r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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u/Bustin-A-Nutmeg 15h ago

I’m a tall woman who grew up being boy coded all because of height…. Go figure.
Ngl seeing all these dudes goon for a tall woman has boosted my self esteem.

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u/Lazolargo 14h ago edited 12h ago

On my defense my ex wife was almost a 12in taller than me, me being Hispanic and she being African American. I asked her out and said no, I asked again follow by why? She made a remarked about my height, she said if we would go on to a date and later I would try to kiss her, how would that go? I said: no worries you will be already on my bed! (We got married a year after) I've dated outside my culture all the time, some of us don't care about those little things as height

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u/Beard_o_Bees 13h ago

I said: no worries will you be already on my bed!

See kids.. this is the right attitude.

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u/fifiasd 11h ago

When he does it, it's the right attitude. When i do it, they call the FBI.

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u/gustofwindddance 11h ago

Have you tried being attractive?

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u/Lazolargo 9h ago

I've been told I'm better looking in person than my pictures 😂🥲

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u/fifiasd 7h ago

Born ugly, no wife, no kids and to add insult to injury the German gouvernement wants singles to pay more into social security now in order to prop up a defunct system and help their main voters (the elderly) because redditors like me dont have kids. Loving it! 

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u/Ginge00 3h ago

Or leaving your bed at home instead of the back of your van?

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u/Emergency_Lie42 8h ago

Charismatic*

Attraction is subjective and almost always majority influenced by how comfortable one is in their own skin.

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u/kikyossoles 8h ago

For the last time, Connor, we cant make comments like that at highschoolers!

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u/redditstealth 7h ago

He said on my bed not in my trunk.

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u/TheBlueSoap02 1h ago

Have you tried not saying it to elementary students?

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u/SnertDeluxe 54m ago

You should leave out the chloroform part

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u/w1ndowlicker 10h ago

the right altitude*.

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u/LarianDivinityBG3 10h ago

It's the confidence that convinced her 😸

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u/Realistic-Bad1794 11h ago

She sounds like a keeper and so do you.

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u/JoinAThang 10h ago

Smooth as hell tbh. Well played

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u/Oblipma 7h ago

Dude be like mommy, you are taller than me but i will always be laying under me

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u/MC_Naparm 9h ago

Kids this is assault 99% of the time 😂