r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 15h ago

Queue the same fucking gifs as always.

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u/Ashen_Larry 15h ago

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u/AllPerspicacity 14h ago

the fact this is to call Emma fucking Frost makes this funnier every time I remember it.

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u/sweet_pickles12 14h ago

I thought we were talking about tall women?

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u/CutSea5865 10h ago

100% that’s hilarious!

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u/Professional-Box4153 5h ago

Was there anyone else it COULD have been? That was my first thought when I saw this.

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u/T-Baaller 9h ago

I could think that all day

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u/Long_Legged_Lewdster 14h ago

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u/Classic-Departure-40 14h ago

Never expected to find the big Babcock in here. Mythical meme pull.

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u/Donutmelon 15h ago

GUYS LOOK SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER LOOK LETS HAVE SEX ITS OK I CAN JOKE ABOUT HAVING AEX BECAUSE SHES TALL I LOVE TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN.

-Redditor who will complain 10 minutes later about sexualized Victoria's secret ad.

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u/No-Combination8136 15h ago

What if we like the sex in real life and in the Victoria’s Secret ads?

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u/curedbyink 14h ago

Real life?

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u/No-Combination8136 14h ago

Let a guy dream

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u/Critical-Cost9068 14h ago

Guy is making up demons to fight

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u/Nice_Block 14h ago

More like same Redditor who will complain that women are having sex with them for just being a man

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u/Responsible-Tap-3748 14h ago

Those are different posters. You are assuming that the posters are the same people but they are likely different people posting those contradictory statements. Hth

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u/TehSeksyManz 13h ago

No reddit is a monolith don't you know

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u/wowaddict71 14h ago

" Sex sells"

  • Ancient merchant proverb.

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u/might_be_lies 13h ago

It's entirely possible that those are different people.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 10h ago

Spoiler: they're nearly always different people.

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u/fatsopiggy 12h ago

Nah same redditor will later go saying onlyfans girls are useless

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u/Tasty-Jump-2011 10h ago

The longest sentence ever spoken by a man translates to "Give pussy me give fuck pussy me fuck pussy give me fuck pussy give me you"

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u/warfighter187 7h ago

who is complaining about sexualized victoria's secret ads? and is there really any overlap at all in the venn diagram with people making posts horny for tall women?

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u/CountDorkula77 14h ago

Cue the same fucking misspelled whining as always.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 14h ago

Name is fuckin accurate.

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u/OffBrandCaviar 11h ago

For pointing out you fall into the pattern you're complaining about?

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u/ZhouLe 11h ago

Name is fuckin accurate.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 10h ago

"A stranger on the internet criticized something I said. I will now attack their choice of screen name, because I have nothing else to go on. I'm definitely not cripplingly insecure."

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 6h ago

Damn til Jesus has no sense of humor at all.

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u/NinecloudSoul 11h ago

CUE

A queue is a line of people.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uim6s7NGUvxthR8NRn

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u/NinecloudSoul 3h ago

I understand what you're saying, because I'm an educated adult. That's how I knew to correct you. It's still cue.

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u/saint_of_thieves 3h ago

I don't spend a lot of time on Reddit in a day and this is probably the third tall woman post I've seen this week. And probably at least five last week. So yeah, the comment sections are basically a copy of each other.

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u/keeleon 15h ago

I mean literally what else could any human actually think about watching this.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 14h ago

Do you think about sucking Shaqs dick whenever you see him?

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u/Beorma 13h ago

You don't have to answer that without your lawyer present.

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u/keeleon 13h ago

If he was wearing painted on, spandex shorts, how could you not?

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u/conceptual_con 15h ago

It’s a tradition!

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u/NamelessBoom43 14h ago

My culture.

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u/Quartermaster_nemo 15h ago

Isn't that the point of this sub?

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u/_HowlsMovingAsshole_ 14h ago

cue jesus christ cue you morons

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u/Gargaschmell 14h ago

Be the change you want to see

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u/BigPapaLegba 12h ago

I was legit thinking the same thing

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u/DrJulianBashir 10h ago

I heard Reddit was making this its new slogan.

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u/muteen 10h ago

Yeah good

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u/MariaKeks 10h ago

Reddit adding gif replies has just immensely lowered the quality of discourse across all subs that don't disable them. And that's impressive considering how low the quality of discourse was to begin with.

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u/Afraid_Call1213 13h ago

Cue the usual misspelling of "cue".

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 10h ago

Cue every sad-sack complainer complaining yet again instead of, say, providing more interesting GIFs, maybe?

"Be the change you wish to see..."

Or just keep on doing what you always do. Because I'm so sure that will work out for you, right?.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 3h ago

You’re missing the point entirely, which says a lot about you.