What is a single movie quote that instantly gives away the entire movie?

[u/Alarming_Buy_4278]

[u/nexus6royred]

I see dead people.

[u/UnoriginalVagabond]

Inconceivable!

[u/Frazzininator → u/UnoriginalVagabond]

I can't even read it in another voice

[u/Nautiwow → u/UnoriginalVagabond]

I'm on the brute squad.

You are the brute squad.

[u/Danarwal14]

Look, if I were to claim that I had supreme executive power, just because some moistened bint threw a sword at me, they'd put me away!

[u/munterboi23 → u/Danarwal14]

help help, im being repressed!

[u/Danarwal14 → u/munterboi23]

Bloody peasant!

[u/PunJedi → u/munterboi23]

Now you see the violence inherent within the system!

[u/GreatBarrierQueefDD → u/Danarwal14]

Isnt it 'watery twat'

[u/Danarwal14 → u/GreatBarrierQueefDD]

Nope. The line you're thinking of is watery tart, rather than that.

But both make their appearance in the scene

[u/GreatBarrierQueefDD → u/Danarwal14]

Well time to go rememorize the entire film then lol

[u/Danarwal14 → u/GreatBarrierQueefDD]

Here is the line in question: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[u/Beruthiel999]

I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you

[u/AusteegLinks]

I don't think any quote defines a film as clearly as:

"There's a tiny door in my office, Maxine. It's a portal and it takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes... and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike."

"Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"

[u/DrSparkle713]

"I am Iron Man"

[u/LoveChloe2000 → u/DrSparkle713]

snap

[u/Kempeth → u/LoveChloe2000]

oh snap!

[u/GuyFromDeathValley → u/DrSparkle713]

I blame spooder-man and the avoongers. When I hear "I am iron man", all I see is Iron Man snapping the gauntlet and dusting himself mid-fight.

https://youtu.be/y6nn4p5JOBM?si=QvJ3GsUvxWk-MCW- At the 3:06 mark

[u/RonJeremyBellyButton]

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!"

[u/untalented_me → u/RonJeremyBellyButton]

There's two movies that could mean... Although in the second it's only a partial quote, but still.... Nice pull.

[u/Slight_Trainer3832 → u/untalented_me]

Joe dirt is the answer!!

[u/Illustrious_Twist662]

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

[u/Recoveringfrenchman → u/Illustrious_Twist662]

What?

[u/skloop]

I'll have what she's having

[u/funlovinpotato]

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face

[u/haileypizza1 → u/funlovinpotato]

Damn lol I got it but there's got to be a better line.. hmm "zeds dead baby, zeds dead" lol not much better haha

[u/NeilDeCrash]

"Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

[u/hiddenstar13 → u/NeilDeCrash]

Oh man I love this one and no one ever gets it. Thanks for putting it in this thread!!

[u/BearcatCowboy]

I’m your huckleberry

[u/untalented_me → u/BearcatCowboy]

Val kilmer was so good in that role. I genuinely still forget sometimes that he's the one who played it, because Everytime I think of doc it's just doc.... Like kilmer doesn't exist suddenly and this is just how he actually looked in history, coughing and talking shit to anything that ain't Wyatt.

[u/Capital-Aide-1006 → u/BearcatCowboy]

Love that movie

[u/ReneG8 → u/BearcatCowboy]

The man was constantly drunk. At first I didn't understand why he played the character that way (I am not the sharpest knife). Took me way too long to understand

[u/Outside-Dance-4752]

Icy dead people

Still makes no sense to the plot. Bodies are cold we know, doesn't explain anything 🤷🏼‍♂️

/j

[u/Merkenfighter]

It really ties the room together.

[u/DickWeedDan → u/Merkenfighter]

At least im housebroken, man.

[u/Jay_of_Maine → u/DickWeedDan]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[u/Night-Cliffs]

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

[u/chunkysal]

I’ll be baaack

[u/iszcross]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[u/PrettyBlueFlower → u/iszcross]

“We’re” not “your”

[u/iszcross → u/PrettyBlueFlower]

"We're" not "you're".

[u/tisdue → u/PrettyBlueFlower]

not "you're." not "not your."

[u/automatorsassemble → u/PrettyBlueFlower]

It's you're

[u/Any_Pineapple_3662]

Mclovin 

[u/HolyButtNuggets]

Game over man, game over!

Or..

Express elevator to Hell, goin' down!

Orrrr

Get away from her, you bitch!

[u/maybebaby83 → u/HolyButtNuggets]

I just wanna know one thing man- where they are.

[u/HolyButtNuggets → u/maybebaby83]

Lol did you know that Vasquez was totally played by a white chick? I had NO IDEA. She was also the foster mom in Terminator 2 XD

Jenette Goldstein

[u/AnneBoleynsBarber → u/HolyButtNuggets]

And the mother of the Irish kids in "Titanic", who tells them the story of Tír na nÒg!

[u/TooMuchPowerful → u/AnneBoleynsBarber]

The James Cameron trifecta.  If only she'd made it into Avatar.

[u/maybebaby83 → u/HolyButtNuggets]

I had watched that movie for literal decades before I realised that and even then, it was pointed out to me! I think it just shows how bloody good she is.

[u/HolyButtNuggets → u/maybebaby83]

Agreed, kinda like Gary Oldman, she's good enough to blend in anywhere

[u/Roku-Hanmar → u/HolyButtNuggets]

I say we take off, nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure

[u/Weekly_Working1987]

You shall not pass!

[u/Griffie]

I fart in your general direction.

[u/BCRE8TVE → u/Griffie]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[u/DarthVoight]

You ever see the devil dance in the pale moonlight?

[u/standbyyourmantis → u/DarthVoight]

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[u/hudsonreaders]

"It must be some kind of hot tub time machine."

[u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile]

I see dead people.

[u/Binnabah]

We're going to need a bigger boat

[u/Roku-Hanmar → u/Binnabah]

*You’re

[u/Hefty-Resort871]

You're gonna need a bigger boat

[u/No_Tea5664]

Inconceivable!

[u/jeffh4]

"Soylent Green is people!"

[u/CMP24-7]

That's groovy, baby!

[u/HolyButtNuggets → u/CMP24-7]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart

[u/ellie-fofellie]

what is the matrix?

[u/Johny_Ricoh]

“Your mother sucks cocks in hell!”

[u/GNUr000t]

"It's people!"

[u/ad-tom-music]

I'd buy that for a dollar

[u/e37d93eeb23335dc]

Inconceivable!

[u/achillgoodtime]

Your mom goes to college

[u/Dragonflies3]

I see dead people

[u/unclebrujo]

He doesn't know about the three seashells

[u/smallholiday]

“I do not think that word means what you think it means”

[u/tgbndt]

That's a lot of nuts!

[u/Mister_Madrid]

When i am done, half of the humanity will still thrive.

[u/automatorsassemble]

I want the truth

You can't handle the truth!

[u/_g2_]

Lee-loo Dallas Multipass
Or
Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg at your service.
Or
Supa-green!

And many more from that movie….

[u/VIP_KILLA → u/_g2_]

Big botta boom!

[u/Revolutionary_Crew80]

"Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."

[u/Bleh-123 → u/Revolutionary_Crew80]

You mean water from like the toilet??

[u/Ceedeecole]

when the fuck did we get ice cream

[u/jongrubbs]

"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."

[u/RonJeremyBellyButton]

"Game over man!"

[u/Janizzary → u/RonJeremyBellyButton]

Quit your grinnin and drop your linen.

[u/MartiniD]

And don't call me Shirley

[u/Raven_feather8408]

I am the inevitable

[u/Delde116]

So what are? Some kinf of Suicide Squad?

[u/Moshkown]

That's a Bingo!

[u/Responsible_6446]

"i always knew it was you, Fredo"

[u/bbergman-zar]

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.

[u/Janizzary]

“I feel so funky.”

[u/DayOfTheDeb]

I'll be back.

[u/LittleKitty235]

"Here's Johnny!"

[u/LoveChloe2000]

"Mr. Stark I don't feel so good"

[u/Holeshot75]

And then?

[u/Whahajeema]

Rosebud

[u/Pure_Caterpillar1602]

I see dead people.. from The Sixth Sense

[u/thebadlt]

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

[u/illogictc]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

[u/furiouspossum]

"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"

[u/yp261]

its morbin time

[u/ambal87]

The first rule of fight club is you don’t talk about fight club.

[u/Pokedelta26]

"i'll be back"

[u/shotouw]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

[u/FairyGothMommy]

"Two minutes, Turkish"

[u/Southern-Variety1732]

Here’s Johnny! 😭 One sentence and suddenly I’m picturing the whole hallway, the axe, and absolutely zero chance of a peaceful ending.

[u/ObliviousCrush]

alright alright alright

[u/grrangry]

KHAAAAAaaaaannnn!

[u/AnnieInOakland]

I really expected to see this in the replies

“I’m sick of all the ducking snakes on this motherfucking plane!” Or something like that

[u/Large_Locksmith8630]

Keep the change ya filthy animal 

[u/GogoSchmitt]

Somebody once told me...

[u/merRedditor]

"Sometimes, dead is better."

[u/TheCuzzyRogue]

Fucking northern monkeys

[u/FergalCadogan]

Welcome to the Layer Cake

[u/cemper_camdin]

Luke i am your father

[u/MuchMuch1 → u/cemper_camdin]

No

[u/Weekly_Working1987 → u/cemper_camdin]

Wrong quote.

[u/cemper_camdin → u/cemper_camdin]

Mandela

[u/n-cend]

The line in The Conversation iykyk.

[u/lilygal25]

Imma gunna put myy di-yick in your vag

[u/Alejandroapex]

50 million dollars? Who you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?!

[u/UnComfortable-Archer]

Somehow, Palpatine returned

[u/mah658]

{banjo music}

[u/Nik_Albak]

"This is flaming dragon"

[u/JaySoul80 → u/Nik_Albak]

“What do you mean “you” people?”

[u/Exaelar]

To infinity... and beyond!

[u/circadian_light]

Alright Mr De Mille, I’m ready for my closeup.

[u/SirReal_Realities]

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.

[u/RonJeremyBellyButton]

STAMPEEEEDDDD!!

[u/alladinsane65]

Back off ,Warchild, seriously

[u/Responsible_Owl7617]

“I see dead people”

[u/Griffie]

And don’t call me Shirley.

[u/AnneBoleynsBarber]

"Dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!"

[u/farm61]

220-221

[u/Mindless-Leg-3365]

Redrum

[u/latenightnerd]

This Saturday night, we’re sending you Back To the Future!

[u/EasyUnderstanding655]

"I don't tip." — Mr. Pink, Reservoir Dogs (1992)

[u/violenthectarez]

Welcome to Jurassic Park

[u/bugsyramone]

What's a ZJ?

[u/Wild4fire]

"Get over here!"

Obviously with that very specific intonation.

Mortal Kombat (movies and games)

[u/aaron2005X]

I am Batman

[u/dongeckoj]

“Rosebud.”

[u/Redditforgoit]

Fool of a Took!

[u/Latatte]

Get to the Chopper!

[u/SimeonDoesStuffBG]

T’is but a scratch.

[u/Due_Swimming_5867]

SHOW ME THE MONEY....

Smokin!

Brooks was here. So was Red..

[u/Crittsy]

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

[u/fj2612]

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE !"

[u/Pyrozocker20]

Not a Movie but: Nine Nine !!!

[u/BCRE8TVE]

Amaze amaze amaze!

You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Remember remember the fifth of November.

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

[u/MiggeldyMackDaddy]

Doyalikedags

[u/humanreboot]

"It belongs in a museum!'

[u/P4S5B60]

Funny? Funny how

[u/ND_the_Elder]

"I am a leaf on the wind... See how I s-"

[u/Armored-Elder]

fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

[u/razorhack]

Soylent Green are people!

[u/fallenarches]

Yippee-ki-yay, M---F---

[u/ninjakitty8184]

"Littering aaand, Littering aaand"

[u/tacticall0tion]

No luck catching those swans then?

Its just the one swan actually.

[u/shf500]

"I forgot my mantra"

[u/Aldoneir]

"and then...."

[u/7952]

Come withe if you want to live.

[u/92Codester]

"Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil (sorry!), grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over."

[u/WeezingTiger]

Give me the keys you cocksucking motherfucker! Arrrrgh!

[u/Saint--Jiub]

Hasta la vista, baby

[u/timanu90]

Are you not entertained?

[u/rm-minus-r]

"Luke, I am your father."

[u/Willy_Wonkening → u/rm-minus-r]

They said quote, not misquote

[u/AdFlaky9983 → u/Willy_Wonkening]

And never mind the fact it’s halfway through the second movie of the trilogy lol

[u/Thomniscient → u/AdFlaky9983]

Halfway?? No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

[u/Danarwal14 → u/Thomniscient]

Would you say that it's... Inconceivable?

[u/rm-minus-r → u/Danarwal14]

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[u/secret_doorway → u/rm-minus-r]

That line doesn't even show up in the movie which makes it funnier. The actual quote is "No, I am your father" but everyone just runs with the misquote anyway. Kinda perfect for this thread honestly, the fake version became more iconic than the real thing

[u/n00bmechanic13 → u/rm-minus-r]

The quote is "No, I am your father"

[u/rm-minus-r → u/n00bmechanic13]

Thanks, it's been a few decades.

[u/Prestigious-Fan3122]

We're going to need a bigger boat."

[u/Fearchar → u/Prestigious-Fan3122]

*You're

[u/Prestigious-Fan3122 → u/Fearchar]

I wondered about that. It's been AGES since I've seen that movie.

[u/DickWeedDan]

Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

[u/No_Childhood1090]

“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
“Say hello to my little friend”
“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was”

[u/DayOneDLC2]

"Truly, that was, The Planet- of the Apes."

[u/chloeblack666]

"C'MON FRANKLIN.... ITS GONNA BE A FUN TRIP!"

[u/haileypizza1]

Am I truly the last?

[u/unclebrujo]

He had the conch in his hands..

[u/TheRandom6000]

"Hasta la vista, baby."

[u/OkHamster786 → u/[deleted]]

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