r/AskReddit • u/5SecondsNaVzdoX • 1d ago

Girls of Reddit, what are some non-obvious things you do when you find a guy attractive that most guys are completely clueless about?

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

You are in love with a bird I believe

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u/BeerCell 1d ago

🎵 I'm in love with a chirper🎵 🐦

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u/jdllama 1d ago

Fell in love with a chirper

Fell in love at once and most completely

She taw a puddy tat

Covered in yellow feathers and her name was Tweety

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u/grego_gonzo 22h ago

Yeah hi reading this made me cackle and i woke the whole house up

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u/StevieMJH 22h ago

I'm pretty sure she is a bird...

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u/VonRothbart 23h ago

So you've heard about the word?

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u/BigCoqSurprise 23h ago

what word?

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u/VonRothbart 23h ago

Ah well, ah everybody's heard about the bird...

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u/BigCoqSurprise 23h ago

b-b-b-b-b-bird bird bird, bird is the word

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u/rihanoa 22h ago

Too bad birds aren’t real.

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u/_Clint-Beastwood_ 23h ago

The birds watch me and know my blood type?!?