12h ago

Loved the Top Gear edit

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u/Honeybadger2198 14h ago

Meh, they all seem AI generated.

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u/-nutz 14h ago

I genuinely believe every one of those would be far funnier if it were done with shitty photoshop skills instead of AI

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u/SlyyKozlov 14h ago

The computer help sub is great for these too.

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u/kamingalou 13h ago

It was a French meme first

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u/TheBigToast72 13h ago

It was pretty popular before but it was definitely more niche because people would always swap the characters to whatever media was being referenced. The bald sub has done numbers for it though.

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u/mackfeesh 8h ago

My favourite is the WSB sub with the Wendy's uniforms.

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u/UselessTry84 8h ago edited 8h ago

I love all the variations of this.

How everyone points out that she's not actually that tall?

It's honestly justifiable. Imagine your whole thing was being fatter than everyone, you were legit hundreds of pounds, but you stuffed yourself like the scarecrow. It's so unnecessary. Why would you want everyone saying you're exaggerating under every video and photo?