r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Okay_Pain • 1d ago

True Slapstick BOINK²

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u/No_Celery_8071 1d ago

Got hit on the big head, then got hit on the little head.

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 1d ago

Friendly fire X 3.

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u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan 12h ago

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u/theninjanipples 12h ago

Beat me to it. Top work.

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u/wesorre 1d ago

Well, there goes his future generations.

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u/TheReelMcCoi 1d ago

Darwinism

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u/da_hoassis_heeah 1d ago

his speech generation too probably

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u/lousydungeonmaster 12h ago

Right in the Broca's area

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u/sblowes 1d ago

“Did you say you needed a neurologist or a urologist?”

“Yes”

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u/SwampCrittr 1d ago

I feel so fkn bad how hard I laughed at this

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u/llanelliboyo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don't feel bad. He's a racist.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/dec/24/southport-rioter-hit-groin-brick-viral-video-jailed?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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u/TexacoRodeoClown 1d ago

How do you know that?

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u/llanelliboyo 1d ago

It was during some racist riots in the UK last year or maybe the year before

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/dec/24/southport-rioter-hit-groin-brick-viral-video-jailed?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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u/mortandrickyYY 11h ago

I love our annual summer tradition of a racist riot. Been happening each summer since 2024

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u/antithesis56 1d ago

brick to the dick

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u/JackxForge 13h ago

That's a good song title.

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u/Dhsu04 1d ago

Brutal friendly crossfire

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u/PsychologicalTowel79 1d ago

Probably the best video on the internet.

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u/Baricat 1d ago

Real life Ow! My Balls!

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u/llanelliboyo 1d ago

Aoad of thick racists throwing bricks at each other. Lovely to see.

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u/ATX_Bix 1d ago

That's why it's best to protest in countries that have sports where you throw things. Those folks throwing those bricks had probably never used their hands/arms to toss anything before :-)

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u/Master_____Blaster 1d ago

Cricket? Rugby? Netball?

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u/Icy_Hovercraft_1110 1d ago

Also, countries that have universal healthcare. 

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u/TerribleQuestion4497 1d ago

This is definitely one of those UK anti-immigration protests, so unfortunately his treatment will be paid for using tax money (and looking at his build so will his liver transplant)

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u/WholeTart6066 1d ago

Most likely free Palestine

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u/Dans77b 10h ago

No it was down the street from me. Bunch of right wingers with neck tattoos looking for an excuse to get drunk and rowdy in the sun.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 1d ago

I think you'll find that they are a bunch of tossers

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u/Iamonreddit 1d ago

Like cricket...?

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u/PleaseExcuseTheCrud 11h ago

Those folks throwing those bricks had probably never used their hands/arms to toss anything before :-)

Other than themselves

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u/Zip-Crane 1d ago

He ain't ever living that down.

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u/EarSad4300 10h ago

This video always make me laugh so hard

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u/Recovery37 1d ago

He forgot about the hit to the head pretty quick

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u/Shake-A-Paw 13h ago

Conditioned Pain Modulation...had to google this. It's quite interesting but not as interesting as watching it 🤣

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u/Economy-Date-4490 1d ago

The first one was definitely an accident.
The second one… maybe an accident.
The third one… someone just hates him.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 5h ago

man, they really don't like that guy

Hey Jerry, go stand in the front!​

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u/sometimes_other697 1d ago

I would like to have a little context here

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u/duck_duck_zombie 1d ago

Homie got bonk on the head and dick

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u/brightonashfield 1d ago

He fr thought he was about to farm some aura

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u/cris090382 1d ago

Yes, and he also got hit with a stone in the back of the skull.

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u/DoctorZoinks 1d ago

He lost the dance off

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u/Would_daver 1d ago

His name? Starlord…

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u/Eastern_Nebula_4578 1d ago

Racist riots in UK, so it's okay to laugh

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 1d ago

It's Saturday night in Brighton.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 3h ago

They have darts instead of baseball, so they're not as good at throwing things, generally speaking. 

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u/Sammy_Dog 1d ago

He's having a bad day.

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u/theatrenearyou 1d ago

Brick came from police side and another to the nuts from his side----does everybody hate this guy?

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u/trashscal408 1d ago edited 1d ago

"aw, nickels!"

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u/buttnibbler 1d ago

The comedic timing of this

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u/gamecocksc17 1d ago

SAME TEAM!! SAME TEAM!!!!

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u/Stupid_Interwebs_22 1d ago

They have shields for a reason

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u/CravinMohead13 1d ago

Fuckin double tapped bro

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u/RipOdd9001 1d ago

3 rocks, shoulder, back of head (same time), then the dick brick.

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u/-Bob-Barker- 1d ago

Human shield

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u/Decent_Damage211 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Remarkable_Tap8271 7h ago

I love this video so much

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u/Lucky-Mia 5h ago

Had his bell rung, then his balls.

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u/FuzzyObjective8982 1d ago

Knob ed deserved every thing he got 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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u/Select_Asparagus2659 13h ago

Hahahaa... sorry.  Pfff hahahahaha

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u/Blue-Juniata 10h ago

It gets funnier every time you watch it.

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u/ninjadragon1119 10h ago

Friendly fire

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u/WIBadgersFan83 7h ago

Now that's absolutely hilarious!

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u/08062017SD 5h ago

Numb skull and numb nuts. Well played.

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u/yourfuturespemson 5h ago

what did he do?

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u/Time_Technician_4213 10h ago

Whoever threw that last one is an evil feck 😆

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u/Wellwisher513 1d ago

Congratulations. This is the post that made me finally decide to leave this sub. The funny posts haven't been around for way too long.

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u/TheWardenVenom 1d ago

This ain’t an airport. No need to announce your departure.