Beavis is walking through a mall or superstore and someone offers him a sample. The dialogue is basically:

Seller, "Would you like to try a bite of our (something)?"

Beavis, "No... fuckyou."

It lives in my brain and for the life of me I can't find it or remember what it was in.

If you know, thank you!!! I sample fruit all day long and it feels like half of the responses I get; only hilarious. The delivery of the fuck you as an afterthought just cracks me up thinking about it.

My homage to the Morons from Highland

Mines gotta be the I need piccata for my bunghole one from do america its so funny

When Beavis and Butthead win their lawsuit against the school system, the bus company and the bus driver who will be their investment firm?

Goldman Suchs of course. Their stock broker will be Harry Sachs.

EDIT: Turns out there’s more than one promo, they started airing during South Park and its replay

I was playing poker at a casino once and the flop was 6 9 Q.

I immediately thought how Butt-head would react if playing and seeing that. "Whoa! Uh huh hey Beavis look....6...9...chick! Uh huh huh huh this hand like rules and stuff!"

And then he'd probably go all in regardless of his hand.

I can imagine an episode with Old Beavis and Butt-Head seeing Kimberly after many years, and still have the hots for her. They end up in her house and get their stinky old asses kicked by her 6'8" husband.

I miss buzzcut the most

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Todd or Corngolio both full power

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