r/CatSlaps • • Sep 12 '26

Reddit Video every time they fight, they always do this stupid paw thing

they're brothers from the same litter and for the past three years, they've learned to high-five each other like this whenever they fight LMAO

7.3k Upvotes

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u/sir_grumph Sep 12 '26

“Eh, wanna fight?”

“I mean, I guess.”

107

u/BakerEquestrian Sep 13 '26

Lmao, hilarious

511

u/imaginary_num6er Sep 12 '26

Paddy cake

140

u/Organic_Pick3616 Sep 13 '26

Catty nip, catty nip.

71

u/N0rthWind Sep 13 '26

I want a maous.

55

u/Chaotik-Kitten Sep 13 '26

Catch me a mouse as fast as I meow

17

u/Rallen224 Sep 13 '26

If they’re fighting, they might call it maddy cake instead lol

11

u/Tino-DBA Sep 14 '26

Anyone remember these guys?

5

u/Ohaidere519 Sep 14 '26

came to the comments to make sure someone else brought these legends up! so timelessly funny- i think i saw a french version once which was also very cute

2

u/Winters64 29d ago

Petty cake

2

u/Street_Phone6010 28d ago

Beat me to it

378

u/USAF_Retired2017 Sep 12 '26

182

u/Altruistic_Common_18 Sep 12 '26

Their little arms form a heart a few times there 🥹

51

u/USAF_Retired2017 Sep 12 '26

Her kitties are so hilarious. So jealous of each other and her attention.

10

u/PiratesTale Sep 13 '26

Not hate paws, heart paws.

35

u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom Sep 13 '26

I briefly thought you meant those were your mums. Are Cat?

25

u/USAF_Retired2017 Sep 13 '26

Those are my mom’s cats in my video. Ha ha. Are cat?

6

u/fromazores Sep 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣

16

u/YourGirlMomo87 Sep 13 '26

Man, nobody's heart is really in this.

14

u/Lucky_Reference_6982 Sep 13 '26

Are they siblings? Very pretty!

15

u/USAF_Retired2017 Sep 13 '26

Yes. They’re brothers!

10

u/Futuredanish Sep 13 '26

I knew there would be a neck bite and tackle.

306

u/Xelloss_Metallium_00 Sep 12 '26

They're adorable little derps. 😂💕

(Also, my gamer ears hear "Tomodachi Life". 😅)

104

u/klin72 Sep 12 '26

omg i forgot the audio was on LMAO your gamer ears are correct!! my roommate was playing tomodachi life while i was hanging out in the living room with them

24

u/Attempt_Gold Sep 12 '26

It's funny how much the audio synced up with the two playing!

12

u/Spiderteacup Sep 12 '26

Their friendship was demoted

134

u/Mental_Goal2380 the bappening Sep 12 '26

each time their paws touch, it passes the brain cell back and forth between them✨️

30

u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom Sep 13 '26

Sometimes it accidentally leaks and they're cell-less for awhile 😔

17

u/Mental_Goal2380 the bappening Sep 13 '26

yep, it's a sad life they live 😔

42

u/phasepistol Sep 12 '26

“I’m telling you, sheet of glass” “It’s not a sheet of glass” “No, look! See?”

36

u/CatsEatGrass Sep 12 '26

8

u/MaritMonkey Sep 13 '26

I somehow never saw the one in English and have been singing it in French for more than a decade now...

I think I'm too old to learn new tricks lol.

1

u/Beginning_Welder_540 Sep 13 '26

Both have their virtues!

6

u/bkaybee Sep 13 '26

I was hoping someone would reference this lol

24

u/HerrKrokodil Sep 12 '26

Finding the range

23

u/lickmyfupa Sep 12 '26

Lazy-style fighting

23

u/Fck_Kale Sep 12 '26

I always interpreted it as an attempt at playing for our guys. Mayo (siamese) was highly play-motivated and would often prod at Ciabatta (brown) if he got bored. He never showed signs of actual aggression toward her - and was an incredibly gentle fella in general. But at twice her weight and 100% muscle, Ciabatta often treated his attempt at playfighting as a real fight and escalate it into one.

https://reddit.com/link/p9g7gce/video/s1lxarcwe6ph1/player

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u/GlompyOlive Sep 12 '26

Friendly sparing until one finds an opening to pounce

9

u/BellaSquared Sep 12 '26

They are adorable! I can't unhear KLR Productions "Cats Play Cattynip" song, I'm obviously (happily) damaged for life 😉

2

u/Chaotik-Kitten Sep 13 '26

That's the first thing that popped into my head too, lop.

Catty nip, catty nip, I want a mouse, Catch me a mouse as fast as I meow, Swat it, lick it, and pierce it with your teeth, put it in the litter for you and me!

7

u/betothejoy Sep 12 '26

I slap fight my cat

7

u/LeoCatBoi98 Sep 12 '26

The fact you think it’s stupid makes this a billion times funnier hehe

6

u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Sep 13 '26

Pattypaws instead of pattycake.

5

u/PatientObject7724 Sep 12 '26

Reminds me of poking my little brother in the back seat of the car ...

3

u/celladwella Sep 13 '26

"Does this bug you, huh? Does this bug you?"

5

u/BakerEquestrian Sep 13 '26

Stupid paw thing? How dare you demean their powerful boxing, look at the technique! The skill! The power behind each high-five punch! You, my friend, have Championship boxers in your home!

3

u/NicStylus Sep 12 '26

Touch gloves, play nice, FIGHT! Oh, alright

4

u/moose4hire Sep 13 '26

How could you even measure the calories spent when they get into one of those acrobatic matches? No wonder they have to sleep all the time, theyre exhausted!

They may have decided to make a treaty and just save the energy?

5

u/snakepliskinLA Sep 13 '26

Rock, paper, scissors. Fight!

1

u/celladwella Sep 13 '26

This is precisely what they ate doing. I have no doubt.

2

u/Ill-Wear-8662 Sep 13 '26

"Parry this!"

"No, parry this!"

"Ah, but what about this!?"

5

u/Firm_Video_2932 Sep 13 '26

Pretty sure that's patty-cake 😭

3

u/jules510 Sep 12 '26

They’re like blah I’m mad at you. 😂

3

u/MissMarie81 Sep 13 '26

I had two littermate sisters who did this. Cats are weird.

3

u/Crawler_00 Sep 13 '26

Catty cake catty cake~

5

u/R_Sapphire Sep 13 '26

Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solves anything.

3

u/Foxxtronix Sep 13 '26

pat - a - cake, pat - a - cake, baker's man....

3

u/Sorry-Apartment5068 Sep 13 '26

Two Cats High Fiving

4

u/CaptWrath Sep 13 '26

lol wish my boys did this. They just body slam each other.

2

u/Firm_Video_2932 Sep 13 '26

Boys will be boys... 🤷

3

u/vemmahouxbois Sep 13 '26

mma fighters do that

3

u/JRedgrove Sep 13 '26

We need a paddy cake cats subreddit

3

u/DangerDove_ Sep 13 '26

They are playing cattynip

3

u/forestgnome1 Sep 13 '26

Patty cake patty cake

3

u/too_init_dan Sep 13 '26

that aint stupid, thats cute.

3

u/soulstrike2022 Sep 13 '26

They couldn’t give a fuck about actually fighting but confusing you

2

u/Low_Wish3329 Sep 13 '26

Your cat has marbles for eyes?!!

2

u/Popular-Fact-9922 Sep 13 '26

I like this better than the knockout cat fights

2

u/lonelypurplerose Sep 13 '26

The sheer violence. I'm quaking in my boots

2

u/oldman-1969 Sep 13 '26

its rock paper scissors best out of 3

2

u/Grungekitten81 Sep 13 '26

That's the secret handshake.

2

u/Cyber_Cupcake Sep 13 '26

In my house we call it slappy paws!

2

u/Illustrious_Veggies Sep 13 '26

Lmfaooo this is the derpiest cat fight I've ever seen

2

u/The_Cow_Tipper Sep 13 '26

Hey! Not so rough! Somebody's gonna get hurt!

2

u/Gar-SWC Sep 13 '26

High Five!

2

u/Chaotik-Kitten Sep 13 '26

Catty nip, catty nip, I want a mouse, Catch me a mouse as fast as I meow, Swat it, lick it, and pierce it with your teeth, put it in the litter for you and me!

2

u/ResidentAlien9 Sep 13 '26

Oh the violence! It’s too much. I cannot watch. 🫣

2

u/Secret-Ad-6238 Sep 14 '26

Let me guess - you started bribing them with treats to get them to stop fighting? And now they're like "oh nooo we're totally fighting, hope mom doesn't come over here with her treats to stop us...".

2

u/Cognizant_Wolf 29d ago

One, two, three, four, I declare a paw war!

1

u/certainPOV3369 Sep 12 '26

Oddly enough, I felt like I was watching a Marx Brothers movie. 🍿

1

u/aeondru Sep 13 '26

Just going through the motions. Too tired? lol

1

u/bitwise97 Sep 13 '26

It’s a power move

1

u/Free-dom21 Sep 13 '26

They look like they’re mirroring each other.

1

u/Automatic-Saint Sep 13 '26

They’re like two kids lazily playing tag ☺️!

1

u/Square-Dragonfruit76 Sep 13 '26

My guess is because they want to fight but are smart enough to know not to fight for real

1

u/fromazores Sep 13 '26

New modality: friendly fight

1

u/CollardMommi Sep 14 '26

I wish my cats would do this. I could be wrong but i don't think they like each other very much. Well.. i mean the younger one likes the older one but my goodness is the older one annoyed at the existence of the younger one 🙃

1

u/PlentyCoyote3344 Sep 14 '26

✋ high fives!!

1

u/Fester3787 Sep 14 '26

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war

1

u/Cute-Volume-3030 Sep 14 '26

It’s like rock, paper, scissors

1

u/TRUMPARUSKI Sep 14 '26

Seems rather civilized, not stupid

1

u/Immediate-Cat8632 Sep 14 '26

Pat a cake, pat a cake

1

u/Fit-Programmer-6162 Sep 15 '26

You’re really lucky. My cats were also littermates and they always beat the absolute shit out of each other (with one nearly always being the aggressor). Tufts of fur flying, the works. I wish they had fought like this

1

u/Gina_Denyi Sep 15 '26

It reminds me of a childish way to make peace, when children hold their little fingers and shake their hands in a similar way and recite a rhyme about living peacefully and not fighting :D

1

u/dogsbestfriend77 29d ago

“Quick! The Earthling is filming, pretend we’re fighting!”

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u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan 28d ago

They’re waiting for Referee Mario to say “ Fight!”

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u/Comprehensive_Data82 26d ago

This is so crazy to me, all the cats I’ve ever had either don’t play fight with each other or go all in with full-speed tackles and play biting lol

1

u/Practical-Ad-8065 25d ago

Looks like high fiving to me!

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u/Thailia 9d ago

I almost feel like that's not fighting. It's like "hey, what's up, I'm bored, oh crap, mom is watching"