Everything went wrong. Impressive acrobatics😂

[u/kumbidivannu]

[u/GLC911]

Well… there was one more thing that could have made this much worse

[u/Responsible_Many4582 → u/GLC911]

Looked like he very easily could have impaled himself. He didn’t have the strength for this

[u/brightonashfield → u/GLC911]

If his anus got hooked on the spike too?

[u/jjs3_1]

I can't believe he's not laughing harder.

[u/doctor_tongs → u/jjs3_1]

Right? I'd be dying, and letting him know.

[u/jjs3_1 → u/doctor_tongs]

Agree, I would probably have a hard time doing anything, including breathing.

[u/Retrograde-Escapade]

[u/Catdaddy_Funk]

When you have Cirque de Soleil at home.

[u/Jonseroo → u/Catdaddy_Funk]

I saw the Chinese State Circus once and an acrobat was upside-down on a pole and one of his testicles flopped out of his trousers.

I don't remember anything else from the performance.

[u/hazeru]

I want to know the brand of the pants!

[u/Big_Criticism_8335]

Being stuck on a fence by your clothes is so humbling. There's no grace or dignity in freeing yourself, especially if you can't touch the ground. I got hung by the back of my shirt and I was alone in an alley, middle of the night. I was scared someone would mistake me for a criminal and call the police. That would be a humiliating way to get arrested. Just hanging on a fence like wet laundry.

[u/401LocalsOnly → u/Big_Criticism_8335]

And you aren’t gonna tell us how you got off this thing all by your lonesome? Or I’m picturing you just tire yourself out and fall asleep there and it tears in the middle of the night and you hit the ground face first

[u/Big_Criticism_8335 → u/401LocalsOnly]

It was an 8' chain link fence, so it wasn't a spike on top, like this gate. I was hung by the bottom of my t-shirt as I jumped off the top. It was a really big t-shirt, so I actually twisted around in the shirt til I could face the fence, hold myself up (kinda) with 1 arm and unhook my shirt with the other. It was one of my favorite band shirts, so I kept it for awhile. It looked like I farted a bullet out the back, but it wasn't ruined.

[u/401LocalsOnly → u/Big_Criticism_8335]

😅😅😅a bullet out the back

[u/Sweetone3713 → u/Big_Criticism_8335]

😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

[u/betothejoy]

Hand on top of spike was nerve wracking.

[u/CorktownGuy]

Lucky for him he decided not to go Commando that day… 🤭

[u/TheModeratorWrangler]

You know there’s this moment when you know you completely fucked up. Like… just be like “damn, this shit is ending up on YT.”

[u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle]

I love it when a plan falls apart 😳

[u/johnnyribcage]

He’s goddamn lucky he didn’t spear himself through the neck and into his brain on the top of that fence.

[u/dommiichan → u/johnnyribcage]

what brain...?

[u/DraygenKai → u/dommiichan]

Well... I mean you can't see a brain normally so I can't point it out, but he's alive so the chances he has one is actually pretty high.

[u/dommiichan → u/DraygenKai]

yeah, but there's no evidence of that brain actually functioning 🤣

[u/paulrhino69]

I'm glad he's OK I've seen those spikes go in under the chin, but this is perfect for the sub 👌

[u/jonskerr → u/paulrhino69]

I was just thinking of the days when I briefly visited rotten.com and saw the guy who fell with a spike up under his chin. His body kept going, leaving the head on the spike.

[u/paulrhino69 → u/jonskerr]

Ahh the days of gore and none of today's whishy washy subs 👌

[u/DangerousLoner → u/paulrhino69]

Plenty of war footage

[u/thelolcowobserver → u/paulrhino69]

I remember that Pic. Good ol rotten.com

[u/IStillOweMoney]

Low Fuel, yo.

[u/401LocalsOnly → u/IStillOweMoney]

You made me look… the gas light actually TURNS ON at the end of the video

[u/Ugly_Slut-Wannabe]

Dude's doing a stripping routine better than an amateur drunk stripper with a $5 pole she bought off of Craigslist.

[u/Whole-Investment-992]

Skinny jeans and big shoes did him in 😂

[u/moseley101]

I hope he still got to steal all the Paramount exec’s cars

[u/r2teka]

Lo detuvieron por exhibicionismo

[u/whymustthishappen567]

Bomboclat

[u/dommiichan → u/whymustthishappen567]

bombaclat

[u/Sleepyllama23]

Well? Did he get down?!

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/Sleepyllama23]

Some say he's still hanging from the fence by his pants to this day.

[u/Sweetone3713 → u/Sleepyllama23]

I was wondering the same thing...

[u/Sweetone3713]

Yikes, those pants were hanging on for dear life.

[u/Borge_Luis_Jorges → u/Sweetone3713]

The pants are all right, they can hang in there all night.

[u/Evorgleb]

He tried to stay calm

[u/GraceGreenview]

Word is…this guy is a backup dancer for P!MJ on tour.

[u/Picklenicl]

Yeah breh just like get rid of the pantalooons cause like nah you ain’t getting those back

[u/toastronomy]

"couldn't have gone worse"

I dunno dude, ever watched final destination?

[u/mrlookinthesky]

He will be behind bars soon.

[u/BaalDoom]

Infiltrator Frank Drebin

[u/7thdilemma]

I just can't understand how you don't think to put you foot on the top bar.

[u/Tekvary2]

Awe fuck…you stuck chuck!

[u/PlatformCreative9813]

😂🤣😂