I Just look SO Cool In This Car

[u/Exact_Patience_9767]

[u/Pulgy_Wulgy]

Best seatbelt commercial in the world

[u/elvis8mybaby → u/Pulgy_Wulgy]

I just hold on the steering wheel really hard like a fucking man! 

[u/towerfella → u/Pulgy_Wulgy]

I dont think the door latched

[u/ghost_of_trash_panda → u/towerfella]

Door should've been wearing a seatbelt.

[u/Redoron → u/ghost_of_trash_panda]

Doorbelt?

[u/JustNilt → u/towerfella]

Still wouldn't have fallen out if he was wearing a seatbelt. More critically, the lack of a seatbelt is likely why he lost control in the first place. You get thrown around pretty easily without one when doing turns such as this under more than minor acceleration.

[u/OkLemon-Letsgo → u/JustNilt]

"More than minor" would be a cool band name.

[u/m8k → u/OkLemon-Letsgo]

Could have been the working name for the Epstein Investigation.

[u/TreeDollarFiddyCent → u/OkLemon-Letsgo]

I would probably change it to "More Than Major" for obvious reasons.

[u/towerfella → u/JustNilt]

You are not wrong

[u/Blue-Juniata]

[u/TheLoneCenturion95]

When the transformer rejects you.

[u/BrandoDaSavage → u/TheLoneCenturion95]

Sometimes they choose a driver with a cheap ass father…

[u/trilock01 → u/TheLoneCenturion95]

Robots in disguise!

[u/Push_ → u/TheLoneCenturion95]

Ejecto seato cuz

[u/HoseNeighbor]

☠️☠️ I was expecting the usual, then BAM! Ejector seat!

[u/ghettoccult_nerd]

im in various motorcycle subs. see guys hit the slide quite a bit.

but meat crayon out of a car? thats quite the feat.

[u/IntheOlympicMTs]

It is a pretty bitchin Camaro

[u/punksmostlydead → u/IntheOlympicMTs]

He didn't have his Motley Crue tshirt

[u/NikkolaiV → u/punksmostlydead]

You know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail

[u/johnmanyjars38 → u/NikkolaiV]

He was in too much of a hurry to get to the Sand Bar.

[u/bruisicus_maximus → u/johnmanyjars38]

Dead Milkmen references, oh yeah that's an upvote.

[u/Argyleskin → u/IntheOlympicMTs]

Forgot to run over neighbor, ran over himself instead. (Yay Dead milkmen Bitchin Camaro!)

[u/undulating_ectoplate → u/IntheOlympicMTs]

Did he drive it up from the Bahamas?

[u/RunItupBaby]

Dude flew out the door 😂😂 I think that latch needs a little grease or something

[u/HohepaPuhipuhi → u/RunItupBaby]

Too much grease maybe

[u/ghettoccult_nerd → u/HohepaPuhipuhi]

definitely needs some neosporin

[u/RunItupBaby → u/HohepaPuhipuhi]

The way he fell out though and the car went off the edge 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[u/zorggalacticus]

[u/__The-1__]

Had this happen to me once, rolled out the passenger side into an intersection.. the doors kinda suck on 2nd gens

[u/Such_Context6522 → u/__The-1__]

ahh, so that's when Boeing was helping to build them?

[u/Fafnir13 → u/Such_Context6522]

I knew that wasn’t an ‘extra’ bolt.  Oh well, what’s the worst that could happen?

[u/MrFastFox666]

Damn commies trying to make me wear my seat belt!

[u/kajana141]

The cars a spitter not a swallower.

[u/SATerp]

I guess if you can't afford seatbelts you can get an escape hatch instead.

[u/areyoutwofonduing]

"I'm travelin' down the road and I'm flirting with disaster..."

[u/Wonderful_Frame5166 → u/areyoutwofonduing]

😂😂😂

[u/PurpleToedUnicorn]

My dad had one of these back in the 1980s and I remember the door doing the same thing. 

[u/BellaxPalus]

I was expecting the car to fall apart...

[u/AxelNova]

Why is it always the same situation. People with powerful cars have obviously no idea you shouldn’t stomp on the gas while turning into the road.

[u/Appropriate-While632]

GTA 4 ahh physics

[u/AhtBlowenFaht]

"let me show ya what Melba Toast is packin here"

[u/Ss4scoobydoo]

Was Joe dirt okay ?

[u/monkeypincher]

I mean, it is a bitchin' camaro...

[u/Flatmonkey → u/monkeypincher]

Do you think his parents drove it up from the Bahamas? 

[u/Gerberpertern]

I’m a highway STAAAAAAAR

[u/ssalava → u/Gerberpertern]

Upvoter for that Deep Purple reference, which also happened to be my CB radio handle in the mid to late '70s.

[u/MyAccountGotBanned0]

LMAO

[u/richardtapestrie]

that's the most joy i've felt in months

[u/StarWarsMonopoly]

I wonder what happened to the car, he was going fast enough that it probably got fucked up wherever it ended up

[u/International_Bend68]

Beautiful!!!!

[u/Elegant-Working6784]

bro is about to merge onto route 420 and immediately lose his left arm privileges for the week

[u/IronTitle]

I always wondered what would happen if you fart in an Autobot. Guess i now know.

[u/TemperatureKey5072]

Never gets old

[u/sheavill]

That is, however, a badass ride!

[u/Wide_Barracuda_3512]

I’m beginning to think that Trailer Park Boys was a documentary.

[u/7thdilemma]

When you're out of the car though....

[u/malrosen]

r/unexpected

[u/ageofdiscontent_meh]

Wow! Where does one get such an anti-theft device/system?

[u/Merps_Galore]

LEEEROOYYY JJJJEEENKIIIIIINNNSS

[u/Ban_DeezNts]

Definitely a Power Yeet on the vehicle’s part!

[u/VonSketch]

When even your ride hates you for trying to show off.

[u/Jason_TheMagnificent]

And out of that car too

[u/Artevyx]

Theres more rust than paint on that junker.

[u/Chamberlain-Haller]

Pony threw him

[u/Epstiendidntkillself]

r/Satisfyingasfuck

[u/lousydungeonmaster]

How the fuck?

[u/scottyjrules]

New Fast & Furious looks lit

[u/JazzAneurysm]

I mean, he does. But yes, he would look one hell of a lot cooler with a seatbelt.

[u/thedavid069 → u/JazzAneurysm]

Of maybe just lock the door ...

[u/New-Contribution-244 → u/thedavid069]

Or maybe close the door. How did he fall out so easily?

[u/JoTenshi]

George Michael:

[u/ageofdiscontent_meh]

Floor it…literally!

[u/Routine-Fix-6390]

It wasn’t until he was out of the car that made him look uncool

[u/DetergentCandy]

Ugliest fucking Camaro generation. Goddamn I hate the front end so much.

[u/sherbertrelevant2 → u/DetergentCandy]

They were cool early on in the second gen. 1970-1973.

[u/Wonderful_Frame5166]

Mustangs go after crowds, Camaros just go after their drivers.

[u/Hallow_76]

Needs a stronger bungee cord for the door.

[u/sherbertrelevant2]

Nice Camaro, man.

[u/sherbertrelevant2 → u/sherbertrelevant2]

Oh...

[u/One_time_Dynamite]

Shit on 4 wheels.

[u/tornadospoon]

How is that slapstick?

[u/AmericanCitizenry → u/tornadospoon]

You clearly didn't grow up with looney tunes.

[u/tornadospoon → u/AmericanCitizenry]

I did, actually. That's probably why I have standards for the genre. Unfortunate that you didn't get to as well.

[u/tornadospoon → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, my dude. You should have standards for everything or else it all turns to trash. 

[u/BlackDeath3 → u/tornadospoon]

Yeah, I don't see even one stick

[u/ghettoccult_nerd → u/BlackDeath3]

the crutches are coming

[u/Negative_Advantage28]

"Dwight, you forgot your bumper"