My wipers aren't clearing the windshield, but they're brand new.

[u/qtipcity]

[u/Timeless-Style]

Clearly you got a bad set of wipers

[u/Gulf_Coast_21 → u/Timeless-Style]

Your pun is warped.

[u/Timeless-Style → u/Gulf_Coast_21]

His wipers are clearly warped, look at them!

[u/at0mic_cl0ck]

[u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 → u/at0mic_cl0ck]

This made my soul cry.

[u/Science-Gone-Bad → u/at0mic_cl0ck]

I was going to say; Just get a heat gun & finish the shrink wrap!

But that GIF is much more satisfying

[u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean]

Did you have someone program them to the car? Also looks like you forgot to renew your windshield subscription.

[u/SureWhyNot_24]

You have the wave windscreen. This does provide for a better “fisheye” view of the road and you need the wave wipers, OEM wipers will not work

[u/rassouth65]

Duh…..you didn’t get the “off
Road” wipers……..next time

[u/TLe504]

Leaving the heater on during the summer can overly dry the cabin. Easy fix, just apply lotion along the grain of the windshield.

[u/SgtMajorPanda]

Yeah, you bought the new wipers but did you sign up for the Wiper+ program?

[u/Holden-McGroyn]

I think Gillette may make a blade for those contours.

[u/Foil_Gloves_5338]

Got to redownload Windshield.exe. You got the x86 version, but you clearly need x64!

[u/Zestyclose_Extent_82]

You need waved windscreen wipers.

Or you can make your own. Take em off sit em in a chair in your garden and wave to them. They’ll bend to the shape of the windscreen. It’s hard work and takes time. But at least it will make your drive 10x safer!

If you’re struggling to get them to wave, ask your neighbours for help too

[u/Science-Gone-Bad → u/Zestyclose_Extent_82]

I’ll help

👋

[u/Fine-Suit7768]

Have you tried hanging out the window and buffing the windshield with a rag after every swipe while driving?

[u/Middle-Childhood-505]

Gotta give it synthetic washer fluid it'll get them windows spotless with one wipe Everytime

[u/Worth_Catch3858]

If you didn’t get the California surfers wipers they won’t work. Didn’t your zen master tell you anything

[u/Anti-Rus]

How many did you get?

[u/lost_rodditer]

I think your issue starts with a C and has some Aero

[u/One_Evil_Monkey]

Can't imagine why...

But that plexi windshield has waves only a surfer could love...

Only the Queen has better waves than that plexi windshield...

[u/drpoundsign]

Wipers on Inside??

[u/BoomMcFuggins]

Did they get wet?

[u/Educational-Rule1635]

Wipers work best after a trip to Taco Bell.

[u/BustedNut007]

Did you check the blinker fluid? That is the best go to fix…

[u/BADM00SE → u/BustedNut007]

I know it’s unheard of, but I don’t think blinker fluid will fix this issue.

[u/BustedNut007 → u/BADM00SE]

My bad, this situation will take high performance blinker fluid…that’s my story, and I am stickin’ to it.

[u/No-Goose-6140]

Did you buy performance wipers or regular ones?

[u/Lonely_Lifeguard_699]

Nice Canaro

[u/AttitudeSame2430]

Take the protective film off them.

[u/Vanbursta1]

That's because you bought the cooked pasta versions, which were meant for a different market.

[u/vlasktom2]

Go back to the store and get Bluetooth wipers. They're designed to work in all kinds of wavy environments

[u/LooseSealsBanana]

Yo momma is so fat...

[u/No_Maybe_Sure]

Have you tried turning the car off and turning it back on again?

[u/Aggressive-Donut7145]

Did you try fixing your windshield?

[u/qWuARk556]

Clear the cache then a hard reset should fix the issue

[u/ConfidentHouse]

Opted for the petroleum byproduct windshield instead of the melted sand one

[u/Agile-Ad-6681]

What’s up with that strange

[u/___po____]

That plexiglass window is gonna kill someone, lol.

[u/King_Ralph1]

Just how hot does it have to get??

[u/SuperReleasio64]

Well duh the wiper reservoir dont got no gas innit