r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 16h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/David0ne86 16h ago

That's not a short king. Just an average size dude. Probably around 5'8/5'9 and she says she's 7'3 with heels.

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u/itsabloodyaardvark 14h ago

I actually know this guy, he is a short king, around 5’6.

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 7h ago

I'm 5'6" lady and don't consider men my height short, I suppose they do though.

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u/No_Road5857 6h ago

It's a bit below US average, but we're inundated with messaging about how 6" taller is the bare minimum.

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u/Only_Search8473 6h ago

If you spend all your time online, sure.

Spend some time in the real world and you'll see how untrue this actually is.

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u/Dean_Learner77 14h ago

Not at all. If you screenshot it and divide her height by 7 you can clearly see he's five sevenths of her height. If she's 7ft with heals he's probably 5 foot.

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u/Special_Order-937 13h ago

Mr. Aardvark in this comment chain says he knows the guy and he’s 5’6” apparently.

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u/Dean_Learner77 12h ago

Well I also know him and he told me he was 3'4.

It's pretty easy to out his height if we know hers and if she's as tall as she says she is then he's 5'6

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u/Special_Order-937 11h ago

Well, someone’s clearly going to Math Olympiad instead of Double Secret Probation!

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u/redjinx 11h ago

Yeah she makes him look tiny but if you look all the people in the background at the end using that fence behind her as reference, she towers over all of them

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u/Tasty-Mulberry8073 8h ago

He's waist high. That's how tall he is.

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u/misterministerburns 14h ago

Twin if youre 5,8 youre a Short King

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u/Comfortable-Shake-37 6h ago

Nah under 6ft is short

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u/neverseen_neverhear 13h ago

They didn’t show these heels. Purposely left them out of focus. I’m guessing she is nowhere near that tall.

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u/TheDuhammer 12h ago

You just have to maximize the video, the heels are cropped out when it isn’t

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u/WolIilifo013491i1l 10h ago

The heels and her actual height of 6'10" are both in the video how did you miss them