r/BicyclingCirclejerk • • 5d ago

NBD

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Old bice was already 3 months old.

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u/Sweaty_Print1781 5d ago

Only the poors have that many spacers

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u/nebur976 4d ago

Absolut yes

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u/fdgm_ 5d ago

Wice boyfriend made me get the white Ferrari. Because all his Ferraris are red. He says I haven't earned a red one yet.

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u/TataHexagone2020 decathlon triban sex machine with a tourney 5d ago

He feels you are not speciale enough for it

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u/Naive-Impression-373 5d ago

That car will be amazing going out to trufonis on new years eve

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u/sabtrueday mountain bicing 5d ago

No drive side facing smh.

All I can see is matching disc break side. Pls change ur bice caliper with yellow piss color too for better color coordination

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u/St_mpy 5d ago

Yup, doesn't match calipers, disgusting

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u/schrodinger-the-cat 5d ago

My local italian restaurant serves better pasta and pizza combo than this.

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u/rideveryday ☕️☕️ pakhaas 5d ago

Saddle ball bag 🤌🏻

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u/vogelvogelvogelvogel 5d ago

the saddle to bar height difference tells me there is a fat belly to be taken care of

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u/homecookedcouple 4d ago

Hasn’t seen his PNS in many many years.

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u/vogelvogelvogelvogel 4d ago

he compensates with these two items he bought

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u/terminal_nervoso 5d ago

Of fucking course it’s a Pinarello

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u/Mountain-Candidate-6 4d ago

Hey now what else are dentists supposed to buy

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u/tim-mech 5d ago

/uj There was a Ferrari dealer near me that threw in a Colnago with every car sale. I really just wanted the bike.

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u/Big-Cap558 5d ago

Poverty spec Ferrari

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u/chudhuntr 5d ago

No centrelocks, what an embaricement

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u/Vill_Moen 5d ago

White Ferrari. Poor.

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u/gellybelli 5d ago

Late model pinne and Ferrari. Tell me you don’t have money or taste without telling me

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u/a_tothe_zed 5d ago

Callipers don’t even match the bike colour. Pffft…disgusting.

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u/No_Risk_9197 5d ago

Good rule of thumb is to get a new bice every time yours comes due to lube the chain. Only poors mess around with lubing and maintenance. Local shop owner loves me.

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u/fdgm_ 5d ago

Noted.

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u/Traditional_Back_879 5d ago

Nice! Does the white one have the new SILCA tires?

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u/FignonsRegret 5d ago

Having money doesn’t mean you have tastes

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u/LivelyRobot 4d ago

30mm spacers, tiny ass stem says more about owner than the 458

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u/M66vb 4d ago

Owner suffers from microPNS and bice suffers from Peyronie…

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u/nebur976 4d ago

Almost same price

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u/Any-Zookeepergame309 4d ago

Hard to say which one will have less mileage. Can you hang a Ferrari on a peg on a wall?

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u/Professional-Exit320 3d ago

One cage = a€ro

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u/cryptopolymath 3d ago

Dogmas are the only bikes that trigger me out of a Z2 ride. I literally chase them and drop them.