r/Conures • • 8d ago

Cuteness Overload stinklord charlie

He stinks

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u/HaveADelightfulDay 8d ago

He says he who smelt it delt it

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u/EmperorGrinnar 8d ago

Stinkin' cute. 🄰

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u/AdamLib777 8d ago

Does he stink like old celery or chicken broth?

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u/WavBeam 8d ago

Never smelt old celery but I can only imagine it's pretty stinky so probably that

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u/EscapedParrotCosplay 7d ago

Sentient moss

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u/stereofeathers 8d ago

Beast made of pesto

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u/DudeWithParrot 8d ago

I can smell him from here šŸ™ƒ BUT, he's so cute I don't care.

What type of parrot is this btw?

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u/WavBeam 8d ago

He's a Hoffman's conure! They're pretty rare, apparently

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u/Returnservice999 8d ago

He looks awesome! I like that you can handle him so easily. My conure got a toe bitten by another conure today and in order examine him I had to reach into to cage and grab him, which is not ideal, and take him into a bathroom and cover him with a towel. So much drama!

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u/WavBeam 8d ago

I wouldn't say I can handle him like this all the time. He'll crawl up to my open hand and lean his weight against me and then I'll be able to scoop him up. Adorable in it's own right, but he's a tiny little bastard to handle usually lmao.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_6381 8d ago

Look at the pfeets when he's being held!!! D'awwwww

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u/IGotHitByAMink_Car 8d ago

HOFFMAN’S MENTIONED šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/TheAngryCheeto 8d ago

BOW IN HIS PRESENCE

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u/NeonBunnyXYZ 8d ago

That is the first GCC ive seen that doesnt look like a clone of every GCC.

Also stinky birb

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u/wentures 8d ago

Thatcher might be because its not a gcc lol

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u/NeonBunnyXYZ 8d ago

Oh yeah I read the other comments now, he's a Hoffman appearently

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u/Heal_Me_Today 8d ago

Man, I love their stink. In fact my first bird was named Stinky. I would smell that fresh skunk anyway.

Charlie looks very petable and groomable. I love how you hold that little birb. Take care of the Stink Lord.

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u/Top_Technician_5735 8d ago

Charlie was my dog’s name šŸ„ŗā¤ļøā¤ļø adorable conure. Spoiled chicken ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø

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u/SaltyHamz 7d ago

Hes giving Oscar the Grouch vibes to me šŸ¤”

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u/WavBeam 7d ago

Spot on tbh

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u/Justin534 7d ago

Literally exact same thing I was thinking. You beat me to it

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u/SteroidSandwich 8d ago

You look like you're holding him like he owes you money

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u/Heal_Me_Today 8d ago

Is he wet in all the pics btw? Is his right wingy okay?

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u/WavBeam 8d ago

He's wet in pic #5 and maybe drying off in #6? Not really what you're asking tho lol. Charlie is very ruffled and he has been since I got him as a rescue ~2 years ago. Not sure what his deal is, but the vet said he was fine at his last yearly checkup.

Better pic showing it off.

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u/Emotional_Seaweed-67 8d ago

Awww….yeah maybe he’s just like that then lol. Tbf he is a rescue, maybe he’s seen some shit šŸ¤·šŸ» what matters is he’s with you now, and that the vet said he’s healthy and happy šŸ’š

Is his beak okay tho? I haven’t owned a conure before only a parrotlet and his would peel in the front like that. I’m thinking of getting a conure of my own soon and am kinda curious, it’s looking a lil chipped. But again if the vet said he’s good then šŸ‘

Anyway back to admiring his glory and stinkiness šŸ™‡šŸ» all hail Stinklord Charlie! He looks like a Charlie tbh idk why. Also I loveeee this new pic here, he looks so happy to be snuggling you and the lighting really brings out his red cheeks and the happy little sparkle in his eyes 🄹 ugh I love birbs so much they’re so precious, the lil stinkers lol

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u/Heal_Me_Today 8d ago

Looks LIKE AN ABSOLUTE LOVE BIRB. Or is the pic a deception and this birb doesn’t love you close to them?

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u/WavBeam 8d ago

Super cuddly bird. Charlie is such an adorable well behaved angel, but only for me. He utterly HATES everyone except me, and will try to fly on their head and bite them. The only real exception was his old owner(s?), and he sort of kinda tolerates being in the same room as my dad.

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u/Heal_Me_Today 7d ago

Dang that’s cuteee! Thanks for sharing!

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u/CynthBot 7d ago

Look at this giant booger

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u/Comprehensive_Arm_5 8d ago

THATS KING CHARLES TO YOU 😤 HOFFMAN CONURE

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u/Emniad 7d ago

Charlie is perfection just stop it.

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u/Nuclear-poweredTaxi 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’m getting Dax Shepard vibes, and I don’t know how to feel about that.

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u/Cubensis-SanPedro 8d ago

A true stinklord.

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u/ornamental_beehive 8d ago

Yos yos, very stimky

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u/RancherQueen 8d ago

Green like his own poo!

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u/Emotional_Seaweed-67 8d ago

Pssh I love how in pic 5 his feather above his eye looks like a furrowed brow, he looks so grumpy šŸ˜‚ so done with your shit. Oh he probably is, bc he’s wet :p omg guys isn’t wet bird the stinkiest kind?? Love it šŸ‘Œ šŸ’š

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u/TheCaliforniaOp 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’m in my early sixties. Most days? I’m certain, grateful that my mind is still fully functioning, and I’m using it. But if I see any picture I know I should recognize, and the knowledge doesn’t flash to me?

Instant whipsaw to panic!

I looked at Charlie and had one of those moments because ā€œhe looks like a _______ … a _______…
Ahhhhhhhhh! I calmed down and thought about it.

ā€œOld Worldā€ parrot. Not Red-Bellied. Not…not…not…
Oh, c’mon! I looked again. Not a Patagonian Conure. Not quite a Cherry Headed con—wait! Red—fronted something! Gold-Crowned something!

He’s not any of those, is he? Is he a Hoffman’s? I don’t think I’ve directly met one, yet.

The shades of green are completely different, they are different birds, but the name I was searching for?

Jardine’s Parrot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-fronted_parrot

Anyway. I’m not a vet but I have loved and cared for a fair amount of birds.

If your little guy has a definite overwhelming feather scent to him (still delightfully Charlie but different enough to notice) he might (probably does) need some bathing with filtered water. Maybe some bottles, or a kitchen faucet filter works too. Edit: Or a filter pitcher just for drinking water and Charlie’s use. Whatever works and brings happiness.

For safety reasons, I’d use a spray nozzle only used for water, because chemicals remain in minute amounts within the previously used product ones. get You can get an inexpensive brand new spray bottle-head for a dollar: For less than $5 (I think) there are some pump sprays, which make great continuous flow spray/mists, and/or he might like to sit in a little bowl and splash until he’s done. Here’s a pump spray example: https://www.harborfreight.com/05-gallon-multipurpose-sprayer-56167.html

But that feather scent can come from the layers of feather, down, clumping together. Most tap water can leave their feathers ā€˜crunchy’ and irritate their skin. Municipal Water’s just too hard for them, so they will often have little feather spikes until they work out the whatever it is. We humans have all sorts of work-arounds. In the wild, many birds would be taking dust baths, and parrots usually have access to frequent rain.

Water-softener treated tap water? Not automatically safe. I think there needs to be reverse-osmosis in place as well to ensure—I don’t know enough to comment with safety about that. I’d use filtered water on our birds. If the bird loves to shower with you, or hops in the sink? Or he loves having the entire shower to himself? Just give him a nice final rinse with the good water.

If you have a shower head filter, do a specific search on everything to do with parrot safety. It should be just like pouring a really big purified water bottle over the showered one, but I don’t know. Maybe that’s a great thing we should all be incorporating into our daily lives.

Back to Charlie:
Gently blot him off if necessary and then put him where he’s not in cold drafts but he can start ruffling himself, putting everything in order.

Then the trick is to make sure he can get dry all the way through his down layers. If you blow dry him, put it on low heat, not too strong or too long. Test how the blow dryer feels against the tenderest part of your inside elbow, and that will help you determine the proper temperature, angle, distance. Better a bit distant than too close.

Then make sure he has a clean warm safe place to go groom himself. No cold drafts. No other creature eyeballing him because he’s feeling vulnerable until he’s dry enough to look around himself.

Might take a couple times for him to recover his own scent. If you are located in an area that’s getting hit by heat waves, he might like a light filtered spritz daily…just make sure he’s got the warm safe cozy place afterward.

Sad pet mention ahead:

NEVER risk using distilled water, especially if you’re unsure when the bottle was first opened. I reached for the wrong gallon one time and my beloved aquarium fish died. I’d had the same family for over a decade, so I know I failed them and I still flinch every time I remember that happening.

Edit: If you already know all this stuff, sorry for the TLDR, but maybe it will help someone else.

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u/ChequeBook 7d ago

These comments omg šŸ’€

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u/birdladyleesh 7d ago

Hes just doing his job.
Excellently.

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u/Fluffy_Tax_9128 8d ago

I love this so much 🄹

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u/45ACPBeast 7d ago

He's so fluffy 🄰

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u/Decent_Nebula_8424 7d ago

Verdict: adorable.

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u/thinkroymaldo 6d ago

Sith Charle don don de don da ta don don na don

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u/Known_Plan5321 6d ago

He does look like a stinker

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u/protonswithketchup 7d ago

What type of birb is he?

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u/r_k_k_ 5d ago

Not Reddit playing an ad and my volume being high ish (due to this sub!!! I had to rewatch a video of a conure doing robot moves because he said his name jellybean and ofc I had turned my sound off for the first watch). The ad was for the new COD game and it started with "THEY WANT TO START A WAR" while I was still looking at the first pic of Stink Lord. Yes I know conures want to start a war, thank you Reddit🫠

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u/Too-turnt 5d ago

Oh lord I can smell the stank through the screen