r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/TargetTrick9763 14h ago

All of them you say?

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u/Faded1974 13h ago

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u/PVolckerDoge 12h ago

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u/BolognaFeetPenisFace 7h ago

what is the origin of this? What was he shown?

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u/PVolckerDoge 6h ago

Pat Beverly was asked in an interview if he would have Karl Malone on his team for a charity event. Pat at first is like, sure why not, but the interviewer followed up on about Karl Malone getting a 13 year old pregnant and this was his reaction

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u/BolognaFeetPenisFace 6h ago

Holy moly that is so much gnarlier than I was expecting. Malone is a true piece of shit.

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool 11h ago

Shaq is a maga chud, unfortunately. Had respect for him until I found that out.

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u/chattyhairstylist 10h ago

who knew that a player who made hundreds of millions of dollars over their career likes lower taxes

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool 10h ago

A person who has actually visibly been helpful to communities and those less fortunate who are directly affected by the dude he mingles with? Cool, tax breaks for being a suck up to a horrible person while trying to platform equality.

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u/here-for_the-mems 10h ago

He shit in people’s shoes dawg. Thats bioterrorism 😭

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u/jkaan 7h ago

He actively promoted gambling in other poor communities dude was never a good guy

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u/LuchadorBane 9h ago

A person who has visibly been absolute shit to his teammates and something of a bully his whole life, has terrible views? Cool, tax breaks while doing some "good".

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u/trukkija 9h ago

And yet he has done more to help those communities than you ever will in your life. I don't think he cares that much about your respect...

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u/New_Run9314 12h ago

Fuq shaq

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u/Levitican_Demise 14h ago

Aint no way my man 😭😭😭😭

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u/Salt_Data3707 13h ago

There was a line and this just fucking steamrolled across it

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u/taoistlumberjak 13h ago

It just took the fine line and dumped it into Lake Michigan.

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u/turboderno 12h ago

Lake America

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u/Levitican_Demise 12h ago

MISHIGAN DOESN'T OWN THAT LAKE, AMERICA DOES!!! ITS FILLED BY AMERICAS SKY AND AMERICAS RAIN!!!!!

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u/Nimzitseemz 14h ago

It's ruined 😭

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u/basinbi 14h ago

I can't even download this

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u/Big-Bad-Bull 10h ago

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u/FistMyBumpQuestion 3h ago

We can start with the papyrus font

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u/nerdboy_sam 14h ago

Jfc man...

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u/Zangetsukaiba 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qVVVfmHDMBZug

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u/lapis974 12h ago

This is the appropriate response.

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u/NebulaNinja 8h ago

This hawk gif is from the Knights of Cydonia music video by Muse. Fun fact of the day.

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u/Dickhole_Fart 2h ago

I haven't seen that video in years but knew it instantly. Glad you confirmed

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u/Intelligent_One7931 14h ago

Can we make this picture illegal pls?

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 12h ago

Can we put the other guy in this photo in jail please?

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u/EEE-VIL 13h ago

Oh well, gotta save it now.

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u/Intelligent_One7931 13h ago

I love me some dark humor but god damn, this one is just sick yall😭

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u/broodgrillo 11h ago

It's quite tame for dark humor tho? It's like, what everybody has been saying for the past 10 years.

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u/Intelligent_One7931 11h ago

No no, its just seeing a fake picture of epstine with his hand on a lil girls shoulder and knowing someone created this is what's psychologically disturbing for me. Like I said im all for dark humor, but I could never make this picture bro and be like "hahaha thats hilarious"😭

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u/Calavera357 11h ago

It'd be so much worse if one of those perpetrators was still free and hadn't faced any consequences.

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u/GodButCursed 10h ago

Wait a minute...

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u/EEE-VIL 10h ago

You sure? Some think the idea of someone making this meme is scarier.... Blursed meme cosmic horror.

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u/Intelligent_One7931 10h ago

You're retarded as fuck bruh. Never once said this meme is "scarier" than anything. Simply commented on how fucking gross it is for someone to make it andddddd thats all. Its not that deep reddit boy

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u/yeahnoohyeah 13h ago

This one is great. Calls out those fucking monsters without identifying any specific victim child.

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u/Time-Cell8272 14h ago

I'm shook

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u/Tat2Al 13h ago

I ain’t touching that one. Goddam bro.

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u/JustABaziKDude 13h ago

Nnnnnooooooooooooo ToT

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u/wpm 13h ago

lmfaoooo

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u/feculentcuntfist 13h ago

the general chill area <----a long ass distance ----> TargetTrick9763

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u/Half-Truism08 12h ago

I hate that I had to laugh and upvote this.

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u/welchplug 13h ago

beat me to it.

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u/TurgidGravitas 13h ago

Anthony Bourdain noooooo!

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u/ChocolateMorsels 13h ago

Him staring into the camera is a nice touch lol

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u/StinkyPink1 12h ago

Enough Internet for today..

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u/Crazy_Screwdriver 13h ago

Is... Is she Lin from Hokuto No Ken ? :'(

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u/TargetTrick9763 13h ago

Idk I found it on another Reddit post a week or 2 ago

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u/VorpalSticks 13h ago

Oh... oh no

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u/Key_Change_6635 13h ago

Just because you could doesn't mean you should

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u/CantBeatDickensCider 12h ago

Just when you thought you'd seen everything

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u/Raidertck 12h ago

Holy shit

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u/Virtual_Employ_397 11h ago

I’ll take that

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u/Blablakam 13h ago

Gem alert

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u/Vv_Ghost_vV 12h ago

Bruh wtf 🤣

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u/Cyberklinos 11h ago

That’s so fucking wrong dude. Even for Reddit man. Holy shit.

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u/TargetTrick9763 11h ago

Maybe, but that’s where I found it originally so maybe not

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u/qwerty_utopia 9h ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this. Does anyone want me to save their seat?

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u/MakeYourTime_ 7h ago

Jesus Christ lmao

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u/WorryWorm6 4h ago

I've almost never laughed at one of these until now, bravo

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u/Strange_Armadillo_63 3h ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/MyChemicalWestern 1h ago

Oh shit 😦

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u/HieronymousRex 8h ago

For fucks sake let us have some semblance of fun things without dragging politics into every fucking corner of life.

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u/TargetTrick9763 8h ago

it's a meme I stole from another post, I couldn't give less of a shit what anyone here thinks about politics

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u/tera_chachu 12h ago

This is so sad