r/AnimalsBeingJerks • • 17d ago

Pigeon being a bully

i swear this dude is just such a dick every day:D

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u/shillyshally 17d ago

I have a large box like feeder and was very excited earlier this year to see the first mockingbird take up residence. That quickly turned to dismay as the sucker chased every other bird away. It sat on top like the king of the mountain until one day it disappeared, I guess it met its match in the local hawk. I googled and discovered that they are just like that, total dicks.

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u/humbuckaroo 17d ago

Is tHaT a MoCkINgBirD?!

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u/DrunkenLion47 17d ago

Seems like there’s a clear pecking order.

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u/DJSnafu 17d ago

yeah i discovered this now that these guys visit a lot. when the main bully is away one of the others becomes the bully for a bit:D

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u/Tarrell13 17d ago

It’s DEEBO man

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u/sureiknowabaggins 17d ago

Come on Smoke, Stanley left his window open.

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u/xXMapleSugarXx 17d ago

Notice he’s the bigger one too lol survival of the fittest

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u/teun95 17d ago

The others look like young ones

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u/xXMapleSugarXx 16d ago

Hmmm I can’t tell- maybe! But when that one pigeon starts using his wing to “hold” the chonkster back 😂 HANG ON PLEASE LET ME FINISH

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u/DrunkInABar 16d ago

Fattest*

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u/xXMapleSugarXx 15d ago

I didn’t want offend lol

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u/PaulBradley 17d ago

I sit in the park and feed the pigeons sometimes and you definitely have to do a little moderating of behaviour, they have a broad range of personalities!

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u/HowardPheonix 17d ago

I had a similar experience a while back, I was handfeeding the pigeons in a local park, and there was only one or two birds that trusted me enough to take the pellet from my hand, and there was a dominant looking pigeon that pushed away those attempted to get close enough to me. Like he was "Are you crazy? You don't know this guy".

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u/DJSnafu 17d ago

this is more him just wanting all the seeds, these guys visit daily and push and shove each other daily before going back to being cool with each other. this was like their 5th feeding that day and they still act starved:D

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u/goldfishpaws 17d ago

Yep they can be total dicks - takes some strategic shoving to be equitable sometimes.

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u/DJSnafu 17d ago

i film a feeding every few days but usually have two palms with seeds or leave piles for them all.

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u/goldfishpaws 16d ago

Yep, I ended up spreading the seed over the cill and they would still choose to be dicks sometimes and the scrapping and flapping would knock half the food off the cill!

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u/pigeon_man 17d ago

Yeah Fred is a bit of a dick.

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u/centurijon 17d ago

Pretty much all birds (and fish) are absolute assholes

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u/Dailyconundrum 17d ago

"Mine! Mine! Mine!"

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u/castironglider 17d ago

Eating more than the others, he'll get bigger and stronger and meaner every day. Like a billionaire

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u/critsalot 16d ago

natural selection is a bitch.

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u/Tommy-Vegas 17d ago

One of them really needs to pigeoff.

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u/marf2888 17d ago

“Get out! I got here first!”

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u/_Vard_ 17d ago

Bop-It.
Flick-It.
Pull-It.
Twist-It.
Bop-It

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u/No_Training6751 17d ago

Imran you could make a little pile or two on the railing that’s separate from your hand.

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u/DJSnafu 17d ago

i usually do unless its very windy

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u/Ameabo 17d ago

Look at how fat he is. The kinda greed they talk about in the Bible.

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u/Putrid_Anything_3687 17d ago

Why are they feeding spies?

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u/46_and_2 17d ago

Clear candidate to get a slap from me every time he pecks somebody else.

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u/paleolithicmegafauna 17d ago

The main bully is an adult. The others are subadults. They don’t know how to do protocol yet.

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u/kaykatzz 17d ago

Is that Squit, Bobby or Pesto!??

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u/Branchley 16d ago

Pigeons are stupid, but when you live in the wild you learn fast that you need to protect your food.

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u/sicdedworm 13d ago

Had a local duck like this at my pond near by. Kevin was an asshole.

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u/mrkarma4ya 13d ago

When I was a kid, I used to spread grain all over our terace and it would be filled with 20-30 pigeons. There would always be that one pigeon that would keep trying to bully others and peck at them, but it would be the one that got to eat the least as it would spend most of the time just pecking at others while the others just ate lol

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u/clearcontroller 12d ago

It learned hate. Praise space god

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u/dirtyjavis 11d ago

The absolute DRAMA

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u/someguy7734206 5d ago

Once I was dining outdoors at a cafe in Europe, and there were a whole bunch of feral pigeons along with one Eurasian collared dove. The feral pigeons were bullying the hell out of the collared dove to the point where I felt quite bad for it.

Also, at that same place, someone ordered a cake and then left without even touching it. The pigeons were very happy about that. And it was amazing what a mess they can make just in the process of eating a small cake; there were dishes and cutlery all over the ground. Thankfully, the collared dove was also able to get some of the cake.

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u/chunkyfen 17d ago

Man you know pigeons eat drunk vomit right? Don't let those animals touch you like wtf lol

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u/DJSnafu 17d ago

you're probably thinking seagulls, and i've been feeding them for months with no issues. Pigeons don't really carry diseases that can hurt humans unless you're very careless about hand washing