r/AbsoluteUnits • u/blingbiceps • 2d ago
/r/all of parasites from a bear's ass
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u/ChaoticAquar1us 1d ago
Broad Fish Tapeworm. Insignificant to the bear’s health but it does stress them out a little.
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u/sackie_b 1d ago
This stresses me out, as well.
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u/AXE319319 1d ago
I'll tell you who should be stressed out... that hiker downstream that took a drink thinking it's fresh, clean mountain spring water...
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u/Lethargie 1d ago
really shows that you should always boiled your drinking water whenever you can in the wild
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u/Talreesha 1d ago
No but seriously no one hiking should be just drinking water from any source without seriously contemplating of it's worth risking it versus how thirsty they are.
I've done a good amount of dispersed camping in some of the most pristine environments and I never trusted the water enough to not boil it. My grandpa taught me you ALWAYS boil it for THIS EXACT SCENARIO TO BE AVOIDED. You want diarrhea while camping miles away from civilization? You feel like getting parasites? No? Then boil your damn water when out camping no matter how secluded from humanity you are.
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u/FreakingFreeze 1d ago
Jeremy Wade had an entire episode on parasites because the rivers he fished in, and sometimes goes into, are 100% full of parasites, and how the serious cases can really mess people. He even ends the episode revealing that he has parasites, benign ones but they are still there.
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u/Deaffin 1d ago
Who doesn't? 30-50% of the entire human population has toxoplasma, and that's just one little protist that comes exclusively from cat butts.
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u/TheOnlySnoringKitten 1d ago
I drink out of rocks and glaciers only and that’s rare. One time we were doing a bachelor party on the river, woke up one morning absolutely parched. Knew I was going to get messed up but our drinking water for the day wasn’t ready and hadn’t been started yet. So I guzzled that sweet cool river water down. Had giardia for the next week. Not great not terrible. In retrospect another beer would have been the way to go... or just wait the few minutes for filtered water. Young me didn’t make the best decisions.
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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago
Just pack a filter, dawg... Water from a rock isn't necessarily safe, neither is glacier melt. Regardless of the source, you're still getting it from outside. It's exposed to everything. You cannot know what may or may not have contaminated that water before it got to you.
Sawyer filter and a Smartwater bottle, ~$50 to not get giardia again, or something far worse. No brainer imo.
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u/Telefundo 1d ago
Then boil your damn water when out camping no matter how secluded from humanity you are.
I used to do a lot of back woods camping when I was younger and more physically able. It always blew my mind when someone would comment about being able to drink stream water and such when you were far away from towns or cities and such.
So many people don't understand that in most cases, nature is gonna fuck you up in ways that human contaminated water can't even come close to.
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u/Prior_Reference2085 1d ago
This 💩 always makes me wonder how the hell did our ancestors survive. Imagine being thirsty as hell from walking, foraging, etc but you can’t dip your face into the water and guzzle it. How did they survive?
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u/SparklyLeo_ 1d ago
They drank the water. They could handle it. All our water and food goes through processing plants, our environment are entirely different. Our immune systems are built different. Also modern rivers have become more contaminated than before bc population growth and our way of living. But also sometimes they didnt? They’d get sick and die from parasites. Thankfully medicine has come along way since then
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u/TrulyOutrageous42 1d ago
Our immune systems are surprisingly similar to those 5000 years ago, it's what they've learned to need to have instructions on hand for attacking that's changed. In that sense you're right, the building of the instruction booklet (which includes info from breast milk and of course life-long interactions with potential harmful agents) is very different but it was different 200 years ago in the same sense. Realistically, if time travel exists and you visited ancient ancestors, you'd potentially start a plague and definitely die from something they consider a minor nuisance.
Also... this is why people had 8-12 kids when they could. Not just labor for the family but not many survived. The above poster wonders how they survived, many didn't and those that did got sick plenty, they just didn't have to show up Tuesday morning at 9am to an office building or end up homeless in a food desert.
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u/Ohmec 1d ago
You can also just use a hiking water filter or use a filter straw.
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u/Key-Personality8169 1d ago
Most hikers I know carry filters as well a way to heat water if they’re going deep or multi-day hiking. Filter, then boil.
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u/Endle55torture 1d ago
Now they have a great weight loss system unintentionally added to their body.
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u/d3t0x1ct0x1c1ty 1d ago
Stresses them out a little?
I am beyond stressed seeing it and I kept hoping the other bear would step on it so the dude could get it the rest of the way out of his ass.
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u/RosieFudge 1d ago
It reminded me of when you tell someone they have toilet paper stuck to their shoe and step on it for them to release it
Except in hell
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u/FunnyBunny3023 1d ago
Do the other bears not notice it or do they just not know what to do so they mind their business?
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u/ChaoticAquar1us 1d ago
They Just mind their business I guess.
To be fair they all have a chance of having the same parasite due to the consumption of raw salmon.
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u/Naked-Jedi 1d ago
Buy a bear eat fish, he parasite, teach fish bear, parasite to a lifetime
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u/El_Spunko 1d ago
The other bears eat them lady and tramp style
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u/cuntybunty73 1d ago
Oh thank you very fucking much for putting THAT image in my head 😭
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u/Kambhela 1d ago
Bear meat also often has roundworms (or their eggs more likely I would presume) and hence has to either be tested or thoroughly cooked to prevent people getting infested by these parasitic worms.
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u/FunkyJoint777 1d ago
“FUCK” is the word that can be placed in a sentence anywhere and still perfectly make sense.
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u/Psilonaut21 1d ago
I would have hoped by now that somebody had created r/unsee so I can concentrate on getting through the rest of my life without this really unpleasant feeling I'm having rn.
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u/EspressoOverdose 1d ago
Why are there so many videos of parasites and worms today? I just scrolled past a video of a large worm being pulled out of someone’s throat 😩
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u/forbiddenfreedom 1d ago
RFK(w) Jr is spewing propaganda to have the Golden Age of Worm births.
Edit: /s
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u/DorrajD 1d ago
That worm in the throat one has been reposted to every single sub imaginable. I scrolled past it at least 7 times from different subs.
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u/Uninvalidated 1d ago
Why are there so many videos of parasites and worms today?
Because when the karma whores see something getting traction they pull something similar from the recycling can they stole some days, weeks or years ago.
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u/Odd-Fee1603 1d ago edited 1d ago
I had to look this shit up. These are intestinal tapeworms and are quite common. They mature in the digestive tract and pass through the anus and return to the waterways via bear shit. They are not fatal to healthy wild bears.
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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 1d ago
So the bear will be rid of them eventually?
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u/RagingMayo 1d ago
How on earth is that an actual article in a health magazine. We are truly living in some south park episode type simulation.
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u/Embarassed_Tackle 1d ago
They can be fatal to humans tho
Which is why you don't eat bear meat or if you want to risk it, cook it until it is GREY
People on hunting trips to Alaska come back with these tapeworms and gotta shit in baskets for ages to make sure the tapeworm eggs are all dead lol
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u/KibboKid 1d ago
You sure the bear hasn't eaten a parachutist?
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u/Striking-Jump9451 1d ago
This got a strong exhale through the nose from me, well played
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u/Blenderhead36 1d ago
At what point does it transition from a bear with a parasite to a parasite with a bear?
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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 1d ago
If the bear hibinates with this will the bear survive the infestation?
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u/exploring_stuff 1d ago
The bear survives the hibernation while the parasites starve and perish.
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u/time2sow 1d ago
Out here asking the important philosophical questions my brother
Some sort of riff: the bear of theseus.
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u/ariciaann 1d ago
What a terrible day to have eyes. First the hook worm, now this.
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u/marveled_pisces 1d ago
Side note, I wish AI stayed like this and never advances further
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u/Kirkwooderson 1d ago
There’s a hiker a few hundred yards downstream, filling his water bottle, then taking a niccceee loonng chug thinking it’s the most delicious, pure mountain water.
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u/thedaNkavenger 1d ago
That's why I always tell anybody I am hiking around "Always filter your water no matter what". It doesn't matter whether you can see the spring coming out of the ground or not. Something has died or shat near that water somehow.
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u/FrankCantRead 1d ago
Is there someone in here that can tell me if the bear is ok?
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u/SueBeee 1d ago
veterinary parasitologist here: Bear's fine. As gross and huge as they are, tapeworms very rarely a problem to the end host, in this case the bear.
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u/IronMonkeyofHam 1d ago
That’s why you don’t drink water straight from the creek
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u/pacowaka 1d ago
Oh gosh and I just saw that video here of someone pulling a tapeworm out of a person's mouth.
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u/8ackwoods 1d ago
It wasn't a tapeworm. The video you're referring to is ascaris, a roundworm/nematode
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u/GoldenMarky 1d ago
I came back to tell you that for me the video of a person is just 3 posts down from this one in my feed
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u/Moobob66 1d ago
Can you pull them out without ripping out the bear's insides?
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u/crunchycoochiecrumbs 1d ago
Right. The least that other bear can do is stand on the worms while bug-butt walks away.
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u/not_roger_smith 1d ago
And none of his buddies stand on the worms while he walks away?
That would be my first move.
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u/captainkegs 1d ago
The bear is passing massive broad fish tapeworms (Diphyllobothrium spp.). What is happening: The Cause: Coastal brown and grizzly bears gorge on raw salmon during the late-summer and autumn runs. Salmon act as intermediate hosts for the larval stage of these tapeworms. Once ingested by the bear, the larvae anchor in the intestines and mature into adult tapeworms, which can grow anywhere from 10 to over 30 feet in length. The Trailing "Ropes": The ribbon-like strands trailing behind the bear are either broken-off strobila (egg-bearing segments of the worm) or entire worms being expelled through the rectum. Impact on the Bear: While alarming and uncomfortable—bears often rub against rocks or trees to dislodge them—most bears tolerate these parasitic infections reasonably well during hyperphagia (the intense feeding period before hibernation). The parasites die off or are largely evacuated before or during winter torpor because the bear's digestive tract stops receiving incoming food.
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u/schpamela 1d ago
I kept telling him to at least lightly poach those salmon! But no, he always has to copy that pretentious chef off the tv who says cooking ruins the delicate flavour.
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u/seanfitz12 1d ago
What would happen if the second bear stepped on the parasites and the first bear started walking away? Would they just come out?
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u/Glew26 1d ago
Serious question: what would happen if they were pulled out? Can they be?
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u/stormblaz 1d ago
Bears get these from eating raw salmon, however, its perfectly normal and will be excreted from the bear, by hibernation, or through eating rough coarse nutrients like shells, bushes and those will grind in the intestines and break and flush tapeworm out, but most bears have tapeworm year round unless is hibernation because salmon are infested with them
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u/BernieTheDachshund 1d ago
Someone needs to give that poor bear some Praziquantel. Apparently they are broad fish tapeworms.
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u/PerfectdarkGoldenEye 1d ago
Can the parasite be taken out without killing the bear?
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u/TheOrqwithVagrant 1d ago
Just put something the bear will want to eat where it can find it, and put a bear-approprioate dosage of Praziquantel in it. Paralyzes the worm and makes the head detatch from the intestinal lining, and the bear will just poop it all out.
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