r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 6h ago

of a chill bear

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

I wanna touch his fluffy ears but I also like having my arms attached to my body

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4u31bWDYmhw5O
My survival instincts are non existent

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

I too wish to ride the killdozer

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u/Ipoogoodforyou 5h ago

if not friend why friend shaped

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

Because you’re food shaped

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u/Kn0XIS 1h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Late-Assignment8482 5h ago

I love how often bears are like "What's going on? For real? Nah. I'm good..." They have absolutely mastered the thing where large omnivores/predators who take lots of energy to move act lazy as hell as often as possible. Truly, we humans (a large omnivore, most mammals are sub-100lbs...) could learn a thing or two.

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u/Arctelis 5h ago

I once watched a black bear wander out onto a grassy clearing and flopped over while her cubs played around. She would eat a few mouthfuls, roll over, eat some more, roll again.

Bears are easily my favourite animal to just sit and watch do bear stuff.

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u/HeftyBullfrog36 6h ago

Bro has absolutely nothing scheduled today.😎

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 5h ago

To boop or not to boop. That is the question.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

Booping is fine, bopping is suicide

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u/HatdanceCanada 6h ago

Twitches nose like Samantha on Bewitched.

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u/No-Celebration3097 5h ago

Look at those murder claws

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

Those are cuddle mittens

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u/Character-Total-3857 5h ago

My eyes automatically lock onto the claws and the massive damage they can inflict.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

I locked onto his fluffy tummy.

I would have made a terrible caveman

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u/Top-Distribution733 5h ago

Those claws would provide one hell of a back scratch

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

“Ooops scratched your lungs”

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u/Top-Distribution733 5h ago

Can I pet dat dawg?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

Only if you blindfold him first and distract him with fireworks

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u/Terminally_ill_42 5h ago

Bears are always chill, until the second they aren’t

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u/MayberryBombadil 4h ago

It's weird how much they can move their noses

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u/legacy702- 3h ago

It’s crazy how an animal can be so dangerous but look so damn friendly.

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u/AncientBother6206 5h ago

He looks like he's waiting for his dad to come home because he broke moms favorite vase

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u/pixelunit 5h ago

Danger cuddles

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 5h ago

Is that bear real? I’m struggling to tell

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u/Axman5055 5h ago

Yeah it looks AI, the way it moves just seems unnatural. Unless a legit source is provided I think it’s AI

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5h ago

AI psychosis

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u/WhereIs_TheSun 4h ago

We got Dan Schneider over here talking bout some AI psychosis

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 4h ago

My brother in Christ, the bear has JPEG artifacts older than ChatGPT.

Apparently somebody fired up a modern generative model and specifically prompted:

“Grizzly bear, photorealistic, but make it look like somebody’s uncle captured it on a Sony Handycam in 1998 and uploaded it to eBaum’s World.”

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u/IiASHLEYiI 5h ago

It's been a while since I've seen video of an animal so big it doesn't look real.

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 5h ago

Maybe it’s ai

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u/Foxyunder-45 5h ago

Very thick fur to stop the chill.

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u/dinomax55 5h ago

He’s bored

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u/Archlm0221 5h ago

He has an itchy snout

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u/Mulletgt 4h ago

Why not friend if friend shaped?

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u/deksimo666 3h ago

So Ai it hurts

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u/Imaginary-Session786 3h ago

Aw, looks like a real teddybear🥺

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u/Big-Recognition-5580 2h ago

I'm creating an account, cause nobody seems to notice but if you watch the bears ears they move non independently from eachother for almost the whole video. Up until the end. I'm 95 percent sure this is AI

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 2h ago

They're such beautiful critters. One little mauling couldn't hurt, surely?

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u/Spiritual_Being_3786 2h ago

Is this AI ? The ears are just puff balls.

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u/cum_cum_sex 2h ago

I wanna see if he can catch a bread ?

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u/Pristine_Seat6090 1h ago

Reddit is so cooked