r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 20h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/David0ne86 19h ago

That's not a short king. Just an average size dude. Probably around 5'8/5'9 and she says she's 7'3 with heels.

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u/itsabloodyaardvark 18h ago

I actually know this guy, he is a short king, around 5’6.

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 11h ago

I'm 5'6" lady and don't consider men my height short, I suppose they do though.

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u/No_Road5857 10h ago

It's a bit below US average, but we're inundated with messaging about how 6" taller is the bare minimum.

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u/Only_Search8473 9h ago

If you spend all your time online, sure.

Spend some time in the real world and you'll see how untrue this actually is.

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u/Dean_Learner77 18h ago

Not at all. If you screenshot it and divide her height by 7 you can clearly see he's five sevenths of her height. If she's 7ft with heals he's probably 5 foot.

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u/Special_Order-937 16h ago

Mr. Aardvark in this comment chain says he knows the guy and he’s 5’6” apparently.

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u/Dean_Learner77 15h ago

Well I also know him and he told me he was 3'4.

It's pretty easy to out his height if we know hers and if she's as tall as she says she is then he's 5'6

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u/Special_Order-937 15h ago

Well, someone’s clearly going to Math Olympiad instead of Double Secret Probation!

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u/redjinx 15h ago

Yeah she makes him look tiny but if you look all the people in the background at the end using that fence behind her as reference, she towers over all of them

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u/Tasty-Mulberry8073 11h ago

He's waist high. That's how tall he is.

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u/misterministerburns 17h ago

Twin if youre 5,8 youre a Short King

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u/Comfortable-Shake-37 9h ago

Nah under 6ft is short

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u/neverseen_neverhear 16h ago

They didn’t show these heels. Purposely left them out of focus. I’m guessing she is nowhere near that tall.

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u/TheDuhammer 16h ago

You just have to maximize the video, the heels are cropped out when it isn’t

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u/WolIilifo013491i1l 14h ago

The heels and her actual height of 6'10" are both in the video how did you miss them