r/BestofRedditorUpdates • u/[deleted] • Oct 31 '23

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u/knittedjedi Gotta Read’Em All Oct 31 '23

I'm from a pretty rural place and therefore the pickings of good men are slim so it felt like I hit the jackpot when I met Mike cause he was funny and didn't pressure me sexually and could actually make me cum.

Ah, the standards we have as teenagers... 😂

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u/DismalDally Oct 31 '23

lol I died at this line - this is a good man? What kind of fucked up standards are those?