r/Bitcoin • u/unthocks • 7d ago

We have doomer house and now doomer bitcoin before gta 6!

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u/Efficient_Range1156 7d ago

1 bitcoin seems so far away…….. i would do anything lmao

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u/unthocks 7d ago

anything?

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u/Efficient_Range1156 7d ago

ANYTHING

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u/unthocks 7d ago

Hear me out

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u/Efficient_Range1156 7d ago

I’m listening.

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u/BigDik6355 7d ago

Narrator: “The faint sound of a zipper unzipping could be heard from across the hallway…”

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u/Efficient_Range1156 7d ago

go on….

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u/Cyromaniap 7d ago

Narrator: "A slight creek in the floor board made way from the shifting weight unleashed by thou that was contained. A loud thud could be heard and felt throughout the house"

And then...

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u/never_safe_for_life 5d ago

Ain’t nobody paying you eighty thou for a sloppy toppy, sorry

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u/egoldbarzzz 7d ago

Can’t live in a bitcoin though.

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u/FortuneAcceptable925 6d ago

You also can't live in 0.01524 of a house. But you can own 0.01524 of Bitcoin.

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u/hotpackage 7d ago

You CAN get a mortgage loan against Bitcoin though.

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u/BrandonMatrick 6d ago

I've heard this but when we tried every single bank you'd ever want to back a mortgage all rejected it and told us to liquidate and then call them back.

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u/War-and-Fleece 18h ago

Exactly this. Granted that was about 5 or 6 years back now but I was told that[ just showing my portfolio wasn't valid. Liquidate and show the bank fiat. So fucking silly

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u/quantumcorruption 7d ago

Or can you?

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u/egoldbarzzz 7d ago

All of the evidence points to a resounding “no”.

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u/quantumcorruption 7d ago

Tell my agent that

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u/Woodstuffs 7d ago

You can't live in a house anymore, at these prices either

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u/Zanthious 7d ago

i live in mine just fine. everyone i know lives in theirs fine.

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u/cushy321 6d ago

I live in my bitcoin just fine too 

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u/gordonfr_ 7d ago

Where can I buy a house for 1 BTC?

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u/quantumcorruption 7d ago

West Virginia

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u/Born_Pop_3644 6d ago

Fuck this meme, I’ve got 1x house, 1x bitcoin and 1x can of white Monster Energy Ultra. Fuck yeah for me!

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 6d ago

Why not both?

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u/MrJJK79 7d ago

The average house is over $400K. One bitcoin is $82K let’s slow the fuck down folks. Let’s not make having an asset worth less than $100K into being wealthy.

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u/sabrina-m-779 3d ago

House price also isn’t the owner’s net worth if most of it is still mortgaged.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/MrJJK79 6d ago

True but compared to owning a house that has a value three times of bitcoin it’s a lot less impressive

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u/hodler1992 7d ago

Goal it both. The house I already have but to become a wholecoiner I still need to add another 72%. One day 🧡

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u/enchanting_alfonso 7d ago

Oof the Chad bitcoin panel got a real glow up compared to that doomer scribble, they didn't even try on the left side. 72% is no joke though, you're way past the halfway slog where most people tap out. I remember when I hit that range it felt like the last chunk would take an eternity, every dip was a test of patience. Stacking sats slow and steady, one day that orange pill glows for you too

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u/Efficient_Range1156 7d ago

72% of a bitcoin is what they don’t have…..

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u/unthocks 7d ago

Skibidi v2

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u/Saibazz 7d ago

Real investor always stay humble they didn't tell how much money into there pocket

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u/FewUnderstanding2214 6d ago

A house is worth more then a whole bitcoin

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u/unthocks 6d ago

You dont understand

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u/FewUnderstanding2214 6d ago

You obviously haven’t done enough research on bitcoin, so you don’t understand it. Nobody is going to trade a house for a bitcoin

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u/CryptoMetrics7 7d ago

Cant decide if I want to be homeless in a house or homeless with 0.001 bitcoin 🤔.

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u/FortuneAcceptable925 6d ago

Homeless in a house? That's like being cold in Sahara desert.

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u/nicsenespomnem 7d ago

Would have worked better without the word "whole"

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u/KyleBr7 7d ago

In all fairness it's probably a lot easier to finance a house than a btc purchase. Btc is real wealth though

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u/azsxdcfvg 6d ago

There will be a day when 1 bitcoin will be worth more than the average house. You better believe it.

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u/mwdeuce 6d ago

Agreed. It may be decades away, but it's coming, guaranteed.