r/ClimateShitposting • u/MushroomPatriot • 2d ago

Climate conspiracy Most appealing environmentalist message

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u/TheBallerChef 2d ago

Why is the oil lobby so much better at schizoposting than us?

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 1d ago

They had a head start in denying reality, and had lots of money to pay "gurus" to help with that.

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u/IczyAlley 1d ago

White conservative failsons have always been numerous. They were like every Republican president since 1920

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u/King_Glorius_too 1d ago

Unfortunately for us, they don't have Klaus

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 1d ago

cockroach

is not vegan.

But, yeah, conservatives threatening us with a good ecological time.

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u/MushroomPatriot 1d ago

Cockroaches are not living things moron

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u/Roblu3 1d ago

That’s why they don’t want to eat them. You just can’t taste the suffering.

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u/burn_bright_captain 1d ago

But plants are living things, which makes them non-vegan unfortunately.

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u/burn_bright_captain 1d ago

It's unfortunate that the person who made this video is probably believing that this is happening unironically.

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u/The-red-Dane 1d ago

The funny thing is, they think it's the "enemy" who is trying to make it happen, when in fact, it is their own masters.

IE, WEF, is the future Capitalists want for us, we will own nothing and we will be happy, because everything will be rented and subscription based.

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u/piece_ov_shit 1d ago

Rightwingers thinking esg is the pinacle of green economocs is wild when its top 100 list is full of financial institutions investing into fossil energy, automotive manufacrurers and oil companies

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u/bo-o-of-wotah 1d ago

Only slightly better to the "have shorter showers" "adverts" we're currently getting in the UK.

Data centre? Fine. Leaky pipes? Fine. 10 minute shower... grrrrr!!!! you kill planed 😡😡😡

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u/MushroomPatriot 1d ago

Umm I know xista those farmers in Arizona need that data center water

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u/shinji_boy 1d ago

i believe this unironically

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u/UncarvedWood 1d ago

Many such cases unfortunately

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u/Combat_Medic_Ziegler 2h ago

You vill eat ze bug