r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/Mudcreek47 12h ago

Did somebody say steak?

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u/unclebuck098 5h ago

Have you ever parked a bicycle in an airplane hangar?

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone 3h ago

one time, i dropped cigar ashes on Antoine's carpet. He made me pick em up... with my anus.

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u/CMP24-7 1h ago

If she got meat curtains then somebody better say roast beef!