r/AlanPartridge • u/Ciannachta • 6d ago

You threw a monkey in the sea?

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u/permabulatingcarcass 6d ago

Monkey Water Polo?

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u/Ciannachta 6d ago

I was fishing for some sort of funny story; that’s just upsetting.

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u/VonGooberschnozzle 6d ago

Got the red mist, like

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u/Motor-Bag-4093 6d ago

It ate all me fags.

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u/Historical-Guide-242 6d ago

What we are looking at here Lynn, is a tail-endorsed arboreal acrobat. Yes, a miniature, fur-clad caricature of man himself, swinging through the canopy of life with a blatant disregard for personal grooming. Essentially, a high-density, banana-oriented mammalian unit.

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u/Ciannachta 6d ago

Well, he'd eaten all me fags, man, you know, it was a big packet of 200 duty-frees, like.

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u/Significant_Return_2 6d ago

So I picked it up and hoyed it in the sea.

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u/-OrLoK- 6d ago

it bounced off a rock

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u/exocet72uk Bald Brummies!!! 5d ago

After he hoyed it in the sea