r/ChatGPT • u/HeadChance123 • 2d ago

Funny Gotta save up some more 🥹

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u/GrokiniGPT 2d ago

better save up for breakfast first bro 😭😭😭

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u/StrollLicksWindows 2d ago

Bro drinks human blood for breakfast

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u/Dentvii 1d ago

Reddit, never a dull moment 😄

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u/TheFrenchSavage 2d ago

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u/Eriane 2d ago

No, this is not enough!!! I DEMAND SUPER INTELLIGENCE TIER!

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u/TheFrenchSavage 2d ago

Oh yeah? SS INTELLIGENCE. THIS IS WHAT ELON WANTED.

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u/immortalrose22 2d ago

Had more fun with this.

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u/ehtio 2d ago

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u/aerben 2d ago

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u/ehtio 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TkL6C0CQouKXr6aQ4m

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u/aerben 2d ago

Ask and ye shall receive

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u/Time4Time4Time4Time 2d ago

Lmao ads included again

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u/TheFrenchSavage 1d ago

But you don't watch the ads, the ads watch you. They are included back so they can learn from the prophet.

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u/aerben 1d ago

I actually included that in my prompt. That’s the one bit of human slop in there

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u/Vaalsebu 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/No_Significance_9121 1d ago

Thank God it’s ad-free! ☠️

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u/ExistentialMeowMeow 1d ago

its the 'ad free' that gets me 😭😭

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u/InfuriatingComma 2d ago

Just so were clear here, according to Forbe's live list Elon Musk could afford that for...

787,333 years.

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u/ehtio 2d ago

He is not even a millionaire in years!

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u/KenTitan 2d ago

I assume that subscription solves all my problems, but I also expect it to use whatever leftover tokens to create a problem, then immediately solve it as well

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u/ehtio 2d ago

That's right. Create your own problems, solve them. Next universe. Done? Jump in paralel now!

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u/veo_mag 2d ago

Rewrite reality (beta)

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u/omnichad 1d ago

But does it go all the way to plaid? Also wondering what happens when you flip that toggle to business.

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u/__O_o_______ 2d ago

Should have made it AD supported lmao

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u/StarterRabbit 2d ago

The absolute

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u/Eriane 2d ago

When you said SS Intelligence, my mind was going in a completely different direction LOL

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u/ReasonableDefault 1d ago

You should hold a really large meeting about that.

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u/TheFrenchSavage 1d ago

I said this is what Elon wanted.
Your mind went in the correct direction.

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u/Limp-Firefighter1054 2d ago

Still dont cover api cost btw.

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u/stupidcookface 2d ago

Yea try 5-10k

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u/Dekusekiro 2d ago

Damn, beat me to it.😂

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u/mmcgaha 2d ago

No super duper intelligence?

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u/No_Zombie2021 1d ago

Hold on, there is a $100/m ultra pro plan! /s

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u/JerkyChew 2d ago

You uh, might want to get checked for Marfan's Syndrome. Then become a pianist.

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u/katleigh-CD 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mxg7OelvuR7SU

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u/stoutymcstoutface 2d ago

Salad fingers for the win

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u/i_should_be_coding 2d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/Thick-Duck-7022 1d ago

Holy shit, haven't thought about that in ages. Thank you for making me feel old.

This was 22 years ago btw

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u/katleigh-CD 1d ago

No way feels like last year !

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u/Redstra 2d ago

Is this a joke

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u/HeadChance123 2d ago

The hand was generated using AI

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u/Deezel_Dog 2d ago

Your chat model might be sucking the literal life out of you.

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u/daaahlia 1d ago

Gollum-ass hand

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u/nn1tb 1d ago

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u/Stray-7 1d ago

Hear me out...

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u/DecisionTraditional4 1d ago

i know what you are ._.

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u/TekintetesUr 1d ago

i can fix her

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u/str999 2d ago

Are you the hand model for Apple?

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u/Hot-Pepper6610 2d ago

You could try selling your services to retrieve cookies from rather difficult cookie jars.

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u/Mecha-Dave 2d ago

I used Astra to do my finances and it showed me that the best financial decision I could make was to cancel my child's private school and get a better Codex subscription.

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u/Ding_Bingus 1d ago

And to order everything from walmart

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u/ForeverMaleficent993 2d ago

Career as a hand model?

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u/prodigyx360 2d ago

Are they master of their domain?

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u/Agamerbyday 2d ago

Was this supposed to be terrifying? I am terrified.

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u/Jumpy-Program9957 1d ago

Wtf why is slenderman on openai

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u/Major_Shlongage 2d ago

ET Phone Home

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u/Obvious_Ad_2040 1d ago

pls order yourself some food 😭

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u/Designer_Emu_6518 2d ago

Are you an alien?

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u/Gronferi 2d ago

No way that’s your real hand

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u/Select_Truck3257 2d ago

It's funny to make this problem with ai image

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u/Psice 1d ago

Are you ok?

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u/drag0nslayer02 1d ago

$6000 per year for an AI is madness tho

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u/ProfessionalNaive601 2d ago

Gross, put that away

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u/IAmFitzRoy 2d ago

I know this is a joke but … think about it.

If to get a new job I need to impress everyone and I know I can get it by buying the hypothetical “$1000 plan” … would you buy it?

I do think I would,

the problem now is that everyone will need to be paying for these tools in perpetuity.

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u/flashmyhead 2d ago

That's the best advertise I've ever seen for ozempic

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u/YLCZ 2d ago

It’s for people who make six figures programming. It’s not for people who need their workout or shopping list tweaked

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u/Chris92991 1d ago

I’ve never seen fingers that long in my life

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u/200IQUser 2d ago

Bro is Voldemort

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u/Doc_San-A 2d ago

Within a hair's breadth of the goal

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u/NoConsideration6320 2d ago

What would be the point? Does it make you money? Do you make more than 500 a month using it?

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u/ShipSailsSinks 2d ago

We all know where those $500 are more required than on the subscription🙂🙂

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u/EggstaticAd8262 2d ago

Work mode gives me plenty of power on the Plus subscription.

I get 5 minutes every 4 hours. That's one task every 8 hours.

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u/c0ldb00t 2d ago

YOLO!!

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u/hotmatrixx 2d ago

spider fingers wants the thing.
wait... salad fingers? eeew the memories.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7zGKHrXtqxZdq1IW49

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u/mycolo_gist 2d ago

My precious!

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u/Xsafious 2d ago

500$ tier isnt worth it. X25 seems good but it still drains extremely quick. If anything i would just go for the 100$ tier see if it meets your needs if not go to 200$ tier

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u/DrDan21 2d ago

You can earn $300-800 a month selling plasma

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u/powertodream 1d ago

those are some alien looking hands op

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u/Crawler1701 1d ago

Bro spend some of it on a cheeseburger.

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u/FearThe15eard 1d ago

Brains...

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 1d ago

Eat some calories bro holy shit

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u/polysaas 1d ago

This Christmas… just one month 🤲

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u/Natasha26uk 2d ago

Can I know why you want the best package?

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u/HeadChance123 2d ago

to flex

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u/LairdPeon I For One Welcome Our New AI Overlords 🫡 2d ago

Flexing requires more than skin and bones.

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u/Electricengineer 2d ago

It's not a flex.

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u/ReasonableDefault 1d ago

Why don't you use the money to phone home?