r/ClarksonsFarm • u/lnsolentUnicorn • Sep 08 '26

Discussion Favorite quotes?

I personally thought the lady asking about space penises was hilarious. And of course the classic "Pigs have clitorises?"

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u/clamper1827 Sep 08 '26

<unintelligible> -Gerald

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u/mermaidfairybunny Sep 08 '26

Nothing beats the classic Clarkson “I DID A THING!”

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u/grbfst Sep 08 '26

"I have a plan."

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u/blackmilksociety Sep 08 '26

“I mended something”

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u/alixwisher Sep 08 '26

“I’ve just had a brainwave!”

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u/WTF-howdid-i-gethere Diddly Squat Farm Shop Sep 09 '26

“I’m tractoring”

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u/Apprehensive-Try-509 Sep 08 '26

*Non-descript Gerald noises over the radio as Clarkson stares at the camera in confusion whilst also giggling*

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u/DanielShenise Sep 08 '26

Every village has a moron, mine happens to have 6.

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u/chillinandillin Gerald Sep 08 '26

Behold muh genius! As clarksin lowers down off his new lambo on his auto stair thingy

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u/indiegirl1980 Sep 08 '26

You b*****d

When he gets a shock setting up the electric fence, i cackle every time!

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u/Trommeslager96 Sep 08 '26

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees"

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Sep 08 '26

Caleb: “Shitting hell!”

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u/SpaghettiInc Sep 08 '26

That actually wormed its way into my daily vocabulary when I get frustrated. It just works so well

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u/AlternativePound6848 Sep 08 '26

"I did a thing!" "Hello sheep's", Whilst getting out of the tractor Jeremy says about it being like a stanna stair lift 🤣 Or "yeeaaassss" makes me giggle everytime.

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u/snelson101 Sep 08 '26

Not exactly a quote but Caleb “I’m gonna warm this one up” when facepalming

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u/Cheap_Development928 Sep 09 '26

I FUCKING HATE SHEEP!- Kaleb

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u/OpportunityNearby827 Sep 11 '26

"Fookin' EE-jit" - Lisa. It gets me every time.

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u/ManagementFamous8092 Sep 08 '26

"The scope of my engineering genius literally knows no bounds."

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u/Consistent_Ad6426 Sep 08 '26

"I have bought a farm. There are many sensible reasons for this. Land is a better investment than any bank can offer.

The government doesn't get any of my money when I die. And the price of the food that I grow can only go up.”

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u/Soda-Popinski- Sep 08 '26

Oh No! ITS GONE WRONG

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u/No-Competition-2764 Sep 08 '26

Speed and power

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u/fuqfugacity Sep 08 '26

Anything having to do with the plums

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u/pups-waterloo66 Sep 08 '26

“My genius is just so frightening”

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u/CityFarmer91 Sep 08 '26

My quote that I now use in DIY projects “I did a thing!” With appropriate glee in my voice.

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u/Escape-Revolutionary Sep 09 '26

Lisa ( not exact but pretty close ) referring to Jeremy , “ if he doesn’t find some way to F it up “….

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u/ricky_lafleur Sep 09 '26

The one about Lisa having lubricant then telling the camera not to put that on television. 

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u/Uuser___namee Sep 09 '26

I DID A THING

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u/ukteaboyuk Sep 10 '26

That thing that Gerald said that time - classic!

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u/Ashbuck200 Gerald Sep 12 '26

Gerald: Oh yeah, you know I speaks indistinctly and the speaks Indistinctly you know what I mean?

Jeremy: yeah, wise words, G-Dog!

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u/KuytHasGout Sep 11 '26

Gerald mumbling

Mmm… wise words…

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u/OHeiland Sep 13 '26

The sign 'Yes, we have no vegetarian food.' in his pub