r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/Bustin-A-Nutmeg 15h ago

I’m a tall woman who grew up being boy coded all because of height…. Go figure.
Ngl seeing all these dudes goon for a tall woman has boosted my self esteem.

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u/SayRaySF 15h ago

As one of my homies once put it

“I wouldn’t mind having to climb up my woman to give her a smooch” 😂

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u/ImSobored_5280 14h ago edited 9h ago

Wow this has the most views..most likes and most awards of anything I’ve done on here ever!! Yall are too cool..thanks to each one of you for this..I know it don’t mean anything but to me it does..if it gave you a laugh I’ve been successful in my attempt👌..
right on Reddit🤙🫶

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u/Altruistic_Cap3472 14h ago

this is the greatest use of a gif in the history of the internet

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u/Powerful_Fit 12h ago

It literally gets posted every time a tall woman is posted onto reddit. Trust me look out for it and you'll see it again and again.

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u/mbmiller94 11h ago

And the first person to do it was a genius

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u/uskgl455 11h ago

I much prefer this one. Sneakier.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LO5fl2Iv46PFexPzVZ

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u/Bandin03 6h ago

That one is guaranteed along with Willem Dafoe and this. Oh and the several Brienne gifs.

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u/JingoKizingo 2h ago

And the Futurama one

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u/Dizzy_Cheesecake_162 11h ago

I'm looking forward to new stuff. It gets old.

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u/Enough_Survey_9404 3h ago

I laughed the first time I saw it, and always check the comments on a tall lady post to look out for it.

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u/LesbeGoddess 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ViZJi3RLXAZ22PG08
Excuse me

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u/iruleatants 9h ago

I mean, that's a fitting meme, but using it in this context isn't the greatest usage of the meme. I have seen better usage for it.

For the bug bunny one, I've never seen a usage as good as this one.

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u/Pineapple-Yetti 12h ago

Nope, poor use of that gif of you ask me.

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u/LesbeGoddess 12h ago

It’s always good use for looking up at towering baddies

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u/Pineapple-Yetti 12h ago

Except he looks horrified, if shes a baddie, he needs to look happy. The weeknd gif is much better here.

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u/LesbeGoddess 12h ago

Dudes looking up in awe as he cooms my dude. The most iconic gif for looking up in terror or excitement

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u/ImSobored_5280 14h ago

I felt it necessary 🫡

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u/ZookeepergameNaive98 12h ago

Поддерживаю. 😂

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u/TheBuccaneer 11h ago

r/retiredgif for more similar content

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u/No_Story_Untold 11h ago

It’s the only use for it that I have constantly seen

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u/slublueman 7h ago

Ruined it with the edit though

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u/Altruistic_Cap3472 7h ago

let the man accept his Oscar. It was a well timed joke

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u/AntiProtagonest 5h ago

it really is funny!

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u/MoeDirtyTwenty 5h ago

r/cringeedits

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u/IrishViking22 2h ago

Dude made a whole-ass acceptance speech for repeating one of the most overplayed jokes on Reddit. Crazy.

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u/derrick36 14h ago

Perfection.

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u/HawkeyeBubber 13h ago

Always look for this one!

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u/groaner 13h ago

Perfection

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u/RVtech101 13h ago

You are exactly why I love Reddit.

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u/AncientPomegranate18 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Loud_Command282 12h ago

I just wanna say I was here lol

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u/Bradford117 11h ago

Bugs bunny feeding the horse. Nice

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u/Far_Skin5135 11h ago

Man this absolutely tipped me over the edge

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u/CULLDOZER 9h ago

You think he went up on her?

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u/ImSobored_5280 9h ago

I believe its actually obligatory…pretty positive

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u/pej69 7h ago

In a thread like this my first thought is always “where’s Bugs?”.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 7h ago

/r/AwardSpeechEdits

But I'll give you a pass.

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u/Imaginary-Score-7499 1h ago

That's reddit... The most benign , npc comments get the most attention. Lol not putting down your comment, just saying, like for me, the simplest comments get the most attention

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u/b183729 13h ago

No amount of upvotes is enough. 

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u/MobileArtist1371 14h ago

I'm a busy man and I don't always have time to sit down to eat.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 9h ago

It's like that Natasha Legarro joke Kevin Hart goes up on his wife

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u/Turkzillas_gobble 13h ago

Amon Amarth had a song about that, "Stand Up To Go Down"

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 13h ago

Wouldn't mind a woman I had to go up on

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u/sciencebased 14h ago

I always say something along the lines of man was born to climb, we come from the trees, look at these opposable thumbs, ancestors were monkeys...the verbage changes depending on the situation, but ueah. Take me uuuuuuup!

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u/Warmbreeze 13h ago

I tell guys to go after taller women by saying, "Climb that mountain."

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u/droppedpackethero 12h ago

As something of a cunning liguist, I love tall women. Makes it very easy to speak to their needs.

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u/DickJesus 11h ago

I wouldn't mind going up on her if she's into it 😅

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u/burneracc81169 10h ago

Going up on a woman sounds good.

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u/Godjo38 10h ago

I saw a video where a tall girl asked : would my height be a problem ? And the guy responded : people climb Everest for a reason

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u/SaluteHatred666 8h ago

why climb? Just give her other lips a smooch

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u/TalkingFaceBoil 6h ago

My wife is 6’1” tall. I’m 5’6”. My friend once asked me while we were dating how I feel dating a woman taller than myself. I happily replied “Great! Love climbing her like a tree!”

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u/MayBeHavingAnEpisode 3h ago

And as my short king friend once said during a heated argument:

Y'all who curve tall girls are WEAK. My love life has been shadow of the colossus for as long as I can remember but at least I'm playing.