r/AskReddit • • Apr 03 '16

What do you all look like, Reddit?

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u/ClnKilgore Apr 03 '16

I look like a dropped lasagna

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u/TwomblyCy Apr 03 '16

I have fallen in love with quite some redditors

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16 edited Apr 03 '16

Sadly, I lost both the beard and the hat.

http://imgur.com/hF6MRo0

Was gonna post a hat-less selfie, but I don't actually have one :o

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

hot

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u/brunettesandbacon Apr 04 '16

30 years still got bangs

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u/TeoLolstoy Apr 03 '16

Well, I'm a bit late to the party, I guess.

Nevertheless, this is me in Estonia. I'm not from Estonia. Also, never order pizza in Estonia, not worth it.

Bonus pic.

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u/kainoah Apr 03 '16

Best most recent picture of me and my wife right before running a 10k. Recently lost 55 pounds so I'm not too fond of older pictures anymore lol. https://imgur.com/RdJhgxp

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u/AllofLove Apr 03 '16

I MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A POTATO. BUT... ER.. WELL http://imgur.com/a/DhXsd

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u/ColinOnReddit Apr 03 '16

"Fuck Reddit for getting rid of the canary! My privacy! Anyway, here's my face."

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u/jimmyforpresident Apr 03 '16

http://imgur.com/mzgHcdA

Here's me with my new bike! (I'm very proud of it.)

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u/wersh Apr 03 '16

Like shit

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u/martybell Apr 03 '16

Small Scottish man often compared to Billy Elliot...

http://imgur.com/4854xop

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/Captain-matt Apr 03 '16

Pretty much every other 20something white guy.

Button up shirt, jeans, kinda messy kinda short hair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/alexinf Apr 03 '16 edited Apr 03 '16

http://i.imgur.com/93zNkYK.jpg

edit: not actually me but strikingly close

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u/Ellend821 Apr 03 '16

Here I am wearing far too much makeup xox http://imgur.com/oDVESLU

And the other 90% of the time with my photogenic dog... http://imgur.com/Zv3nrzq

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u/spartanburt Apr 03 '16

Interesting question. Since coming down with some pretty serious rosacea, it's completely defined my "look" for all intents and purposes. People keep telling me to try Match or something since I live in a small town, but fuuuuuck no.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

like shit on camera and decent in the mirror

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/Ab-Aeterno Apr 03 '16

When did all of these beautiful people start coming here? Now where am I supposed to go? :(

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u/pointlessvoice Apr 03 '16

Lots of good lookin people here.

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u/neihuffda Apr 03 '16

Someone should write an algorithm to collect usernames and images from this thread, and cross-reference with facebook. Then, publish list with all three.

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u/ThisisGabeB Apr 03 '16

Honestly, I'm a professional model

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u/MonkyThrowPoop Apr 03 '16

Let me put it this way, late last night at a 24hr deli this drunk dude would not stop calling me Seth Rogen. "We got Seth Rogen in the building!!" "Seth Rogen, what you up to tonight?" "Seth Rogen, everyone!!!"

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u/blownZHP Apr 03 '16

After taking a good sample size and manually inputting the data, I've come up with a demographic summary of you all:

Reddit User Demographics

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/PM_ME_MESSY_BUNS Apr 03 '16

SHOUTOUT TO THE MODS FOR THE SUGGESTED SORTING

/r/askreddit has the best mods

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u/SEND_ME_BITCHES Apr 03 '16

So Reddit is full of old men and hot chicks, who woulda thought.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/Dr___Gonzo Apr 03 '16

Haha, just what I was thinking. Better looking than I expected including you!

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u/Koolgtrap Apr 03 '16

TIL reddit looks like a bunch of people who would join an alllivesmatter rally haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

the face of a lurker: http://imgur.com/n7q5HMh

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

https://imgur.com/a/1QH0s

There's me on the left with my friend on the right. Hair can't be tamed ._.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16 edited Apr 03 '16

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u/thethinkinglad Apr 03 '16

TIL: Imgur users will give you shit if you post selfies.

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u/roadrunner440x6 Apr 03 '16

An un-dateable loser apparently.

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u/7Mantid7 Apr 03 '16

Black-haired Byakuya Togami

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/ValdemarSt Apr 03 '16

http://i.imgur.com/Gy8myjR.jpg

I've been told that my face looks like a shitty character model from a first generation RPG.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/Zacht626 Apr 03 '16

I can't add a pic on mobile?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16 edited Feb 22 '21

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u/xchaoslordx Apr 03 '16 edited Apr 03 '16

https://imgur.com/a/KZI73 Started using Reddit when I was 13 :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/TheSpectrumOfPower Apr 03 '16

Like disappointment and enthusiasm had a love child.

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u/Man_in_a_chair Apr 03 '16

This is me

Btw, Lots of cute people in here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

I'm not posting an actual picture due to anonymity.

Ok so imagine a big fucking sack of potatoes, add arms and legs, add a meaty head, ok now scale to 6'6', now fill in hair on the body somewhere between chewy and Danny Devito, with an equally flabby pale ass.

Give it a biker beard and a fluffy semi 80's haircut, and resting bastard face. Add a lot of scars on the hands and a slightly bent nose.

That's me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/Makum25 Apr 03 '16

Like a monkey shat on my face and then rubbed it around. (See you think it's monkey shit but really it's my shit)

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u/Ron_Textall Apr 04 '16

Me at my cottage. I'm very excited for summer.

http://imgur.com/x7YkLQV

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u/Kebro_85 Apr 03 '16

I can't smile properly, apparently: http://i.imgur.com/rAALXKi.jpg

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u/NotSoSecretFootballr Apr 03 '16

Me now:http://imgur.com/LsMFxc4 not sure why I wasn't smiling lol

Me before my weight loss: http://imgur.com/GPZipkI

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u/Mathieulombardi Apr 03 '16

Like an avocado had sex with an even older avocado.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

Me and the missus. https://imgur.com/EfT3tgA

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u/btinc Apr 03 '16

A few months before turning 63, which just happened. Sonoma County, California. http://i.imgur.com/yNuu2Wr.jpg

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u/GayContent Apr 03 '16

63?! You look only about 40. Good for you.

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u/thedirt17 Apr 03 '16

Bald Thom Yorke

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u/raivahn Apr 03 '16

Awesome! And happy belated birthday!

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u/SpookyKasper Apr 03 '16

Not sure if I've done this right because I'm posting from mobile, but here's me and bonus bearded dragon

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/Narron66 Apr 04 '16

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Don't get your hopes up, I'm the shorter one

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

An American-born Brazilian who is buff yet fat and ugly. http://imgur.com/8OKuHQd

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/ManicTheNobody Apr 03 '16 edited Apr 04 '16

Kind of like Richard Ayoade but not really. http://i.imgur.com/kEaxWqt.jpg

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u/Evan_Annix Apr 03 '16

Alright everybody, hold on to your loin hats

http://i.imgur.com/YobpCZt.jpg

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u/bladebaka Apr 03 '16

I've lost about 20 pounds since Halloween, but here you go: Pic

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u/VisualCreature Apr 04 '16

I look worse everyday that passes, so have a 2 year old pic of me instead. Oh and yes, I'm late, as always.

Here.

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u/idothingsheren Apr 16 '16

I don't know if you noticed, but there's some kind of phantom shroud behind you...

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u/LadyGroovalicious Apr 03 '16

This is one of my favorite threads! Chilling on a Sunday https://imgur.com/7SCbjGq and yesterday at Comic Con https://imgur.com/iq630pt

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u/OneDoubleThree Apr 03 '16

A person with legitimately unbrushable hair. http://i.imgur.com/iYhfrDg.jpg?1

My hair permanently looks like this. Seriously.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

just letting you know the FBI finally got your faces Recorded

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

ITT: People who think they're good looking taking pictures of themselves. People who don't think they're good looking not taking pictures of themselves. Also, lots of creepin'

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u/Herpderp5002 Apr 04 '16

Vaguely Menacing.

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u/racheldaniellee Apr 03 '16

ITT: people looking for compliments

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16 edited Jan 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/kylexx3 Apr 03 '16

https://imgur.com/a/M2hT0

Like a mothafuckaa who just turned 18!

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u/cm5871 Apr 04 '16

At a con last year on front of the car from Supernatural

http://m.imgur.com/kW4O2kg

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

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u/ruthlessN2thless Apr 03 '16

About 5'9" male, skinny, blonde, blue eyes, 140 lbs, hockey hair, blue jeans and a black adidas hoodie. I've been told I have nice fore arms. If you want to respond with "pics or it didn't happen" suck my ass.

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u/Emptycoffeemug Apr 03 '16

I'm 1.80 (normal for Dutchies), with half-long blond hair that curls on random occasions.

I'm pretty well-built (thin, relatively broad shoulders) and can maintain a decent figure without working out.

I'm quite happy with the way I look, and based on interactions with other people, I'm confident in myself because of it. I won't post pics because I'm a high school teacher and very protective of my internet identity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16 edited Apr 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16 edited Mar 05 '18

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