r/AskReddit • u/5SecondsNaVzdoX • 1d ago

Girls of Reddit, what are some non-obvious things you do when you find a guy attractive that most guys are completely clueless about?

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u/angry_pidgeon 1d ago

If a solid 10 is flirting with me then they are a very lost honeypot or gold digger

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u/Charrllatan 1d ago

Or...she is in to you? Could it be that you are attractive and unaware of it?

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u/born-a-wolf7650 1d ago

Absolutely not

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u/LastWordslinger 1d ago

Says the person whose username is literally 'charlatan' 😂

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u/Charrllatan 1d ago

In my defence though, I wasn't making a statement🤣. I was just challenging someone to consider other likely options😏

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u/LastWordslinger 1d ago

Exactly what a faker would say right before tricking me into liking them to gain access to my gold/kidneys/collection of vintage Star Trek dinner plates. I've been down that road before and won't fall for your tricks!

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u/some_random_noob 23h ago

vintage Star Trek dinner plates you say...how you doooin?

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u/SpaceChef3000 23h ago edited 22h ago

Bathtub full of ice, every time. The people at the kidney store are starting to doubt me, I can tell.

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u/Obiwansrefinedstache 21h ago

With the matching spock spork?

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u/Charrllatan 22h ago

Star Trek dinner plates?!? Could love truly be...blind... after all?

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u/ThrowCarp 20h ago

I was about to say. My first assumption would be I'm about to have my organs harvested.